284 is enough AGAIN! NEW NEW new fic reccomendation thread

[Jeap]

Gah, I had forgotten her; and you're right, Dragoness's stories are much better. Heh, had my rose tinted glasses on, I guess.
To make up for it, here is one of my favorite X-men Evolution stories. The Private Life of Jamie Madrox. A little rough, but its quite a fun story.

[hmelton]

Came across a mention of this on spacebattles.com and I don't think it's been posted here yet.
It's a SGC fanfic. Might be a little slow, but is a pretty good read.
www.fanfiction.net/s/2885152/1/
howard melton
God bless

[ECSNorway]

Out of the Darkness: A Jinchuuriki's Tale
Another piece from S'Tarkan. First Naruto thingy I've ever really looked at. Definitely interesting.--
"I give you the beautiful... the talented... the tirelessly atomic-powered...
R!
DOROTHY!
WAYNERIGHT!
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Sucrose Octanitrate.
Proof positive that with sufficient motivation, you can make anything explode.

[Jeap]

Red Blossom is pretty good. Interesting plot and solid writing.

[Rieverre]

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Out of the Darkness: A Jinchuuriki's Tale

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Have to agree with that rec. A Narutofic with OC/SI kinda characters that has them be around the protagonist's age and actually _works_.
Sw33t.
-Griever
When tact is required, use brute force. When force is required, use greater force.
When the greatest force is required, use your head. Surprise is everything. - The Book of Cataclysm

[Bob Schroeck]

A BTVS crossover: Not Your Normal Carry On.
-- Bob
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...The President is on the line
As ninety-nine crab rangoons go by...

[Xenoproctologist]

Just in case anyone hasn't yet gotten their USRDA of 'WTF!?'...
A little something special from the mind of Cypher3au: Gene-Spliced Harry
Only read the first two chapters so far, but...

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Harry let the Doctor do his thing, turning this way and that as the rabbit-man checked him out. "So, exploding machinery aside, how's it look?"

Postponing his reply for the time being, Rackam scanned Harry again, and checked the computer to make sure that everything was stuck together properly. "...everything seems to be in order; the jaguar genes, generic 'insect' genes, and 'bird' genes all came together nicely, with no detectable defects. Why don't you take a look in the mirror over there, and see the end result for yourself?"

Harry did so, but hesitated for a brief moment before steeling himself and stepping in front of the reflective surface. "...Splicing is bloody awesome."

The bunny man grinned knowingly. "It is, isn't it?"

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Yeah....

[Bob Schroeck]

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A little something special from the mind of Cypher3au: Gene-Spliced Harry

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And the detailed chapter descriptions are just so helpful!
Not.
Edit: But it is a fun little story, and I hope the author will be writing more...
-- Bob
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...The President is on the line
As ninety-nine crab rangoons go by...

[hmelton]

A buffy the vampire slayer holloween costume fic.
In this Xander dresses as a certain reporter.
It doesn't follow the path most assume or have followed.
I hope the writer continues it.
www.tthfanfic.org/Story-1...hbound.htm
howard melton
God bless

[Bob Schroeck]

This is an ambitious effort to write a "Book 7", apparently using as much canon information and clues as possible. It's incomplete, but it's very definitely live, because it was updated today. Definite thumbs up.
melindaleo's The Seventh Horcrux.
-- Bob
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...The President is on the line
As ninety-nine crab rangoons go by...

[Valles]

Agent Klutz
A ROD fic. Wendy the Super Hero!
Ja, -n

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"Puripuri puripuri... Bang!"

[ordnance11]

Just from reading the 1st chapter...
The girl needs to get laid...badly!
__________________
Into terror!,  Into valour!
Charge ahead! No! Never turn
Yes, it's into the fire we fly
And the devil will burn!
- Scarlett Pimpernell

[The Hunterminator]

Freak Like Me : www.fanfiction.net/s/1696581/1/
Spiderman fanfiction. I'd say more, but I'm not quite sure how to describe it. I can just say that it's damn good.

[Sweno]

ooooh, ROD. -Terry
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"Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away." - Antoine de Saint Exupery
"Luge strategy? Lie flat and try not to die." - Carmen Boyle (Olympic Luge Gold Medal winner - 1996)
Mary Sue's theme music
-Terry
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"so listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing to happen to you today"
TF2: Spy

[Happerry]

Running Blind
Crossover with CSI. Something supernatural is killing people in Las Vegas... and it all seems to lead back to a fifteenyearold runaway named Danny Fenton.

