Well, keep in mind that I haven't actually *seen* the movies. I do however work in the electronics department of a store that carries them and a number of other horror movies. And they all sound really stupid to me for various reasons. So I imagine various interesting and sometimes amusing solutions to the problems that appear in them. (In the case of Saw II, what I've seen and read makes me think rescuing his victims would be easier without him around.)
As I've mentioned to a number of people in the past, I won't be impressed until someone comes up with a horror movie that has a problem in it that I can't come up with a way to kill...
- Release the Yeast -
A group vacationing on a small island is unaware that the island already has an inhabitant - an enormous beast that craves the taste of human flesh.
As it happens, this beast finds a young woman named Taria walking alone. Following the impulese of it's nature, it chomps down on her arm.
Following the impulses of her nature, Taria grabs the inside of it's stomach and pulls.
It turns out that beasts that crave human flesh don't do too well after their digestive tract has been turned inside-out.
As I've mentioned to a number of people in the past, I won't be impressed until someone comes up with a horror movie that has a problem in it that I can't come up with a way to kill...
- Release the Yeast -
A group vacationing on a small island is unaware that the island already has an inhabitant - an enormous beast that craves the taste of human flesh.
As it happens, this beast finds a young woman named Taria walking alone. Following the impulese of it's nature, it chomps down on her arm.
Following the impulses of her nature, Taria grabs the inside of it's stomach and pulls.
It turns out that beasts that crave human flesh don't do too well after their digestive tract has been turned inside-out.