Jawdroppers

[SkyeFire]

I honestly couldn't think of anyplace else to put this one. It's one of those well-written stories that just leaves you sitting there, jaw on desk, afterwards with nothing in your brain but a busy signal.
"Cheaper by the Dozen." www.fanfiction.net/s/1077049/1/
It's short. It's good. It's... well, you pretty much had to be there.
It came up recently on rec.arts.sf.written, after a conversation about a SFnally-plausible way of achieving the same effect. And I'm not saying anymore -- I can't w/o spoiling.

[ECSNorway]

Uh....
*twitch* *twitch* *twitch*--
"Use of unnecessary violence in the apprehension of General Zod has been approved."
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Sucrose Octanitrate.
Proof positive that with sufficient motivation, you can make anything explode.

[HoagieOfDoom]

Hey, I've read this before. Liked it then, liked it now.
Although the premise is really strange, even for Ranma-fic.*********
Touched By His Noodly Appendage
www.venganza.org

[WengFook]

twitch twitch twitch it right for 500 points Ecsnorway >_
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Take Your Candle, Go Light Your World.

[Drenivian]

You do realize that this is now the Strangest fic I have ever had the (mis)joy of reading.
P.S. 500 Who's Line Points for you SkyePC Amarthir (pointing to map): "I'm casting 'Detect Drow' with a blast radius right here."
PC Xyphael: "Wait! 'Detect Drow' is a Fireball!?!"
Quotes of the Combustable Commode.
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In the epic rage of furious thunder
legends create their tales
when the twilight calls and the dark lord falls
our glory will prevail

[DHBirr]

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Wait! 'Detect Drow' is a Fireball!?!

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Gives the term "reconnaissance by fire" a new level of meaning.
Well. After I got done being seriously weirded out, I rather liked this fic. The notion of multiple immersions adding together rather than cancelling out was clever. And the reactions of the (formerly) Tendo ladies to the revelations were a hoot.
DHBirr
"Up, lad, up! We've villages to pillage, maidens to slay, and dragons to rescue!"
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Big Brother is watching you.  And damn, you are so bloody BORING.