I have -pain- to share!

[Valles]

And they call it the 12 Character Meme.
If you want to do it yourself, stop reading RIGHT NOW and go make up a list of twelve completely random characters. Just whoever pops into your head.

Then follow along...

1. Nova yos'Galan clan Korval (Liaden)
2. Azuna Kagurazana (Negima)
3. Angua Delphine von Uberwald (Discworld)
4. Howard Anderson (Starfire)
5. Fektadoi Skem Sampson (Crest of the Stars)
6. Ferhat ben Balkhassen (Path of the Fury)
7. Londs (El Hazard)
8. Ryoko Mitsurugi (Real Bout High School)
9. Kaname Chidori (Full Metal Panic)
10. Kaoru Kamiya (Rurouni Kenshin)
11. James Tiberius Kirk (Star Trek)
12. "Hot Ice" Hilda (Outlaw Star)

Have you read a 6/11 (Balkhassen/Kirk) fic? Do you want to?
...aggh. Agh. Bleh! Great, now I've got a bad taste in my brain... No, and no.

Do you think 4 (Howard Anderson) is hot? How hot?
...I'm the -wrong- gender to ask.

What would happen if 12 (Hilda) got 8 (Ryoko) pregnant?
That would be interesting, in a 'my brain is exploding' sort of way.

Can you rec any fic(s) about 9 (Kaname)?
Hmm. Any of dave-d's FMP stuff is worth checking out. Or any of his stuff in general, for that matter.

Would 2 (Azuna) and 6 (Balkhassen) make a good couple?
No. Just, no.

5/9 (Sampson/Kaname) or 5/10 (Sampson/Kaoru)? Why?
Kaname, because he and Kaoru have got absolutely -nothing- in common, including frames of reference. Kaname can at least understand what he does for a living.

What would happen if 7 (Londs) walked in on 2 (Azuna) and 12 (Hilda) having sex?
...the mind boggles. Probably blink, turn around, and lock the door behind him on his way out.

Make up a summary for a 3/10 (Angua/Kaoru) fic.
Kaoru finds a poor, beat-up, starving wolf. Takes it home and adopts it. Kaoru gets drunk and angsty because her boyfriend ran off. Robber comes and manages to hurt Kaoru before he gets his throat ripped out. It's hard to bandage someone without hands, so Angua transforms and helps. Kaoru, being drunk, takes it in stride. We learn that Angua is depressed because Carrot got his stupid heroic ass killed. Kaoru, being drunk, thinks that being drunk will help Angua feel better. Angua gets drunk. *hot lesbian sex goes here*
They wake up in the morning, yelp, then flee to opposite ends of the house. Eventually, they talk. Then, caught up in a moment, they kiss, and flee again. Kaoru angsts about cheating on her boyfriend (Kenshin). Angua angsts about not being human. Both of them angst about falling for a girl. Then they get drunk again, seperately.
Kenshin comes home, having failed to keep Sano from pouring half a liter of sake down his throat, ie, he's pasted too. Finds Kaoru. *hot makeup sex goes here* Goes to take a bath, finds Angua angsting there. *hot 'I thought that was a dream' sex goes here* Finishes his bath, tries to get back to bed, ends up collapsing under the porch.
Kaoru wakes up sore. Angua wakes up sore. Both of them go, oh god, what about Kaour/Angua?! They try and find each other, and stumble over Kenshin at the same moment. Kenshin wakes up, looks around, goes 'oh shit', then starts angsting. Kaoru angsts too. Angua has a lightbulb go on over her head, then kisses Kenshin. Kaoru steams. Angua kisses Kaoru, too. Kaoru gets it. Kenshin is puzzled. Both of them jump him. Kenshin gets it. *hot threesome sex happily ever after*

Is there any such thing as 1/8 (Nova/Ryoko) fluff?
*brain explodes trying to picture it* Talk about your conflicting personalities...

Suggest a title for a 7/12 (Londs/Hilda) hurt/comfort fic.
"Distant Worlds" - because that's where at least -one- of them's from. And the ones they know don't have much in common.

What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 (Howard) to deflower 1 (Nova)?
One of the Terran Federation's early warp points leads somewhere -mcuh- more interesting than the Khanate of Orion. Or the 'clone a famous figure thousands of years later' gambit, on the theory that warp points fell out of use once people came up with actual FTL.

Does anyone on your friends list read 7 (Londs) slash?
...lord, I hope not.

Does anyone on your friends list read 3 (Angua) het?
You mean, outside of canon?

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11 (Kirk)?
I have absolutely no idea.

Would anyone on your friends list write 2/4/5 (Azuna/Howard/Sampson)?
...maybe on a bet.

What might 10 (Kaoru) scream out at a moment of great passion?
"KENSHIN!" ... for any of several different reasons. ^_^

If you write a songfic about 8 (Ryoko), which song would you choose?
*thinks* *thinks some more* "Girls with Guns"

If you wrote a 1/6/12 (Nova/Belkhassen/Hilda) fic, what would the warnings be?
...that actually makes sense. Um. Probably none, actually. Unless you consider a working relationship involving more than two people warning-worthy.

What might a good pick-up line for 2 (Azuna) to use on 10 (Kaoru)?
"Hey, you wanna go somewhere and compare our swords?" Effective, no. -Amusing-, -yes-.

When was the last time you read a fic about 5 (Sampson)?
Never seen one.

What is 6's (Belkhassen's) super-sekrit kink?
...not such a secret, I think: Really strong women.

Would 11 (Kirk) shag 9 (Kaname)? Drunk or sober?
Yes, either. I mean, it's -Kirk-, the he-slut of the spaceways. Whether -she'd- be interested is a different question, ne?

