From the Pain Files

[HoagieOfDoom]

Over in the 12 Character Meme thread, Bob wrote:

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Full-power Usagi + Berserking, AT-Field-using Shinji = "what size envelope do you want those Outers in, ma'am?"

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So now I've got this really strange image in my head:
Imagine EVA-01 in your head.
Color it primarily gold with blue highlight.
Put two balls on opposite sides of its head with a long gold streamer coming from each one (think Linna's monofilament cutting threads from BGC).
Give it a blue skirt (call it 'pelvic armor') and a large red bow on the chest.
Now make Usagi its pilot.
*shudder*
Feel free to run with it. If you can stand in the horror.*********
There's no need to hear, I can shout you.

[Stephen Mann]

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Sailor Moon, aka Usagi Tsukino, was *not* the world's greatest mecha pilot. She lacked the
enthusiasm of Rei for high energy weaponry, the finesse of Ami, the combat skills of
Makoto, and (thankfully) Minako's tendency to sing "Lynn Minmei" songs while engaging
the enemy.


Usagi was currently screaming and running around, her actions copied and translated by
the Reflex System to the 60 foot tall giant robot White Lion that she'd affectionately named
"Kimba." She was also ignoring Rei's radio commentary about "cowardly lions".

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Well, it's not quite NGE, and it's only a small scene in this story, but that's the best I can find.

[Bob Schroeck]

And didn't Bandai or someone actually put out a set of mecha toys designed to look like the Senshi? I've seen photos, and have been assured that they were actual production items.

-- Bob
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It's a "magical" land. I think "magical" is ancient Greek for "pain in the butt". -- Bun-Bun, Sluggy Freelance, 11/9/03

[HoagieOfDoom]

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And didn't Bandai or someone actually put out a set of mecha toys designed to look like the Senshi? I've seen photos, and have been assured that they were actual production items.

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That's scary, but at the same time oddly compelling.*********
There's no need to hear, I can shout you.

[Disruptor]

Noble Gundam series is the Sailor Senshi look-alike
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Tom Mathews aka Disruptor

[Berk]

The Noble is, indeed, a Sailor Gundam.. In general a copy of Venus.
There's a variant, though, in the manga that's more like Super Sailor Moon.
- Grumpy Uncle Gearhead

[Evil Midnight Lurker]

I once did see a "Sailor Gundam" model kit that was definitely not the Nobel.
If I ever get back on the ball with SME, there's going to be a Transformers-esque alien race showing up, and guess who their number one planetary guardian's gonna be... ^.^
--Sam
"For Love and Justice, TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT!"

[mephron]

need to dig out the Mekton Zeta Plus Sailor Mecha designs and post them up somewhere. Some of the ideas I thought were brilliant, really. The Mercury was an ECS/ECCS-specialist mech, for example...
and then the Venus one, with the Venus Lovely Chaingun...Brazil has decided you're cute.Brazil has decided you're cute.

[Kokuten]

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"For Love and Justice, TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT!"

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This is inherently wrong.
I am dispatching a Weasel Strike Team to your domicile.
Do not fear the Weasel. Running will only mean you are tired when you get Weaseled.Wire Geek - Burning the weak and trampling the dead since 1979

[classicdrogn]

o/~ So come on baby / don't fear the weasel / we'll become like they are / don't fear the weasel / we'll be able to poing / don't fear the weasel / cheeee chee cheee che che / o/~
- CD ducks and runs What, you think Samuel L. Jackson isn't going to survive the zombie apocalypse?
SERVO: Loook *deeeeply* into my eyes... Tell me, what do you see?
CROW: (hypnotized) A twisted man who wants to inflict his pain upon others.
" It's crazy to try to spell out all the mega-nooks and hyper-crannies of a Borg contrivance." - Doug Drexler
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"Anko, what you do in your free time is your own choice. Use it wisely. And if you do not use it wisely, make sure you thoroughly enjoy whatever unwise thing you are doing." - HymnOfRagnorok as Orochimaru at SpaceBattles
woot Med. Eng., verb, 1st & 3rd pers. prsnt. sg. know, knows

[WengFook]

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once did see a "Sailor Gundam" model kit that was definitely not the Nobel.
If I ever get back on the ball with SME, there's going to be a Transformers-esque alien race showing up, and guess who their number one planetary guardian's gonna be... ^.^

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sailor gundam? did I hear sailor gundam? you must be thinking of theeeeeese.
img.photobucket.com/album...gundam.jpg_____________________________
HK-47: "Love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticule, and together, achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds"
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Take Your Candle, Go Light Your World.

[blob]

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This is inherently wrong.
I am dispatching a Weasel Strike Team to your domicile.

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A Weasel Strike Team? Why not the Narn Bat Squad?What if: Chibi Usa, Veteran Speznas Ninja Commando From Hell(tm)?

[Bob Schroeck]

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o/~ So come on baby / don't fear the weasel / we'll become like they are / don't fear the weasel / we'll be able to poing / don't fear the weasel / cheeee chee cheee che che / o/~

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Damn! You beat me to it!

-- Bob
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It's a "magical" land. I think "magical" is ancient Greek for "pain in the butt". -- Bun-Bun, Sluggy Freelance, 11/9/03

[Bob Schroeck]

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sailor gundam? did I hear sailor gundam? you must be thinking of theeeeeese.

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I am indeed. That is the very photo I was remembering.

-- Bob
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It's a "magical" land. I think "magical" is ancient Greek for "pain in the butt". -- Bun-Bun, Sluggy Freelance, 11/9/03

[Bob Schroeck]

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A Weasel Strike Team? Why not the Narn Bat Squad?

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Bats don't operate well in the daylight?

-- Bob
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It's a "magical" land. I think "magical" is ancient Greek for "pain in the butt". -- Bun-Bun, Sluggy Freelance, 11/9/03

[classicdrogn]

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Damn! You beat me to it!

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All part of the service!
- CD
What, you think Samuel L. Jackson isn't going to survive the zombie apocalypse?

SERVO: Loook *deeeeply* into my eyes... Tell me, what do you see?
CROW: (hypnotized) A twisted man who wants to inflict his pain upon others.
" It's crazy to try to spell out all the mega-nooks and hyper-crannies of a Borg contrivance." - Doug Drexler
--
"Anko, what you do in your free time is your own choice. Use it wisely. And if you do not use it wisely, make sure you thoroughly enjoy whatever unwise thing you are doing." - HymnOfRagnorok as Orochimaru at SpaceBattles
woot Med. Eng., verb, 1st & 3rd pers. prsnt. sg. know, knows