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My Little Plotpony: Sharing is Fun
 
Quote:I'm... unable to follow FO:E. The grimdark manages to be *worse* than canon Fallout due to the fact that it's Fallout....with Ponies.

This is actually quite heartening, in a way.

You're a good person, Ops.

Now back to GrimDark!
"No can brain today. Want cheezeburger."
From NGE: Nobody Dies, by Gregg Landsman
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5579457/1/NGE_Nobody_Dies
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Oh, The Ballad of Twilight Sparkle, just how ridiculous can you get?

"I swear, this has never happened before!"

Snrk.
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Crossposted From the Brainstorming thread about MLP on Spacebattles:
Quote:The dull grey earth pony looked up at the strange creature before him. "Say that again?"
Discord sighed dramatically. "Why do I have to keep repeating myself to you ponies?" The draconequus twisted his sinuous body through a knot and got deeply into the pony's personal space, one red eye seeming to reflect an image as he spoke.
"Put simply, my little pony," Discord said as the pony's reflection seemed to recede into an image of his home town, Fillydelphia. "You are so alone." An almost dramatic spotlight lit the pony's reflection as shadowy ponies walked and flew by, ignoring him. "It's not easy, is it, being a blank flank at your age?" Some of the shadowy fillies walking past shuddered in mean-spirited laughter, and one of the shadow stallions trotted by with his coterie of admirers swooning behind. "Always overlooked by the fillies, especially when there are more dashing stallions around."
The pony fought back tears as one shadow in particular echoed the latest heartbreak that had made him leave Fillydelphia. "S-stardust?" The shadowed version of the elegant unicorn filly turned and silently, angrily derided him. He didn't need to her her sweet voice twisted in cruelty again, her words were already etched into his heart. The pain was just as bad seeing this shadow version leave with that pompous pegasus, Cirrus.
"Sad, isn't it?" Discord sighed in sympathy. "But my offer stands. How," he said, his lion paw caressing the pony's cheek, "would you like to get your cutie mark and true love?"
Doubt still creasing his face, the pony replied, "I'm listening."
"Well, first," Discord said, "I don't do favors for nothing, but I don't think you'll mind my price all that much." The draconequus stepped back and held up six playing cards spread evenly, each with the picture of an attractive filly, two unicorns, two pegasi, and two earth ponies. The colt recognized one of the pegasi as a model who had been in all the magazines a few months back.
"What's the price?" he asked hesitantly.
"Well, true love isn't easy. My price is that you have to make an honest effort to get to know each of these lovely ladies before you decide which one you want."
"That's all? But why would any of them want an ugly blank flank like me?"
"Well you won't exactly be ugly or a blank flank when you meet them, Hesperides." Smiling at the colt's confusion, Discord continued. "That's the last piece of my price, you give up your name and take Hesperides in its place. A new start and a new name, isn't that fair?"
The colt swallowed dryly. "And one of them will love me?"
Pleased that his hook was working, Discord smiled. "My lad, with the extras I'm giving you, they all will."
''We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat
them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.''

-- James Nicoll
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@_@
"No can brain today. Want cheezeburger."
From NGE: Nobody Dies, by Gregg Landsman
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5579457/1/NGE_Nobody_Dies
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HoagieOfDoom Wrote:Oh, The Ballad of Twilight Sparkle, just how ridiculous can you get?

"I swear, this has never happened before!"
It gets better with every chapter, I swear.

Quote:For a second, Applejack wondered if she may have had too much to drink at the pub. 'Did The Great and Powerful Trixie just... apologize?' Then, she noticed it. Fluttershy, that sweet, gentle pony, had her sweet, gentle hoof on a crest-fallen, almost-teary Trixie. 'Poor foal must've gotten Stared something fierce!' Applejack couldn't help but chuckle. "Ah s'pose Ah would'of had a similar reaction if Ah saw one of my friends all unconscious-like." Trotting further into the apartment, she whistled softly. "Fancier than a apple tree in full bloom! Now, we should put this filly to bed, she's plum tucker'd out on account-a yesterday's drinkin' and today's... whateverhappened to her today."
The Great and Powerful Trixie trotted to Applejack's side. "Come, let's put her in Trixie's bed."
Rainbow Dash cheered. "Yeah baby!"
"Ooh! Ooh!" Pinkie Pie quickly undid the bow tie from her bartender outfit, "Remember to hang this around the doorknob!" she exclaimed, galloping towards Trixie and tying it around her horn.
Fluttershy softly padded to Trixie's side. "Please be gentle, Twilight is such a tender soul."
The room was silent for a full minute as Trixie, enveloped in a full-body blush, tried in vain to pick her jaw up from the floor. "Wh-... whuh.. THAT IS NOT WHAT TRIXIE MEANT." her voice squeaked nervously. Her head flicked anxiously from side to side as she looked at each of the ponies gathered.
Fluttershy was the first to break. "Pfft..."
Trixie twitched.
Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy all started rolling on the floor, laughing themselves to tears. Trixie blushed further, trying to find somewhere to hide her embarrassment. Applejack just looked on, mightily confused.
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"Oh, silver blade, forged in the depths of the beyond. Heed my summons and purge those who stand in my way. Lay
waste."
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I've read the whole thing and I wasn't bashing it by any means. I mean, it's certainly not high literature, but boy is it fun!