If 3 (Angua) and 7 (Londs) get together, who tops?
Hard to tell. She's agressive, yeah, but he couldn't have the job he does if he was a pushover.

"1 (Nova) and 9 (Kaname) are in a happy relationship until 9 (Kaname) suddenly runs off with 4 (Howard). 1 (Nova), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 (Kirk) and a brief, unhappy affair with 12 (Hilda), then follows the wise advice of 5 (Sampson) and finds true love with 3 (Angua)." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
No clue. Most of the DW boards crew. Drogn? They're calling for you...

How would you feel if 7/8 (Londs/Ryoko) was canon?
o.O O.o -.- ...maybe if they were the same age, it could work.

Ja, -n
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"V, did you do something foolish?"
"Yes, and it was glorious."

[Rod.H]

Owwww!!
Owww.....flippin' deep hurting owwww!!!
Yet....for some reason I can picture a Kirk/Hilda fic. It will of cause feature a few bottles each of Saurian brandy, Romulan Ale and a Pan-galactic gargleblaster, or two. Add shore leave on Risa and shake.
--Rod.H

[Bob Schroeck]

I am so glad I didn't stop to come up with my own 12-character list.
So glad.

-- Bob
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It's a "magical" land. I think "magical" is ancient Greek for "pain in the butt". -- Bun-Bun, Sluggy Freelance, 11/9/03

[Kokuten]

1) Doug
2) Vision
3) Tentacle Penis (overfiend)
4) La Blue Girl
5) Nuku Nuku
6) The professor from PPG
7) Shredder from VG Cats (SD, Gay, sub)
Frederic J. Krueger
9) Harry Potter
10) Maggie
11) Keiichi
12) Verthandi
Have you read a 6/11 (Professor/Keiichi) fic? Do you want to?
A) No, could be interesting, though. I'd probably be more interested in the female interactions, though.
Do you think 4 (La Blue Girl) is hot? How hot?
A) Actually, no. Dimensional warps in.. inconvienient ..places.. total turnoff
What would happen if 12 (Verthandi) got 8 (Freddy Krueger) pregnant?
A)Inverting numbers due to biological necessity, and it would never happen, Bell is _much_ too old for him.
Though, in his defense, Freddy has _never_ brought sex into the equasion with a 'girl'. The young women he 'meets' are usually sitting on an equals sign in a bikini anyway, so the equasion is already unbalanced..

Can you rec any fic(s) about 9 (Pottah)?
www.schnoogle.com/restric...WTF12.html
www.schnoogle.com/restric.../FE24.html
Would 2 (Vision) and 6 (Professor) make a good couple?
A) No. Co-workers, but the Professor is one of those 'comfortably neutered' characters, and I'm happy with that.
5/9 (Nuku Nuku/Potter) or 5/10 (Nuku Nuku/Maggie)? Why?
A) Nuku/Potter, please. I, ah. I'm not addressing 5/10 as a plausibility, HTH, HAND.
What would happen if 7 (Shredder) walked in on 2 (Vision) and 12 (Verthandi) having sex?
A) the mind boggles. It really depends on his sexuality, which could be literally anything, given that he appears on 'VG Cats'. I'm going to go with 'hide and masturbate, but hide _badly_'
Make up a summary for a 3/10 (Tentacle/Maggie) fic.
A) This isn't a film about people. This isn't a film about pods. This is a film about tentacle trauma, Crow!
Is there any such thing as 1/8 (Doug/Freddy Krueger) fluff?
A) Only if they were fighting in a pillow factory, or some other goose-down dispensary *nods sagely*
Suggest a title for a 7/12 (Shredder/Verthandi) hurt/comfort fic.
A) at least this is VG Cats, so I'd use the shredder-in-hospital-Bell-as-nurse gag. That, and I just like the thought of Bell as a Naughty Nurse.. *drools*
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 (La Blue Girl) to deflower 1 (Doug)?
A) Swapping numbers due to biological necessity.. and I'd probably use cloning and abscence of the original characters in that dimension, just for safety's sake

Does anyone on your friends list read 7 (Shredder) slash?
A) ...lord, I hope not. good answer

Does anyone on your friends list read 3 (Tentacle) het?
A) You mean, outside of canon? I'm not actually aware of any 'Overfiend' fic, and I don't want to be.

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11 (Keiichi)?
A) Ok, comedy - the previous respondent had 'Kirk, James T.'. I have a friend who, while not having drawn Keiichi, has drawn the 'geek heirarchy' kirk, the one where "Like Kirk's an Ocelot or some shit". Most comical.
Would anyone on your friends list write 2/4/5 (Vision/La Blue Girl/Nuku Nuku)?
A) The only pereson I can think of is me, and I'd play it for comedy.
What might 10 (Maggie) scream out at a moment of great passion?
A) Nunya. Nunya' damn business, or mine. 8 )

If you write a songfic about 8 (Freddy), which song would you choose?
A) Cutting Crew - Died in Your Arms

If you wrote a 1/6/12 (Doug/Professor/Verthandi) fic, what would the warnings be?
A) gotta go with the previous author on this one ...that actually makes sense. Um. Probably none, actually. Unless you consider a working relationship involving more than two people warning-worthy. I'd actually like to see this.. they'd make a fairly good team.

