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Crossovers That Should Not Be: Addition Wars
 
SkyeFire Wrote:The Gunslinger Girls get a new combat instructor... who introduces himself as a Cleric of the Tetragrammaton.
This has the possibility of being AWESOME, and should be also added to the SHOULD BE list. However, I admit a good author would be needed...
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All this talk about Madoka Magica elsewhere on the forums has me wondering... Isn't there a Kyuubei sealed inside of Naruto?
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Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012
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On a similar note, Kyubei in Westeros.
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Stand between the Silver Crystal and the Golden Sea.
"Youngsters these days just have no appreciation for the magnificence of the legendary cucumber."  --Krityan Elder, Tales of Vesperia.
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We've switched Barry the Chopper with Tony Tony Chopper. Let's see if anyone notices.
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A notoriously drug addled celebrity ends up plunging into a mystical pool that turns him into a girl when splashed with cold water, witness his two best friends attempts to curb his depravity in Two And One Half Men...
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Epsilon
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Epsilon Wrote:A notoriously drug addled celebrity ends up plunging into a mystical pool that turns him into a girl when splashed with cold water, witness his two best friends attempts to curb his depravity in Two And One Half Men...
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Epsilon
FUND IT
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Claymore - One Piece.

Becasue that is the kind of thing the world goverment would pull.
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Bob Schroeck Wrote:
robkelk Wrote:And now for something completely different... Puni Pani Puni Poni Poemi Dash!
And now for something even more completely different:...  Puni Pani Panyo Puni Poni Panyo Poemi Di Gi Dash Charat!
I'll match that, and raise you Puni Pani Panyo Puni Poni Panyo Ponyo...
--
Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012
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robkelk Wrote:
Bob Schroeck Wrote:
robkelk Wrote:And now for something completely different... Puni Pani Puni Poni Poemi Dash!
And now for something even more completely different:...  Puni Pani Panyo Puni Poni Panyo Poemi Di Gi Dash Charat!
I'll match that, and raise you Puni Pani Panyo Puni Poni Panyo Ponyo...
"I'll just be over here missing all the context."

  
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Yeah, Rob lost me on that one.
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.
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I got "Ponyo" out of it. That was the most recent Ghibli film in America. The rest ... I dunno.
Ebony the Black Dragon
http://ebony14.livejournal.com

"Good night, and may the Good Lord take a Viking to you."
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Puni Puni Poemi

Pani Poni Dash

Ponyo

Panyo Panyo Di Gi Charat!
''We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat
them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.''

-- James Nicoll
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Puni Pani Panyo Puni Poni Panyo Ponyo Poem Di Gi Charat Dash! Flash!

Which is the same hyperkinetic all-star cast chaos extravaganza, but with more SD.
"No can brain today. Want cheezeburger."
From NGE: Nobody Dies, by Gregg Landsman
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5579457/1/NGE_Nobody_Dies
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Quote:I got "Ponyo" out of it. That was the most recent Ghibli film in America.
Ah, that's the bit I missed. Thanks.
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.
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We replaced Minato Sahashi (Sekirei) with Darsh Schneider (titular character from The Bastard), lets see if anyone notices.
E: "Did they... did they just endorse the combination of the JSDF and US Army by showing them as two lesbian lolicons moving in together and holding hands and talking about how 'intimate' they were?"
B: "Have you forgotten so soon? They're phasing out Don't Ask, Don't Tell."
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We've replaced Dwayne Schneider (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0072554/combined]One Day At A Time) with Dark Schneider (Bastard!!) Let's see if anyone notices.
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.
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Bob Schroeck Wrote:We've replaced Dwayne Schneider (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0072554/combined]One Day At A Time) with Dark Schneider (Bastard!!) Let's see if anyone notices.