(How could anyone not laugh at Rarity running around with armor and weapons pretending they're fashion statements?)
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Link?
Edit to add:
http://www.offworlddesigns.com/popup.as ... ge/706.jpg
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"I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific." - George Carlin
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As a Camaro loyalist, I disapprove of this message. Down with Flushtang, GM Pony-cars for the win!

- CD
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"Anko, what you do in your free time is your own choice. Use it wisely. And if you do not use it wisely, make sure you thoroughly enjoy whatever unwise thing you are doing." - HymnOfRagnorok as Orochimaru at SpaceBattles
woot Med. Eng., verb, 1st & 3rd pers. prsnt. sg. know, knows
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Because if you haven't seen it yet, you need to:



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"Oh, silver blade, forged in the depths of the beyond. Heed my summons and purge those who stand in my way. Lay
waste."
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Oh, Ops, that's just ****-******

******!

*** ****!!!
"No can brain today. Want cheezeburger."
From NGE: Nobody Dies, by Gregg Landsman
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5579457/1/NGE_Nobody_Dies
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Timote Wrote:Link?
It was posted a page back, but http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/05/s ... arkle.html]here you go.

Meanwhile, in John Biles ongoing http://forums.spacebattles.com/showthre ... 64&page=58]MLP/Mystara crossover, Marcus continues to dig himself into his grave.

Also:

John Biles Wrote:Sudden Celestia. "Hello, Marcus. I'm done stealing Twilight from you." She draped herself over me. "Now I will steal you for myself."

Twilight now came up cheerfully. "Hello, Rarity, Marcus." She looked at our hand and hoof on my knee and she smiled. "Sorry to interrupt you, but we need to get back to work."

Celestia was studying that herself thoughtfully and I said, "Are we going to go make magical hybrid babies now?" I said cheerfully. Best to get it over with.

Twilight and Rarity both froze, and Celestia said, "My, my, how forward you are," teasingly. "Do you say that to all the girls?"

"Only the best," I teased her back. Don't panic. She'll stop once I stop freaking out. "So how many babies are we talking?"

Twilight looked panicked. "I'm sorry, Celestia, I need them RIGHT NOW."

"Oh my, you are so passionate in your desire," Celestia said and Twilight turned red.

"Not like THAT," Twilight said[.]
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And an amusing little bit from an earlier segment of Friendship is adventuring:

Quote:I yawned. "I had best go to bed. Just wanted to tell you that, since she told me to."

"Thank you," Fluttershy said. "Sleep well and let the bed bugs bite, they need to eat too."

Druids are weird.
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"I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific." - George Carlin
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Edit:
Oh bugger it, this isn't working, here's just the link:
http://youtu.be/Ec322TUYLZs
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You might want to check the "use old embed code" option on YouTube and try that again.
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.
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Inspired by http://www.dvandom.com/drawings/derpia.JPG]this and several images http://inspectornills.deviantart.com/gallery/30561501]here...

MY LITTLE TRANSFORMARE: FREINDSHIP IS MEKTON
Mekton Series Synopsis Sheet

Premise: Adventure/Sentai
Genre: Magitech, high on the magi & low on the tech.
Light, medium or serious?: Light
Realism: Not hardly!
Tech Level: High fantasy with modern conveniences
Starting Year: 1000MM (that's "Mare in the Moon," dated from the banishment)

Medical Technology: sterile tools/bandages and immunization, but most of the heavy lifting is magic/psi
New Technologies: Steam engines (based on the train having one but still being pulled by four Earth Ponies; clearly it's either not considered reliable enough for solo use or only used to back the train up/shuffle cars in the switchyard)
Special Rules: No G-factor, Bonk damage except in special circumstances

Role of the PCs: Adventuring party
Random, concept, or cinematic? Cinematic, PCs are primary characters. (play or replace the Mane Six); +15xp for 1/10 'Oid build and/or advancing skills (square root of scaled CP=xp, 25 hit kills) BOD assigned based on 'Oid build so don't put points in it, ESP stat frequently used.
Requirements: ATT 5, at least two points in ATT skills (they're pretty ponies! Or handsome, as the case may be.)
Limits: None
Pros & Templates: No pilot professions, space and technology skills must be adapted for a ground/sea based fantasy setting, and weapon skills default to Hoof-to-Hoof or Esper skills. Medical skills are used for 'Oids like the PCs, repair/design skills apply to magitech.