What might a good pick-up line for 2 (Vision) to use on 10 (Maggie)?
A) "You, Me, Baskin Robbins, and guy-talk".... you never said pick-up for _what_, now did ya.
When was the last time you read a fic about 5 (Nuku Nuku)?
A) ~1.5 year
What is 6's (Professor's) super-sekrit kink?
A) I've seen fic/pic where it's bondage, surprisingly... so I'm gonna go with that (the fanfiction community is never wrong!)
Would 11 (Keiichi) shag 9 (Potter)? Drunk or sober?
A) Drunk. WAY Drunk... there's not enough beer in the world drunk.
If 3 (Tentacle) and 7 (Shredder) get together, who tops?
A) ewww. I'm gonna go with 'Sexual contact between these two is not plausible', for 20, Alex..
"1 (Doug) and 9 (Potter) are in a happy relationship until 9 (Potter) suddenly runs off with 4 (La Blue Girl). 1 (Doug), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 (Keiichi) and a brief, unhappy affair with 12 (Verthandi), then follows the wise advice of 5 (Nuku Nuku) and finds true love with 3 (Tentacle)." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
A) I have to state that the gender/giant plasma penis balance is WAY wrong here, and the nuku nuku wisdom theory is NOT GOOD. this is not a valid fic.
How would you feel if 7/8 (Shredder/Freddy) was canon?
A) ill? nauseated?Wire Geek - Burning the weak and trampling the dead since 1979

[HoagieOfDoom]

Unfortunately, I did come up with a list.
1. Kenshin Himura
2. Ranma Saotome
3. Setsuna Meiou
4. Ayato Kamina
5. Priss Asagiri
6. Motoko Kusanagi
7. Kasumi Tendo
8. Ami Mizuno
9. Edward Elric
10. Seras Victoria
11. Deunan Knute
12. Tenchi Masaki
Notables:
What would happen if 12 (Tenchi) got 8 (Ami) pregnant?
"Coming soon to Pay-Per-View! Aliens Versus Senshi!"
What would happen if 7 (Kasumi) walked in on 2 (Ranma) and 12 (Tenchi) having sex?
Probably skip right past the "Oh my" and go straight to the fainting.
Make up a summary of a 3/10 (Setsuna/Seras) fic.
In a twist that defies time and canon, vampires follow Sailor V from England to Japan and encounter their most vicious foe yet: schoolgirls in fukus! Witness as, in a strange plot to preserve the timestream, Pluto seduces Seras and drags her deep into her clutches (or her bed. Take your pick).
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 (Ayato) to deflower 1 (Kenshin)?
Oww...
What might 10 (Seras) scream out in a moment of great passion?
"MASTER!!"
If 3 (Setsuna) and 7 (Kasumi) get together, who tops?
I think my brain fizzled before I could even finish the question.
"1 (Kenshin) and 9 (Edward) are in a happy relationship until 9 (Edward) suddenly runs off with 4 (Ayato). 1 (Kenshin), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 (Deunan) and a brief, unhappy affair with 12 (Tenchi), then follows the wise advice of 5 (Priss) and finds true love with 3 (Setsuna)." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
1. "Oh, the Inhumanity!"
2. I... don't think anyone would read it.
3. Kris Overstreet
How would you feel if 7/8 (Kasumi/Ami) was canon?
*Collapses on the floor with a trail of blood coming from the nose*
Edit: "unhappy affair with 12 (Verthandi)"
...
Are you mad?! Bonkers, completely bonkers!*********
There's no need to hear, I can shout you.

[Disruptor]

1 Lina Inverse(Slayers)
2 Mai Tsurigino(Don't Lose Makendo)
3 Sho Fukamachi(Guyver)
4 Hikaru(Rayearth)
5 Shinobu(Super Beastial Machine: Dancouga)
6 Honey Kisarigi(Cutey Honey)
7 Nagisa Kano(Iczer-1)
8 Rom Stol(Machine Robo: Revenge of Cronos)
9 Usagi Tsukino(Sailor Moon)
10 Rei Ayanami(Evangelion)
11 Terry Bogard(Fatal Fury)
12 Lynn Minmei(Robotech)
Have you read a 6/11fic? Do you want to? No. Yes
Do you think 4 is hot? How hot? Yes. Fairly
What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant? Did someone use a gender switch machine?
Can you rec any fic(s) about 9?
Several
Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?
Strangely enough, yes. Both are a little nuts. Both are magical girls so to speak.
5/9 or 5/10? Why?
Shinobu and Usagi. Shinbou is a lot stronger willed than Mamoru. He has more in common with Usagi(warrior) than Rei
What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 having sex? Shrug and walk away. Having a telepathic link to an alien android that watches over a bunch of women would alter her preception a bit
Make up a summary for a 3/10 fic?
The still young Sho meets Shinji and bceomes a mentor to the spinelss one. Through that, Sho meets Rei and due to the Guyver armor's telepathic abilities, Sho is able to mentally talk to Rei. Despite herself, Rei is intrigued by Sho and thus the HCP that Gendo has planned is thrown out the window.

Is there any such thing as 1/8 fluff?
No. I can't see Lina being interested in a person whose speeches beat out fanon Amelia
Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic.
Multi-Dimensional Emotions.
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 to deflower 1? It would be necesarry Hikaru one wanted to live. Hikaru would want to merge fully with Lina
Does anyone on your friends list read 7 slash?
If they were interested in the Iczer series, it's hard to avoid.
Does anyone on your friends list read 3 het?
I never heard of Guyver hentai before.

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11?
Not that I know of.
Would anyone on your friends list write 2/4/5
Probably not. Mai's too obscure

What might 10 scream out at a moment of great passion?
This is odd!

If you write a songfic about 8, which song would you choose? I am a Real American by Derringer
If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warnings be? I'm not sure.
What might a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10? I don't know. 'Mariyagarin' maybe.

