ROTFL: Can has Cheeseburger?

[paladindythe]

Hmm, anyone dedicated enough to link everything in the quotes to their respective pages?

[Jorlem]

I've gotten some of them, but there are some I'm not sure about, so someone else needs to catch those.
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Stand between the Silver Crystal and the Golden Sea.
"Youngsters these days just have no appreciation for the magnificence of the legendary cucumber."  --Krityan Elder, Tales of Vesperia.

[robkelk]

From the pre-fic Author's Notes for http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6095074/9/T ... ha_of_2814]Takamachi Nanoha of 2814 Chapter 9:

Will try to stop with the wall breaking jokes. To ensure this, I have bought this brand new, completely unbreakable Wall Protector 7000! Watch how unbreakable it is!

(Swings hammer)

Tinkle!

(Lots of shiny pieces and a new big hole in the wall)

I want my money back…

That's what you get for borrowing Vita's hammer. Graf Eisen can break anything.
--
Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012

[Jorlem]

     In Yuki's hands, the eraser
seemed to wobble and melt, before reshaping itself into something
larger, a rectangular prism that coalesced into a shiny looking new
phone.  "Here," Yuki said, offering it towards Kyon.

     He accepted it, turning it
over in his hands and examining it thoroughly.  "Does it do
anything neat?" Kanae asked hesitantly, incidentally leaning so close
to Kyon that they were almost touching to try and peer at the device as
well.

     "It is capable of learning,"
Yuki answered, walking back to her original seat with her usual silent,
weightless seeming steps.

     "Awesome, my new phone slash
PDA is Skynet," Kyon deadpanned.  "Is it going to go crazy and
get stab-happy on me?"

     Yuki shook her head, while
Tsuruya began to laugh, clutching her sides as she leaned on
Kyon.  "Is that the end of the world in your pockets, or are
you just happy to see us?" she chortled, before breaking into even
harder laughter.

From Kyon: Big Damn Hero, chapter 23.
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Stand between the Silver Crystal and the Golden Sea.
"Youngsters these days just have no appreciation for the magnificence of the legendary cucumber."  --Krityan Elder, Tales of Vesperia.

[robkelk]

More Shadowjack goodness, this time from http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=125 ... tcount=180]episode 81:

Achiral /materializes. "I doubt you'll be able to handle it now it's this size."
Minako /instantly fires back. "We can handle quite a bit; we've had a lot of experience."
Achiral: "You've probably never experienced anything as big as this."
Minako: "Size isn't as important as how you use it."
Achiral: "I know a few tricks that may surprise you."
Minako: "Oh, we like surprises—"
Rei: "¿WILL YOU PLEASE STOP?"
Minako: "What? We're just talkin' about the Henge."
Achiral: "I can dig it."

• AT THAT PRECISE MOMENT, IN THE FUTURE
• WAIT, HOW DOES THAT WORK, EXACTLY?
• BEST NOT THINK ABOUT IT TOO HARD
• AT THAT PRECISE MOMENT, IN THE FUTURE

Mamoru /steps forward instantly. "You have my mask."
Makoto: "And my lightning!"
Rei: "And my fire!"
Minako: "And my vuvuzela!"
Ami /slap!

--
Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012

[drakensis]

Tomoyo sniffed. "You're all over-reacting. I am merely doing what any rich, intelligent, driven personality would do."

"Then why don't you try channeling Bill Gates instead of Lex Luthor?" Lee said, readying another ofuda.

"Both are so uninspired," Tomoyo said, sounding miffed and vaguely insulted. "The latter spends too much time and money pursuing an obviously homoerotic obsession with someone beyond the limits of humanity, attempting to bring them down to their level of vulgarity."

Takamachi Nanoha of 2814
D for Drakensis

You're only young once, but immaturity is forever.

[Jorlem]

For once, since Toyko-14 had been deployed from the underground place where they keep spare Tokyos, it was quiet. No screams of the dying filled the place, no nuclear blast cloud signalled the necessity to deploy another Toyko from the storage depot. And we're... what, still less than a minute into the episode. Still better than episode two, I suppose.

NGE: Nobody Dies: Demonic Cannon Girl Nana
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5965920/2/
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Stand between the Silver Crystal and the Golden Sea.
"Youngsters these days just have no appreciation for the magnificence of the legendary cucumber."  --Krityan Elder, Tales of Vesperia.

[robkelk]

http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=125 ... tcount=219]Shadowjack's up to episode 82...

• SOMEWHERE VERY DARK
Ami: "Have you seen four Sailors, two cats, or a guy in a tuxedo?"
Grue: "The four Sailors are sitting right over there, and please don't eat me, ma'am."
Ami walks over and joins the conversation, already in progress.

Usagi: "Do you ever get the feeling—"
Rei: "¿Yeah?"
Usagi: "—that things aren't as rosy as they appear to be under the surface?"
Ami: "Hey, guys. Been waiting long?"
Minako: "Technically, the question is meaningless, as we seem to be lost in an eternal pocket of nothingness that exists between the cracks of space-time for all eternity—or maybe even longer! Like Charlie on the MTA. Er… unless you have a plan?"
Ami: "Nope."
Minako: "Terrific."
Usagi: "I blame myself."
Rei: "So do I."
Usagi: "My hand slipped."
Rei: "That's what they all say. ¿How long have we been lost here?"
Ami: "…My watch seems to have stopped."
Minako: "Maybe time's gone on strike."
Makoto: "What for?"
Minako: "Shorter hours."
Usagi: "I don't blame it. It must be very tiring being time, mustn't it?"
Ami: "…Why?"
Usagi: "It's a twenty-four hour day, isn't it?"

• ELSEWHERE
Mamoru: "This place reminds me of Blackburn, Lancashire."
Artemis: "Oh boy."
Luna: "Through one of them slots must be the proper gate. But which one? Artemis, what do you know about time holes?"
Artemis /sniffs disdainfully. "There are simply no holes in my education."

--
Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012

[itsune9tl]

Starting a New Thread.

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