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Grissom frowned, looking up at Hodges. "Inconclusive?"
"You managed to stump me, the computer, three reference books and an online guide. About all I've got is that the clear stuff is a hydrocarbon of unknown type, slightly acidic. The green stuff's even weirder, though... I did it second, so it was sitting for a bit... it separated out, like blood does. The top stuff was identical to human plasma, but the bottom stuff... elemental traces of copper, similar to the way you'd find iron in blood. If I didn't know better, I'd almost assume it was blood, from some type of alien organism."
The two CSIs blinked at him. "What would be the function of copper in blood?" Greg asked, curiously.
"Well, this is all speculation here, so, y'know, take it with a grain of salt, but... if an organism for some reason had a "brain" that required electrical stimulation instead of oxygen, copper would be your best choice for your hemoglobin equivalent... But, like I said, all speculation."
Grissom made a noise in the back of his throat. "All right, what about the other samples taken from the trail? The red ones."
"Human blood. Fresh. DNA matching indicates that yes, it was from the kid in the hospital. Although..."
Blond eyebrows rose. "Although?"
"I got some seriously weird errors running the DNA. Only on the kid's blood, and the scene samples, though... all the test stuff shows the system working fine. But the system keeps showing me an extra pair of chromosomes. No clue what the extras might be, but that kid is not genetically normal."
The two field investigators looked at each other. This was getting weirder by the minute.

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[CattyNebulart]

I don't think I remembered to recomend this one before but I might have:
bspace.freeshell.org/Borgstories.html
Comedy + Borg = Cube 347
Sadly I'm running out of things to read again. And I still only have an internet connection part of the time till the middle of the next month.
E: "Did they... did they just endorse the combination of the JSDF and US Army by showing them as two lesbian lolicons moving in together and holding hands and talking about how 'intimate' they were?"
B: "Have you forgotten so soon? They're phasing out Don't Ask, Don't Tell."

[classicdrogn]

THE BEN COLLECTIVE ENDORSES THIS FANFICTION, ASSIMILATION OF WHICH IS ONGIONG.
- CDSERVO: Loook *deeeeply* into my eyes... Tell me, what do you see?
CROW: (hypnotized) A twisted man who wants to inflict his pain upon others.
For the next 72 hours, Itachi intoned, I will slap you with this trout. - Spying no Jutsu, chapter 3
"In the futuristic taco bell of the year 20XX, justice wears an aluminum sombrero!"hemlock-martini
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"Anko, what you do in your free time is your own choice. Use it wisely. And if you do not use it wisely, make sure you thoroughly enjoy whatever unwise thing you are doing." - HymnOfRagnorok as Orochimaru at SpaceBattles
woot Med. Eng., verb, 1st & 3rd pers. prsnt. sg. know, knows

[Bob Schroeck]

A short, light-hearted Harry Potter story from Kinsfire, who is better known for extended Harry-beds-everything-with-breasts sagas:
Death 1, Destiny 0
-- Bob
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...The President is on the line
As ninety-nine crab rangoons go by...

[TheTwisted1]

I just finished an intersting crossover by Beth Einspanier on FFN, "CSI: Death by Chocolate" (link here). It's a CSI/Charlie & the Chocolate Factory (Movie) crossover. I found it unique and entertaining.

--The Twisted One"He's on a mission from God, but he don't know whose and he don't know why."
--Shriekback, "Fish Below the Ice"
"If you
wish to converse with me, define your
terms."

--Voltaire

[jpub]

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Kinsfire, who is better known for extended Harry-beds-everything-with-breasts sagas:

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This like made me giggle.
Still, I would say he's more notable for the Harry-has-lower-self-esteem-than-a-House-Elf saga.--
Christopher Angel, aka JPublic
The Works of Christopher Angel

[Bob Schroeck]

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"CSI: Death by Chocolate" (link here)

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I just tried to go there and got the following, in exactly this typeface, on a blank white page:

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Something seems to be rotten in the state of ff.net this morning...
-- Bob
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...The President is on the line
As ninety-nine crab rangoons go by...

[Bob Schroeck]

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Still, I would say he's more notable for the Harry-has-lower-self-esteem-than-a-House-Elf saga.

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Well, yeah, that too -- more-or-less suicidal Harry, in fact, in a few stories. But weirdly enough, they're usually also the harem stories -- perhaps it would be more accurate to describe them as "everything-with-breasts-beds-Harry" instead...
-- Bob
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...The President is on the line
As ninety-nine crab rangoons go by...

[darwithe]

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Something seems to be rotten in the state of ff.net this morning...

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Actually this problem has been consistantly poping up for me more and more since the 1st. It only seems to be effecting the actual stories. I can get to all the profile pages/catagories just fine.

[ECSNorway]

Same here...--
"I give you the beautiful... the talented... the tirelessly atomic-powered...
R!
DOROTHY!
WAYNERIGHT!
--
Sucrose Octanitrate.
Proof positive that with sufficient motivation, you can make anything explode.

[Rieverre]

From what they wrote, they had a power outage and decided to switch servers to a location that's got redundancy where that's concerned. I'm thinking all the crap going on right now is fallout.
Annoying as hell, though.
-Griever
When tact is required, use brute force. When force is required, use greater force.
When the greatest force is required, use your head. Surprise is everything. - The Book of Cataclysm