When was the last time you read a fic about 5?
Haven't
What is 6's super-sekrit kink? Which Honey? The original has a thing for teenagers. The one in Re: Cutey Honey, is a bit of a lesbian. Both are androids though.
Would 11 shag 9 ? Drunk or sober?
Maybe, if he was drunk. Sober, he's too good a person

If 3 and 7 get together, who tops?
Probably Sho
1(Lina) and 9(Usagi) are in a happy relationship until 9 suddenly runs off with 4 (Hikaru). 1 (Lina), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 (Terry Bogard) and a brief, unhappy affair with 12 (Lynn Minmei), then follows the wise advice of 5 (Shinobu) and finds true love with 3 (Sho Fukamachi)." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
No clue. Don't know for both latter questions

How would you feel if 7/8(Nagisa Kano and Rom Stol) was canon?
Errr. Nagisa has a thing for androids/robots doesn't she?
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Tom Mathews aka Disruptor

[Rieverre]

1.Kintaro Oe (Golden Boy)
2.Sue (Clover)
3.Integra Hellsing (obvious)
4.Manji (Blade of the Immortal)
5.Ayanami Rei (obvious)
6.Johnny Bravo
7.Ripley (Aliens)
8.Radical Edward (Bebop)
9.Kusanagi Motoko (GitS)
10.Eric Draven (Crow)
11.Solid Snake (MGS)
12.Peorth (OMG)
Okay, what next ...

Have you read a 6/11 (Johnny Bravo/Solid Snake) fic? Do you want to?
o_O;; MY EYES, THEY BURN!!!

Do you think 4 (Manji) is hot? How hot?
...
...
...
no.
just ... no.

What would happen if 12 (Peorth) got 8 (Radical Edward) pregnant?
o_o;; The universe would pratfall. Ph33r the h4xx0rz ...

Can you rec any fic(s) about 9 (Motoko)?
Not really. Haven't really come across that many GitS fics ... well, not that I ever looked for any either, come to think of it.
Would 2 (Sue) and 6 (Johnny Bravo) make a good couple?
... I refuse to dignify that with an answer.

5/9 (Rei/Motoko) or 5/10 (Rei/Eric)? Why?
I'm thinking, both could work. And both in a mostly student/mentor sort of way. The latter would be teh amusing - imagine Eric as the new music teacher at the high school the Children attend (well, he is kinda sorta immortal, right? a little thing like impact wouldn't keep him down for long.)

What would happen if 7 (Ripley) walked in on 2 (Sue) and 12 (Peorth) having sex?
Y'know, I haven't a clue ... but that mental pic's gonna be with me forevermore ^^v.

Make up a summary for a 3/10 (Integra/Eric) fic.
Due to author intervention and undisclosed plot reasons, Eric is forced to move out of the country (say, people are noticing he isn't aging, maybe?). He goes to London. The plane lands at Heathrow, and while the passengers are going through customs Zeppelin's float from beyond the horizont. Soon, London is burning and Eric is in the process of fighting his way through hordes of Nazi vampires. Since they can't really hurt him ... well, you get the idea ... then he comes across a couple of priests 'escorting' a cuffed woman, with an entourage of a bunch of heavily armed KKK members (or so it seems) ... they start shooting at him ...
things should kinda snowball from there ...

Is there any such thing as 1/8 (Kintaro/Edward) fluff?
Only if Oe starts to work as a temp on the Bebop after Spike's first run in with Vicious. How did he get there? Or then? Maybe Kintaro was unlucky enough to pull a Fry and stumble into a cryo unit, and now has to work off the debt for getting treated and unfrozen?
Scary, in that it could work. Though he'd keep the ecchi thoughts on Faye, I'd think.

Suggest a title for a 7/12 (Ripley/Peorth) hurt/comfort fic.
"Divine Intervention"?

What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 (Manji) to deflower 1 (Kintaro)?
_Not_ _going_ _there_!!!

Does anyone on your friends list read 7 (Ripley) slash?
I dunno. Guys?

Does anyone on your friends list read 3 (Integra) het?
No real idea, but I'm thinking 'aye.

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11 (Solid Snake)?
Not that I know of.

Would anyone on your friends list write 2/4/5 (Sue/Manji/Rei)?
Weird, and strangely compelling. Jailbait angle aside.

What might 10 (Kaoru) scream out at a moment of great passion?
Shelly!!
Or was that Shellie?

If you write a songfic about 8 (Radical Edward), which song would you choose?
REM's Great Beyond?

If you wrote a 1/6/12 (Kintaro/Johnny Bravo/Peorth) fic, what would the warnings be?

Silly.
*ROTLFs* I'm kinda imagining a buddy-flick style fic, with Kintaro and Johnny looking for the perfect Babe with the help of a disgruntled Peorth (she granted them the wish that she'd help them find her or somesuch) ... hilarity ensues.

What might a good pick-up line for 2 (Sue) to use on 10 (Eric)?
The canon one on the back of the Clover manga's cover:
I want happiness
I seek happiness
to cause your happiness
to be your happiness
so take me
someplace far away
to a true Elsewhere
please take me there
magic that lasts
never-ending kiss
revery without break
unperishable bliss
take me
I want happiness
birds sing
song of unknown tongue
though winged, they
still fail to reach the sky
a place not to be treaded alone
so take me
to a true Elsewhere
wet feathers,
locked fingers,
melting flesh,
fusing minds
take me
I want happiness
Not your past
but your present is what I seek,
carefully winding back its fragile thread
please take me there
I want happiness

When was the last time you read a fic about 5 (Rei)?
Err ... today. *whistles innocently* well, yeah, it was a lemon.

What is 6's (Johnny's) super-sekrit kink?
I'd say his hair ... but he's so blatant about it that it hardly counts as secret.

Would 11 (Snake) shag 9 (Motoko)? Drunk or sober?
I'll say ... maybe. After mission adrenal high, and there was much beer.

If 3 (Integra) and 7 (Ripley) get together, who tops?
Clash of two strong personalities here. Doubt either would top. Well, not all the time.

