Crossovers That Should Not Be: The Fandom Menace

[Wiregeek]

"...He leads a rag-tag fugitive fleet in a lonely quest for a shining planet.. TO RULE."

From the intro to Battlestar Galactor
"No can brain today. Want cheezeburger."
From NGE: Nobody Dies, by Gregg Landsman
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5579457/1/NGE_Nobody_Dies

[robkelk]

"...She leads a rag-tag fugitive fleet in a lonely quest for a shining planet.. with Star Seeds to harvest"

From the intro to Battlestar Galaxia
--
Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012

[robkelk]

The Tick / The Matrix

"Spoon!"

"There is no spoon."

"Spooooooooooooon!"
--
Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012

[Necratoid]

That one would be worth it for Agent Smith's reaction to all of his attacks having no effect alone... then again Arther is Neo as there is literally no reason to bother taking the Tick out of the Matrix.  Then again having Agent Smith defeated by sticking him in the world's most comfortable chair amuses me... Also, Arther mastering the jump test on the first try due to wings.

[classicdrogn]

Sailor Skaro says:

If a friend tries to pressure you into doing something you know is wrong, don't be afraid to tell them no. We obey no one! WE ARE THE SUPERIOR BEINGS! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!! EXTERMINATE!!!
--
"Anko, what you do in your free time is your own choice. Use it wisely. And if you do not use it wisely, make sure you thoroughly enjoy whatever unwise thing you are doing." - HymnOfRagnorok as Orochimaru at SpaceBattles
woot Med. Eng., verb, 1st & 3rd pers. prsnt. sg. know, knows

[Bob Schroeck]

Sailor Skaro says:

And now I'm envisioning a Dalek whose entire body is the miniskirt of a seifuku, with the collar hanging behind the dome... and a bow on the "plunger".
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.

[Bluemage]

That just makes me imagine Sailor Pluto's reaction to the Whoniverse.
Imagine her trying to create Crystal Tokyo out of THAT.

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My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Atom Bomb of Courteous Debate. Get yours.

I've been writing a bit.

[Jorlem]

Sailor Skaro says:

And now I'm envisioning a Dalek whose entire body is the miniskirt of a seifuku, with the collar hanging behind the dome... and a bow on the "plunger".

Like this?


Also, I found these on College Humor:


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Stand between the Silver Crystal and the Golden Sea.
"Youngsters these days just have no appreciation for the magnificence of the legendary cucumber."  --Krityan Elder, Tales of Vesperia.

[Ebony]

When I saw the multicolored Daleks show up, I was thinking more Mighty Morphin' Dalek Rangers than the Sailor Scouts, but I suppose a sentai team is a sentai team, whether they wear miniskirts or Spandex.
Ebony the Black Dragon
http://ebony14.livejournal.com

"Good night, and may the Good Lord take a Viking to you."

[Necratoid]

Imagine her trying to create Crystal Tokyo out of THAT.

Creating it is easy... keeping it from being retconned out of existence every 15 minutes or having the Cybermen version of the Rockettes being the main tourist attraction on the other hand...

[robkelk]

Also, I found these on College Humor:
...

"You Befriend or you DIE"? But none of them look at all like Nanoha...
--
Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012

[Sweno]

I don't see Fate or Hayate either.

But clearly the guy on the left is Jail Scaglietti and the dog on the right looks like Zafira's sister (possibly with Arf who got some sense and grew up).

The brunet in in the middle could be Deed.

On the rest I have no clue
-Terry
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"so listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing to happen to you today"
TF2: Spy

[classicdrogn]

Imagine her trying to create Crystal Tokyo out of THAT.

Creating it is easy... keeping it from being retconned out of existence every 15 minutes or having the Cybermen version of the Rockettes being the main tourist attraction on the other hand...

I dunno, I mean, if there's actually a Sailor Skaro on the team... I mean, that's kind of like having Sailor Vegiitasei on your side. Granted Sailor Skaro would probably have to be on a nearly-continuous time jaunt heading off such attempts as Puu detects them, but that would hardly be out of place in the Whoniverse either. If she's an ENEMY sailor on the other hand.... that might explain why the Daleks were able to conquer Earth a couple three times despite having the Senshi on hand as well as the usuals (UNIT, Torchwood, Oncoming Storm, the Doctor & Companions, etc.)

- CD
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"Anko, what you do in your free time is your own choice. Use it wisely. And if you do not use it wisely, make sure you thoroughly enjoy whatever unwise thing you are doing." - HymnOfRagnorok as Orochimaru at SpaceBattles
woot Med. Eng., verb, 1st & 3rd pers. prsnt. sg. know, knows

[robkelk]

I'm pretty sure that ends with QB's race retroactively not existing after Haruhi hits a Heroic BSoD.

That comment deserves a smiley...

/?? ?? ??
--
Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012

[Bob Schroeck]

Like this?

Oh, dear god.
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.

[Black Aeronaut]

Like this?

Oh, dear god.

Dear God, man!  Look at what you've started!
LMAO!!!

[classicdrogn]

Dear God, man! Look at what you've started!

A mutant abomination artificially supported by a framework of electronics and miscelaneous technological hardware?

Now where does that sound familiar from?

