(NSFW) AAARGH! MY EYES! My EYES are BLEEDING!

[classicdrogn]

The dangers of googling on random crap, part 47:
"Mallhalla"
"Hmm, 'Transformer Saga 6: Our man, Spider.' Spidey/TFs? Worth a shot."
-= click =-
"Some pretty bad grammar, here, and spelchekr barfs... Oh, Transformer is a supervillain? Oh well... waitaminnit.. oh that's just wrong! Arg... Nonono... BLARG ACK THPPPPTH!!!"
Fortunately, in my madness I knocked my third-gen Necronomicon off the shelf and it fell open, the eldritch text within grabbing my eye, thoguhts fractured by horrifically bad mind-control pr0n, and restored some semblance of sanity. That's right, SAN restored by the Necronomicon, it is that bad. Praise Gjyh'nha, Eldritch Mistress of the Vinyl LPs, that this "part 6" is less than a page long.
Ia, ia ptagn, Gjyh'nha ptagn!

- CDThat which does not kill us... has made its last mistake.
SERVO: Loook *deeeeply* into my eyes... Tell me, what do you see?
CROW: (hypnotized) A twisted man who wants to inflict his pain upon others.
" It's crazy to try to spell out all the mega-nooks and hyper-crannies of a Borg contrivance." - Doug Drexler
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"Anko, what you do in your free time is your own choice. Use it wisely. And if you do not use it wisely, make sure you thoroughly enjoy whatever unwise thing you are doing." - HymnOfRagnorok as Orochimaru at SpaceBattles
woot Med. Eng., verb, 1st & 3rd pers. prsnt. sg. know, knows

[HoagieOfDoom]

Eurgh. I damn near spewed my tea all over my computer.*********
There's no need to hear, I can shout you.

[Valles]

*considers testimony*
*does not click*
Ja, -n
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"V, did you do something foolish?"
"Yes, and it was glorious."

[HoagieOfDoom]

You have chosen wisely, grasshopper.*********
There's no need to hear, I can shout you.

[Balentius]

Argh, this one. I had put it out of my mind...
I've seen it done better before, but even that one was pretty stupid - and I'm not going to read more to figure out if it is the same author...
Now, I'm to re-kill those brain cells...

[WengFook]

Erk. Curiousity killed the cat they say. X_x
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HK-47: "Love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticule, and together, achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds"
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Take Your Candle, Go Light Your World.

[M Fnord]

...
Well. That was something I never needed to see.
Then again, I think I've got that beat hands down. What do you get when you put together the following elements:
* The X-Men
* Disney's Snow White
* Barney the Dinosaur
* HP Lovecraft
* The occasional reference to Mortal Kombat 2
* and an author with a distinct fetish for '90s figure skaters?
For the answer, click here... if you DARE!
I swear that I'm not making any of this up... much as I might wish otherwise.---
Mr. Fnord, interdimensional man of mystery.
http://www.jihad.net/
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"I. Drink. Your. NERDRAGE!"

[Valles]

*considers ingredient list*
...
*stops reading thread*
Ja, -n
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"V, did you do something foolish?"
"Yes, and it was glorious."

[blob]

Damn! Oscar may be gone, but his legacy still plagues the Internet.What if: Chibi Usa, Veteran Speznas Ninja Commando From Hell(tm)?

[Bob Schroeck]

-- Bob
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It's a "magical" land. I think "magical" is ancient Greek for "pain in the butt". -- Bun-Bun, Sluggy Freelance, 11/9/03