"1 (Kintaro) and 9 (Motoko) are in a happy relationship until 9 (Motoko) suddenly runs off with 4 (Manji). 1 (Kintaro), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 (Snake) and a brief, unhappy affair with 12 (Peorth), then follows the wise advice of 5 (Rei) and finds true love with 3 (Integra)." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
1. Golden Boy 2099?
2. ... _I_ wouldn't read it.
3. ... again, no idea.

How would you feel if 7/8 (Ripley/Motoko) was canon?
Decidedly odd ... but strangely content.
-Griever
When tact is required, use brute force. When force is required, use greater force.
When the greatest force is required, use your head. Surprise is everything. - The Book of Cataclysm

[Bob Schroeck]

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1) Doug
2) Vision
3) Tentacle Penis (overfiend)
4) La Blue Girl
5) Nuku Nuku
6) The professor from PPG
7) Shredder from VG Cats (SD, Gay, sub)
Frederic J. Krueger
9) Harry Potter
10) Maggie
11) Keiichi
12) Verthandi

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To misquote the Great Rabbit: "And don't think I don't appreciate this, because I don't!" And just be glad I don't tell Peggy about #10. She would have Words with you. And maybe Baseball Bats.
Okay, official disapproval out of the way. Now for the occasional small comment.

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5/10 (Nuku Nuku/Maggie)?

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Given that Maggie is a Dimensional Analogue of Peggy, I would assume that Maggie also suffers from Peggy's cat allergy. Thus this is doubly unlikely.

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A) This isn't a film about people. This isn't a film about pods. This is a film about tentacle trauma, Crow!

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Bits of tentacles and ichor everywhere. Very messy.

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A) Only if they were fighting in a pillow factory, or some other goose-down dispensary *nods sagely*

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What might 10 (Maggie) scream out at a moment of great passion?
A) Nunya. Nunya' damn business, or mine. 8 )

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Something dangerous. Anything Maggie screams is dangerous.

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and the nuku nuku wisdom theory is NOT GOOD.

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I'd like to note that this was second immediate objection to this madlibbed fic plot.
If you have to ask what my first immediate objection was, maybe you should be in another discussion forum.

-- Bob
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It's a "magical" land. I think "magical" is ancient Greek for "pain in the butt". -- Bun-Bun, Sluggy Freelance, 11/9/03

[blob]

1. Nene Romanova (BGC 2032)
2. Pirotess (Record of Loddoss War)
3. Shinji Ikari (NGE)
4. Cammy (Streetfighter II)
5. Obi-Wan Kenobi (Star Wars IV)
6. Misato Katruragi (NGE)
7. Ryoko Hakubi (Tenchi Muyo)
8. Garfield
9. Dr. Zoidberg (Futurama)
10.Makoto Kino (Sailor Moon)
11.Nathan Algren (The Last Samurai)
12.Stewie Griffin (Family Guy)

Have you read a 6/11 (Misato/Nathan) fic? Do you want to?
No, but if I find one i'd give it a try.

Do you think 4 (Cammy) is hot? How hot?
Hell Yes! I give her a 7 on the "fingers I'd be willing to get broken to share a bed with her"-scale

What would happen if 12 (Stewie) got 8 (Garfield) pregnant?
o_O; *head explodes*

Can you rec any fic(s) about 9 (Dr. Zoidberg)?
Nope. I don't know any Futurama fanfics.

Would 2 (Pirotess) and 6 (Misato) make a good couple?
Well. They'd certainly bee a good couple to look at. But a relationship between these two? No. Not gonna happen. Unfortunately. As far as we know, both are straight and already taken. And even if those last two factors wouldn't apply _and_ the one of them who would have to be ripped out of her world would overcome the culture shock in no time, they'd both try to be the dominant partner in the relationship. Oh and I'm willing to bet that Misatos messiness would drive Pirotess up the wall.
So no h4wt l3sbi4n s3x here. ^^"

5/9 (Obi-Wan Kenobi/Dr. Zoidberg) or 5/10 (Obi-Wan Kenobi/Makoto)? Why?
Makoto. Old Obi-Wan and Zoidberg is even less likely then young Obi-Wan and Jar-Jar Binks.
Where as Makoto has at least something in common with Obi-Wan. They're both martial artists and they both fight against the forces of evil for a higher good. Though I'd guess their relationship would be more of a teacher-student kind of thing (No, not _that_ teacher-student kind of thing!) rather than a romantic realtionship, because of the age difference and the whole Jedi celibate thing.

What would happen if 7 (Ryoko) walked in on 2 (Pirotess) and 12 (Stewie) having sex?
If the third one had been anyone else in the list, except Garfield or Dr. Zoidberg, I'de have said "Threesome!" But in this combination? She'd either turn around, leave the room and freak out or freak out right there.

