Crossovers That Should Not Be, Take 2

[CattyNebulart]

I was actually thinking of a nazi getting the book, like oh say Hitler. Although at that point the war would be kind of over. Maybe like the Grail, they are both hunting for it? Inside Imperial Japan without alerting the locals? Could be fun.
E: "Did they... did they just endorse the combination of the JSDF and US Army by showing them as two lesbian lolicons moving in together and holding hands and talking about how 'intimate' they were?"
B: "Have you forgotten so soon? They're phasing out Don't Ask, Don't Tell."