I doubt it, afterall no-one watches One Day At A Time anymore. /rimshot
E: "Did they... did they just endorse the combination of the JSDF and US Army by showing them as two lesbian lolicons moving in together and holding hands and talking about how 'intimate' they were?"
B: "Have you forgotten so soon? They're phasing out Don't Ask, Don't Tell."
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Okay, do it the other way 'round, then.
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.
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We've replaced Wayne Gretzky with Bruce Wayne. Let's see who notices.
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Sucrose Octanitrate.
Proof positive that with sufficient motivation, you can make anything explode.
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ECSNorway Wrote:We've replaced Wayne Gretzky with Bruce Wayne. Let's see who notices.
Less discordant than replacing the Dark Knight with Wayne Knight....
  
Ebony the Black Dragon
http://ebony14.livejournal.com

"Good night, and may the Good Lord take a Viking to you."
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Oh, I could do worse. Drop the Bat into the middle of a certain Australian Monty Python Sketch, for example.
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Sucrose Octanitrate.
Proof positive that with sufficient motivation, you can make anything explode.
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JOKER:

You fight with the strength of many men, Sir Knight.

[pause]

I am Joker, King of the Britons.

[pause]

I seek the finest and the bravest knights in the land to join me in my court in Gotham.

[pause]

You have proved yourself worthy. Will you join me?

[pause]

You make me sad. So be it. Come, Harley.

DARK KNIGHT:

None shall pass.

JOKER:

What?

DARK KNIGHT:

None shall pass.

JOKER:

I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge.

DARK KNIGHT:

Then you shall fail.

JOKER:

I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside!

DARK KNIGHT:

I move for no man.

JOKER:

So be it!

JOKER and DARK KNIGHT:

Aaah!, hiyaah!, etc.

[JOKER chops the DARK KNIGHT's left arm off]

JOKER:

Now stand aside, worthy adversary.

DARK KNIGHT:

'Tis but a scratch.

JOKER:

A scratch? Your arm's off!

DARK KNIGHT:

No, it isn't.

JOKER:

Well, what's that, then?

DARK KNIGHT:

I've had worse.

JOKER:

You liar!

DARK KNIGHT:

Come on, you pansy!

[clang]

Huyah!

[clang]

Hiyaah!

[clang]

Aaaaaaaah!

[JOKER chops the DARK KNIGHT's right arm off]

JOKER:

Victory is mine!

[kneeling]

We thank Thee Lord, that in Thy mer--

DARK KNIGHT:

Hah!

[kick]

Come on, then.

JOKER:

What?

DARK KNIGHT:

Have at you!

[kick]

JOKER:

Eh. You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine.

DARK KNIGHT:

Oh, had enough, eh?

JOKER:

Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left.

DARK KNIGHT:

Yes, I have.

JOKER:

Look!

DARK KNIGHT:

Just a flesh wound.

[kick]

JOKER:

Look, stop that.

DARK KNIGHT:

Chicken!

[kick]

Chickennn!

JOKER:

Look, I'll have your leg.

[kick]

Right!

[whop]

[JOKER chops the DARK KNIGHT's right leg off]

DARK KNIGHT:

Right. I'll do you for that!

JOKER:

You'll what?

DARK KNIGHT:

Come here!

JOKER:

What are you going to do, bleed on me?

DARK KNIGHT:

I'm invincible!

JOKER:

You're a looney.

DARK KNIGHT:

The Dark Knight always triumphs! Have at you! Come on, then.

[whop]

[JOKER chops the DARK KNIGHT's last leg off]

DARK KNIGHT:

Oh? All right, we'll call it a draw.

JOKER:

Come, Harley.

DARK KNIGHT:

Oh. Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off!
"No can brain today. Want cheezeburger."
From NGE: Nobody Dies, by Gregg Landsman
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5579457/1/NGE_Nobody_Dies
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We've replaced Bruce Wayne, the Dark Knight, with Wayne Newton, Mr. New Vegas. Let's see who notices.
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WG: Not the sketch I was thinking of, mate, but you're alright. Can we call you Bruce, just so we can keep it straight?
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Sucrose Octanitrate.
Proof positive that with sufficient motivation, you can make anything explode.
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And we've replaced Bruce, Bruce, Bruce, and Bruce with Bruce Wayne.
"No can brain today. Want cheezeburger."
From NGE: Nobody Dies, by Gregg Landsman
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5579457/1/NGE_Nobody_Dies
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