Make up a summary for a 3/10 (Shinji/Makoto) fic.
During the whole Sea of Dirac(sp?) thing Shinji gets sucked into the Sailor Moon Universe, without his EVA but with the ability to use his own AT-Field. He lands directly in a monster-of-the-week battle. Directly in front of Makoto. directly when she was about to zap the monster. Shinji survives but is out of it for some time. Makoto feels guilty for zapping him and takes care of him.
Setsuna drops a few hints about Shinji being a danger to the Time Stream and vanishes misterously. the outers want to eliminate the threat with their usual subtlety. The Inners ofcourse won't let that happen. Lots of arguing and shouting. By the Time Shinji regains contiousnes the outers pretty much have declared war on the Inners. Hotaru declares neutrality. Shinji angsts pretty much about everything, but mostly about how he is a burden to the Inners and how he has to get home. Makoto decides to teach Shinji some self-esteem. several skimrishes between the Inner and Outer Senshi, all of wich end in more or less humiliating defeats of the Outers. One skimrish reveals shinji's Ability to use his AT-Field. Now Makoto decides to teach him how to fight, too. Somewhere between the self-esteem training, the skimrishes and the fighting training Shinji and Makoto fall for each other. *insert hot sex scene here* Ami accidently walks in on them. *insert awkward silence folloed by fluffy emotional talk followed by a hot threesome here* (Well. what can I say? Ami/Makoto is just one of those non canon couples that are hardwired into my brain. ^^")
Setsuna returns. Big battle for Shinjis life and the future of Crystal Tokyo ensues. Inners win because a)Hotaru decides to fight on the Inners side and b) _nobody_, not even Sailors Uranus, Neptune and Pluto combined, can stop Usagi when she builds up some steam.
*insert hot "We survived" threesome here*
Ami and Setsuna figure out a way to open a portal to Shinjis world. Setsuna only helps after a vers stern chewing out by Usagi in full Princess Serenity mode and Queen Serenity's ghost.
EVAs + Senshi = major Angel ass kicking.
Setsuna tells everyone that the portal will collapse in a few days. Forever.
Ami and Ritsuko secretly compare notes.
*insert hot "We'll miss you"/"I'll miss you two"-Sex followed by tearjerking farewell-scene here*
With the help of Ritsuko's notes Ami finds out that Setsuna has been her usual bitchy need-to-know self and opens a permanent portal to Shinjis world.
*insert hot reunion threesome here*
Pluto gets another chewing out.
Crystal Tokyo will come to be. But not quite like Pluto pictured it.

Is there any such thing as 1/8 (Nene/Garfield) fluff?
o_O; That story would either have to be commedy gold or a verry verry sick darkfic.

Suggest a title for a 7/12 (Ryoko/Stewie) hurt/comfort fic.
"Mother?" - Because Ryoko would be the surrogate mother of Stewies dreams. An alien spacepirate with her own spaceship and access to technologies far beyond anything any government of this world has to offer. What else would an infantile world conqurer want?

What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 (Cammy) to deflower 1 (Nene)?
Boomers are completely out of control - Nene gets separated from the other Knight Sabers and injured - Nene finally stumbles over a resistance camp led by Cammy. And the rest is history. *g*

Does anyone on your friends list read 7 (Ryoko) slash?
I've got no idea.

Does anyone on your friends list read 3 (Shinji) het?
See last question.

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11 (Nathan)?
See last question.

Would anyone on your friends list write 2/4/5 (Pirotess/Cammy/Obi-Wan Kenobi)?
Maybe if I hold a gun to their heads...

What might 10 (Makoto) scream out at a moment of great passion?
"Oh Sempai!"

If you write a songfic about 8 (Garfield), which song would you choose?
"Fat" by Weird Al Yankovic

If you wrote a 1/6/12 (Nene/Misato/Stewie) fic, what would the warnings be?
WARNING! Crazy shit up ahead!

What might a good pick-up line for 2 (Pirotess) to use on 10 (Makoto)?
"Hey. Could you please help me with my garden?" Weeelll. It has been some time since I've watched Sailor Moon, but IIRC Makoto has green fingers, and if Pirotess has a house with a garden it's got to be on Marmo. The only plant life on Marmo seems to consist of dead/half-dead trees.

When was the last time you read a fic about 5 (Obi-Wan Kenobi)?
I think he (well the younger version of Obi-Wan) appeard in one of the republic Commando fics I've been browsin last week.

What is 6's (Misato) super-sekrit kink?
Penguins? Nah. I'm just Joking.
Does she even have one? her love/hate relationship with Kaji hardly counts as secret.

Would 11 (Nathan) shag 9 (Dr. Zoidberg)? Drunk or sober?
There just is not enough booze on Earth and Zentauri Prime combined to make that happen!

If 3 (Shinji) and 7 (Ryoko) get together, who tops?
Shinji ofcours. everyone knows that his wimpines is just an act to hide his commanding and dominant true nature... Ok. I'll tone down the sarcasm. Of course it is Ryoko.

"1 (Nene) and 9 (Dr. Zoidberg) are in a happy relationship until 9 (Dr. Zoidberg) suddenly runs off with 4 (Cammy). 1 (Nene), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 (Nathan) and a brief, unhappy affair with 12 (Stewie), then follows the wise advice of 5 (Obi-Wan Kenobi) and finds true love with 3 (Shinji)." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
"More romantic and carnal weirdness than you can shake an elephant at!"
Who'd read it? everyone who appretiates weirdness.
Who should write it? I'don't know. Maybe Kenko.

How would you feel if 7/8 (Ryoko/Garfield) was canon?
O_O ... *head explodes*What if: Chibi Usa, Veteran Speznas Ninja Commando From Hell(tm)?

[drakensis]