ESPers: Hoo yeah. Called magic.
ESPer PCs?: Cutie-Mark related powers only for Earth Ponies, justify them as weather magic for Pegasi, unlimited for Unicorns. A PC who does not have a Cutie Mark should be a juvenile and reserve 5 stat points to be assigned later, but will also receive 10 free xp when/if their Mark appears during the course of gameplay.
Power level: No starting skill above +5, Psi Points will recover between scenes.
Frequency of ESPers: Ubiquitous for ponies, rare otherwise.

Aliens?: Various other intelligent species also inhabit Equesstria. None from outer space... yet.
How Common?: If one shows up in town, they're likely to become the focus of at least one episode.
Alien PCs?: Mmmmmnah. Maybe later.

Government: Light-handed monarchy, remnant nobility
Culture: Pseudo-modern
Planets: Earth, Equestria region
Systems: Barring any magical dimensional shenanegans, Sol only.
Languages: English, Swahili (one canon speaker)

Superheroic or military?: Decidedly superheroic
Role of Mecha: Everyone has a custom 'Oid design
Availability: no piloted units beyond carts, foot scooters, and hang gliders
Requirements: Custom Transformation (Pony) - Pony form may have Handy applied to the mouth, entangling/tail, and/or feet/hooves as a form of (no ESPer check needed) pony magic, but is otherwise the same as Beast form.
Weaponry: Melee or SFX only, E-pools can be tapped for Psi points (5 power per 1 Psi, recovers between scenes)
MTS Systems Not Available: RAM, Reactive Shields, and Deflectors, Powerplant options other than charge, QCM except on Command Armor, ejection/escape pods, Lightspeed, space-related systems, flight other than wings or gravitics.
Weight Efficiency limit: 80%
Space Efficiency limit: 80% (track to half spaces/.25CP)
Standards: LS servos and armor up to HS for big Earth Ponies, Alpha refined armor max, 1-2k weapons before scaling (unless Shock/SFX Only.) May creep up later.

- CD, Mekton freakboi
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"Anko, what you do in your free time is your own choice. Use it wisely. And if you do not use it wisely, make sure you thoroughly enjoy whatever unwise thing you are doing." - HymnOfRagnorok as Orochimaru at SpaceBattles
woot Med. Eng., verb, 1st & 3rd pers. prsnt. sg. know, knows
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A youtube link that was posted to Biles' Friendship is Adventuring thread:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWcCskvU3vE
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A crossover story with a great deal of promise and an author that could use a little encouragement:
My last Unicorn
A crossover that must be and I'm glad to see.
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No, I don't believe the world has gone mad.  In order for it to go mad it would need to have been sane at some point.
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She's a Unicorn. She's Pink. She can turn Invisible - and she believes Celestia doesn't exist.
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Jinx999 Wrote:She's a Unicorn. She's Pink. She can turn Invisible - and she believes Celestia doesn't exist.
*snrk*
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Anthropomorphizing Is Magic... and easy if you have this freebie and either Poser or Daz. You'll have to replace the skin pattern with your own custom design, but that just means you get to design your own Cutie Mark.
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Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012
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Twi X Pinkie, OTP?



Silly filly, of course you can't leave her. Pinkie has the horror movie monster power of RIGHT BEHIND YOU NOW!

Flutterkombat? No, ... just no.



Maybe a different game?



Um.



Er...



No.

Oh well, so much for today's adventures in Youtube grazing. See you at the end of the next rainbow, space ponies!

- CD
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"Anko, what you do in your free time is your own choice. Use it wisely. And if you do not use it wisely, make sure you thoroughly enjoy whatever unwise thing you are doing." - HymnOfRagnorok as Orochimaru at SpaceBattles
woot Med. Eng., verb, 1st & 3rd pers. prsnt. sg. know, knows
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I don't think this has been rec'ed up before:

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7369050/1/

The Dresden Fillies: Strange Friends

no points for guessing the crossover. It's currently a little short, but it shows promise.
-Terry
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"so listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing to happen to you today"
TF2: Spy
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ok, just a word of advice - if you end up on fimfiction.net.

do not check 'view mature'.

just don't.
"No can brain today. Want cheezeburger."
From NGE: Nobody Dies, by Gregg Landsman
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5579457/1/NGE_Nobody_Dies
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... you realize of course that now I want to do just that, to satisfy my curiosity. I'm guessing it's a Rule 34 situation?

- CD
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"Anko, what you do in your free time is your own choice. Use it wisely. And if you do not use it wisely, make sure you thoroughly enjoy whatever unwise thing you are doing." - HymnOfRagnorok as Orochimaru at SpaceBattles
woot Med. Eng., verb, 1st & 3rd pers. prsnt. sg. know, knows
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http://www.loweringthebar.net/2011/09/t ... -site.html
Look at last point.
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