- CD
--
"Anko, what you do in your free time is your own choice. Use it wisely. And if you do not use it wisely, make sure you thoroughly enjoy whatever unwise thing you are doing." - HymnOfRagnorok as Orochimaru at SpaceBattles
woot Med. Eng., verb, 1st & 3rd pers. prsnt. sg. know, knows

[Proginoskes]

I am truly incapable of imagining Darth Vader in a miniskirt, for which I am thankful. (I know Vader's not a mutant, but that's who you made me think of, CD.)

[Wiregeek]

I am Sailor Vader, the champion of darkness! In the name of the Dark Moon, I will punish you! I will crush good and triumph over all.. and that means you!
"No can brain today. Want cheezeburger."
From NGE: Nobody Dies, by Gregg Landsman
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5579457/1/NGE_Nobody_Dies

[CattyNebulart]

wouldn't it be in the name of the Death Star? or perhaps in the name of the (dark side of the) force, he is the chosen one afterall.

hhm vader in a seifuku. it's less messed up than this;


E: "Did they... did they just endorse the combination of the JSDF and US Army by showing them as two lesbian lolicons moving in together and holding hands and talking about how 'intimate' they were?"
B: "Have you forgotten so soon? They're phasing out Don't Ask, Don't Tell."

[classicdrogn]

ETA: ITYM, "I am Sailor Vader, Champion of the Dark Side. In the name of the Emperor, I shall punish you!" Remember, he's no fan of Tarkin's "technological terror" and he MUST obey his Master (at least until the final darmatic confronation.) Though I always wondered why luke, staggering along trying to support him as he made his escape, didn't point to one of the Stormtrooper or Technician squads ruinning by and order in a firm voice, "You and you, help me with Lord Vader! You, get a Med Droid and meet us at the shuttle bay! Quickly!" It's not like they know him from any other random human, and he's visibly helping a severely injured, high-ranking officer evacuate.

That would mess up the script, of course, but that doesn't stop it from bugging me every time I see ROTJ.

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In Lego Star Wars II you can almost play as Hello Vader - you have to settle for an all-white, stormtrooper helmet, but one of the bounty hunters has a yellow-vest-white-top torso, though you have to either put up with a mismatch on the lower part using Slave Girl Leia's legs or shorten the robes to just that vest with the generic pink legs, and I don't remember there being white hands - the white cape is easy, though, IIRC you don't even have to get any specific character for it to be available in the custom character machine. Equip a red lightsaber as the weapon and you're good to go. I haven't tried in Lego Star Wars III, but it's suffered an unfortunate decline in awesome from even the first game, and no where near the high water mark set by the second - I never saw the Clone Wars TV series so that may just be a reflection of the source material. As far as I know the combined version was never released for PSP (it would have nbeen too big for a single UMD I'm sure) or PC (and if it was, I didn't have a PC that could play it at the time anyway) so I don't know if it raised the original Prequel stages (esp. the railroad-riding starfighter levels) to that standard or not. I do know that the PSP version of LSW2 has a few important flaws as compared to the console versions, most noteably that the vs. Count Dooku boss battle level included as part of the version-specific bonus content is unwinnable becasue LSW2's Yoda's Force powers are the same as everyone else's, instead of being Uber and able to overwhelm Count Dooku as you must do to finish that fight.

But! This isn't about Videogames, this is Crossovers That Should Not Be!

Submitted for your disapproval:

In whichever crappy episode of Evangelion, Asuka suddenly kisses Shinji for the lulz. Knowing how spineless and socially maladjusted he is, it's certainly his first kiss, and from her reaction it's probably hers as well. Fine, good, whatever tsundere-girl. But... butbutbut... what if Shinji's "berserker side" wasn't... quite... the same as in the usual NGE universe? What if, it instead reflected a more pronounced dual nature, one intentinally sealed away in the wake of Second Impact? What if this ill-considered action released.... DARK SCHNEIDER!?

Well, there'd be even more explosions and rearranged geography, for one thing, but I have no idea how to reconcile the cosmologies - I've only seen the BASTARD!! OVAs for one thing, while the manga goes into it in a lot more detail from what I understand. The genre clash might be fun to watch from a suitably long distance, but a shark-jumping is pretty much inevitable trying to ram these two together. Which is why it's here.

- CD
--
"Anko, what you do in your free time is your own choice. Use it wisely. And if you do not use it wisely, make sure you thoroughly enjoy whatever unwise thing you are doing." - HymnOfRagnorok as Orochimaru at SpaceBattles
woot Med. Eng., verb, 1st & 3rd pers. prsnt. sg. know, knows

[robkelk]

Something somewhat shorter than CD's suggestion...

"Thundercats are go!" "F.A.B.!"
--
Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012

[Dartz]

The Amazing Spiderman, directed by David Cronenberg
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[Ebony]

The Amazing Spiderman, directed by David Cronenberg

It's kinda been done. "Earth vs. the Spider" has a comic book fan who gets injected with a experimental serum made from spiders. It doesn't turn out the way he planned. It's a schlocky movie that has a very odd choice of Dan Ackroyd cast as the cop who hunts down the monster.  
Ebony the Black Dragon
http://ebony14.livejournal.com

"Good night, and may the Good Lord take a Viking to you."

[Necratoid]

I am truly incapable of imagining Darth Vader in a miniskirt, for which I am thankful. (I know Vader's not a mutant, but that's who you made me think of, CD.)

Now I'm seeing Vader McSkywalker of Clan McSkywalker... would likely be subtilted: That's not Force Lightning.