1. Morrolan (Jhereg)
2. Rain (G-Gundam)
3. Alaric Morgan (Deryni Rising)
4. Yomiko Readman (Read or Die)
5. Megumi Morisato (Ah! My Goddess)
6. Kenshiro Kasumi (Fist of the North Star)
7. Sesus Nagezzer (Exalted)
8. Suzette Whitehall (The General)
9. Iruka (Naruto)
10. Ninja Master Gara (Bastard!!)
11. Birdy (Birdy the Mighty)
12. Maki Aikawa (Air Master)
Have you read a Kenshiro/Birdy fic? Do you want to?
No and... well, yeah.
Do you think Yomiko is hot? How hot?
Yeah, hot enough to wrap a towel around.
What would happen if Maki got Suzette pregnant?
Some doctor would get a Nobel Prize. Or lynched by Rednecks. Maybe both.
Can you rec any fic(s) about Iruka ?
Sure. Side-Effects: www.fanfiction.net/s/1737083/1/ Don't read it anywhere public.
Would Rain and Kenshiro make a good couple?
Arguably - she's used to broody guys and he's used to mechanics.
Megumi/Iruka or Megumi/Gara? Why?
Megumi/Iruka, 'cause Gara's less fun to tease.
What would happen if Nagezzer walked in on Rain and Maki having sex?
He'd want to join in. Maki would kill his fat ass.
Make up a summary for a Alaric/Gara fic.
Okay, I now know that this was a bad idea. Um. They're sent on a blind date by Edmund Loris in a big to prove that Alaric is not only a Deryni but also a queer. They bond, get drunk and their friends have to cover up the fact that (flip coin) Alaric's gone uke.
Is there any such thing as Morrolan/Suzette fluff?
Morrolan/Suzette is possible. Fluff is probably not.
Suggest a title for a Nagezzer/Maki hurt/comfort fic.
Wind in the Willows
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Yomiko to deflower Morrolan ?
Vast quantities of alcohol? Yomiko deflowering is almost, but not quite, as bizarre a concept as Morrolan being deflowered.
Does anyone on your friends list read Nagezzer slash?
God, I hope not. If they, do, please don't tell me.
Does anyone on your friends list read Alaric het?
See first half of previous answer
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Birdy ?
I don't think so.
Would anyone on your friends list write Rain/Yomiko/Megumi ?
Maybe if they were prompting.
What might Gara scream out at a moment of great passion?
"Beat you to this one, D.S.!"
If you write a songfic about Suzette, which song would you choose?
One Man Woman, by Twisted Sister
If you wrote a Morrolan/Kenshiro/Maki fic, what would the warnings be?
slash, OOC
What might a good pick-up line for Rain to use on Gara ?
"Nice Sword"
When was the last time you read a fic about Megumi ?
Day before yesterday. The Red Strong of Fate: jlee.anifics.com/redstring.htm[b
Would Birdy shag Iruka ? Drunk or sober?
Probably. She might need to be drunk before she ignored her tenant's objections though.
If Alaric and Nagezzer get together, who tops?
I'm guessing Alaric because otherwise it's Deryni pancake for dinner.
"Morrolan and Iruka are in a happy relationship until Iruka suddenly runs off with Yomiko . Morrolan , broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Birdy and a brief, unhappy affair with Maki , then follows the wise advice of Megumi and finds true love with Alaric." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Morrolan the Man-Whore. I wouldn't dare to speculate. Probably one of the more angsty X-Men Evolution fanfic writers.
How would you feel if Nagezzer/Suzette was canon?
Very, very confused.
D for Drakensis

You're only young once, but immaturity is forever.

[Angryoptimist]

1. Paul Atreides (Dune)
2. Friday Baldwin (Friday)
3. Orihime Inoue (Bleach)
4. Unicron (Transformers)
5. Rei Ayanami (NGE)
6. Alucard (Hellsing)
7. Tohru Honda (Fruits Basket)
8. Itachi Uchiha (Naruto)
9. Maureen (Callahan's Lady)
10. Ryu Hayabusa (Ninja Gaiden)
11. Mycroft (The Moon is a Harsh Mistress)
12. Tatsuki (Bleach)
Have you read a 6/11 (Alucard/Mycroft) fic? Do you want to?
No, but I'd have to see it just verify it's existance.

Do you think 4 (Unicron) is hot? How hot?
No, not especially. When I hear "Planet devouring tranforming monster machine dude" I don't tend to think "OH MAN TOTALLY HOTTTT". It's a quirk.

What would happen if 12 (Tatsuki) got 8 (Itachi) pregnant?
I have no idea. Probably a lot of stuff. Perhaps up to, and including, a Bleach crew vs. Itachi fight. (I don't imagine Itachi would much appreicate being made pregant. Or he might... Or, or, *crump*)

Can you rec any fic(s) about 9 (Maureen)?
I don't really know of any Callahan's Lady fanficiton. I can, and do, recommend the original books, though.

Would 2 (Friday) and 6 (Alucard) make a good couple?
Well, Alucard probably wouldn't call her "police girl", at least. But, no, probably not.

5/9 (Rei/Maureen) or 5/10 (Rei/Hayabusa)? Why?
As some say: O_O;

What would happen if 7 (Tohru) walked in on 2 (Friday) and 12 (Tatsuki) having sex?
Be very, very embarrassed and apologize frantically as she retreated, probably. Possibly some involuntary boggling involved.

Make up a summary for a 3/10 (Orihime/Hayabusa) fic.
...
..."Just a girl, get out of here!" (EASY WAY OUT, YAY)

Is there any such thing as 1/8 (Paul/Itachi) fluff?
No.

Suggest a title for a 7/12 (Tohru/Tatsuki) hurt/comfort fic.
This is Spinal Ta^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^HTohru Honda
(Comforting people is what she seems to do best, after all.)

What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 (Unicron) to deflower 1 (Paul)?
The Infinite Improbability Drive.

Does anyone on your friends list read 7 (Tohru) slash?
No. Tohru, it should be noted, is the wrong gender for that.

Does anyone on your friends list read 3 (Orihime) het?
Not as far as I know.

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11 (Mycroft)?
Unfortunately, no.

Would anyone on your friends list write 2/4/5 (Friday/Rei/Unicron)?
That would be both awesome and probably very funny. But no.

What might 10 (Hayabusa) scream out at a moment of great passion?
"Extra life!" (Ninja Gaiden is a hard game.)

If you write a songfic about 8 (Itachi), which song would you choose?
Nine Inch Nails - Only
Largely because I heard it while reading about Itachi and now I seem to associate one with the other, but I also seems some stuff that could fit and be used.

If you wrote a 1/6/12 (Paul/Alucard/Tatsuki) fic, what would the warnings be?
"Warning: this is very bad and unrealistic."
I'm not really a fiction writer so this would be for a multitude of reasons.
What might a good pick-up line for 2 (Friday) to use on 10 (Hayabusa)?
I dunno. "Want to go make extra lives?"

When was the last time you read a fic about 5 (Rei)?
Uh, er, does IWATDP/Incarna count? It's focus isn't really on Rei.
If not, not since Rei Ayanami, Sith Lord, made her appearance in UF.

What is 6's (Alucard) super-sekrit kink?
Hello Kitty. Seriously, who knows?

Would 11 (Mycroft) shag 9 (Maureen)? Drunk or sober?
If he could do it, reasonably sober, I presume.

If 3 (Orihime) and 7 (Tohru) get together, who tops?
Orihime, I guess. I'm not sure if Tatsuki would be mad or not, but I know that redhead that's always hitting on Orihime would react in SOME way.

"1 (Paul) and 9 (Maureen) are in a happy relationship until 9 (Maureen) suddenly runs off with 4 (Unicron). 1 (Paul), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 (Mycroft) and a brief, unhappy affair with 12 (Tatsuki), then follows the wise advice of 5 (Rei) and finds true love with 3 (Orihime)." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
I'd name it "HLAUGAULHGLUHLAUGHLUHGLUAHGLUH".

How would you feel if 7/8 (Tohru/Itachi) was canon?
Confused.
EDIT: Had to fix tags.

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Two great tastes that go great together!

[classicdrogn]

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Drogn? They're calling for you...

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Eh? What? Did someone... (reads) ... I don't even KNOW half these people! And why is it MY name that gets called to write a crackfic... oh. Right. Um... Not at this juncture. I'll do either BGD or TXY, since between the two of them they scratch my story itches. Of course, that's between playing the (literally) dozen PS2/PSX/GC RPGs I have stacked up unplayed or partially played. (FF7, 8, 10, 10-2, Summoner 1 & 2, Tales of Symphonia, Baten Kaitos, Shadow Hearts, Kindom Hearts, Legend of Dragoon, & Xenosaga) plus Shining Soul 1 & 2 and Golden Sun 1 & 2 for GBA - the Golden Sun games in particular are really amazing, BTW, prerendered BGs and sprites that make FF7's realtime 3d look like ass, and rival FF8.
- CD rather expects his time could be called 'filled' for the next little whileWhat, you think Samuel L. Jackson isn't going to survive the zombie apocalypse?
SERVO: Loook *deeeeply* into my eyes... Tell me, what do you see?
CROW: (hypnotized) A twisted man who wants to inflict his pain upon others.
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"Anko, what you do in your free time is your own choice. Use it wisely. And if you do not use it wisely, make sure you thoroughly enjoy whatever unwise thing you are doing." - HymnOfRagnorok as Orochimaru at SpaceBattles
woot Med. Eng., verb, 1st & 3rd pers. prsnt. sg. know, knows

[Bob Schroeck]

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b) _nobody_, not even Sailors Uranus, Neptune and Pluto combined, can stop Usagi when she builds up some steam.

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Not to mention if Shinji goes berserker should one of the Outers "accidentally" injure Makoto.
Full-power Usagi + Berserking, AT-Field-using Shinji = "what size envelope do you want those Outers in, ma'am?"

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Penguins? Nah. I'm just Joking.

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Just as long as you're not Riddling, Icing or Twofacing...

-- Bob
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It's a "magical" land. I think "magical" is ancient Greek for "pain in the butt". -- Bun-Bun, Sluggy Freelance, 11/9/03

[classicdrogn]

Genties and Ladlemen, I give you: the meme-induced Naruto/BtVS/Wing Gundam crossover.
www.fanfiction.net/s/2604823/1/
Enjoy!

- CDThat which does not kill us... has made its last mistake.
SERVO: Loook *deeeeply* into my eyes... Tell me, what do you see?
CROW: (hypnotized) A twisted man who wants to inflict his pain upon others.
" It's crazy to try to spell out all the mega-nooks and hyper-crannies of a Borg contrivance." - Doug Drexler
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"Anko, what you do in your free time is your own choice. Use it wisely. And if you do not use it wisely, make sure you thoroughly enjoy whatever unwise thing you are doing." - HymnOfRagnorok as Orochimaru at SpaceBattles
woot Med. Eng., verb, 1st & 3rd pers. prsnt. sg. know, knows

[Drenivian]

Drogn,
yes, this is pain. I got three paragraphs into it and stopped.
Arg, wasn't what I needed after a Serenity game.I seem to have developed a Wolfwood complex when choosing favorite characters in Anime.
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In the epic rage of furious thunder
legends create their tales
when the twilight calls and the dark lord falls
our glory will prevail

[classicdrogn]

Aww, you didn't even get down to Sasuke's introduction? Let alone the part in ch2 where Faith and Duo are admiring his allegedly fine ass? (I'd have liked to see the action scene, myself, but extensive fight choreography is a bit much to ask of a spamfic, I suppose)
- CDThat which does not kill us... has made its last mistake.
SERVO: Loook *deeeeply* into my eyes... Tell me, what do you see?
CROW: (hypnotized) A twisted man who wants to inflict his pain upon others.
" It's crazy to try to spell out all the mega-nooks and hyper-crannies of a Borg contrivance." - Doug Drexler
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"Anko, what you do in your free time is your own choice. Use it wisely. And if you do not use it wisely, make sure you thoroughly enjoy whatever unwise thing you are doing." - HymnOfRagnorok as Orochimaru at SpaceBattles
woot Med. Eng., verb, 1st & 3rd pers. prsnt. sg. know, knows