The Magnificent 7th Update Thread.

[Bob Schroeck]

Partially Kissed Hero

Okay. If Lionheart isn't actually Skysaber in disguise, he's taking a "How To Sound Just Like Skysaber" correspondence course. Because damn if his lecture-disguised-as-a-chapter and subsequent authorial note rant weren't note-for-note Ornstead's style.
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.

[M Fnord]

Because damn if his lecture-disguised-as-a-chapter and subsequent authorial note rant weren't note-for-note Ornstead's style.

So, can we call this one officially trainwrecked? And if so, who won the pool?
Mr. Fnord interdimensional man of mystery

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"I. Drink. Your. NERDRAGE!"

[Necratoid]

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2947801/16/Girls_School

With a rather promosing Author's Note at the end.

Also, I still think LionHeart is a tribute Band.

[jpub]

Wasn't it trackwrecked about 10 chapters ago?

Cripes, have you seen the disasters his challenge spawned?

[Necratoid]

You silly, silly man. The tribute band is chanelling a power MAD English teacher , one with a giant control freak issues... that wrote out one of the single
most deterministic and sad (pathetic) plots I've ever scene... It contained only and then and then and then with the characterizations written out and the
plot and the pairings and its a really long description... like two pages of requirements. Like 5-10 chapters of content.... Charactizations are done for you
(Though Kakashi could be being obstinant on purpose as a protest vote). How can it not trainwreck?

[Foxboy]

Almost reminds me of a Ranma author I knew of: MasterMagi or something. Personal site, has like 30 IDENTICAL Ranma Fics.

To wit:
The Tendo Girls' mother was a powerful, near immortal, master mage, who somehow managed to be buff, sexy, and oh-so perfect... and dressed in "Author's favorite outfit! {AFO}"
[AFO is Tubetop, Miniskirt and Vest. Colors may vary, but only to tell characters apart.]
She didn't die, she was just put in limbo until after the Wedding Fiasco.
Ranma decides to clear up his problems, usually from his and Akane's control problems, [which Momma Tendo will take care of providing the training for].
As part of the training, Ranma has to accept his girl side. After doing so, he goes shopping with Akanes and they both get AFO.
Author proceeds to Canon!Sue Ranma and Akane, using "original character version" of Mom Tendo to "Justify" the training.
Author introduces "half siblings" who just happen to ALSO be UBERPOWERFUL Mages! IF they're female, they ALSO wear AFO.
Incidental [shallow] introspection on Nabiki's part, Kasumi goes "Oh, my!"
Author stalls out as he/she runs out of Awesome....

The only variation is WHICH Final Fantasy's magic system is included as elements.
''We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat
them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.''

-- James Nicoll

[yesilmavi]

naruto

http://www.fanfiction.net...3/22/Narutos_Compensation

http://www.fanfiction.net...1412/9/Houses_of_the_Holy

http://www.fanfiction.net...532323/7/Failing_Twilight

potter

http://www.fanfiction.net...ttom_and_the_Harry_Potter

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3906763/6/Once_More

potter/sandman

http://www.fanfiction.net...38449/35/Path_of_Decision

potter/buffy/addams

http://www.tenhawkpresent...textsize=1&chapter=28

ranma/hellsing

http://www.fanfiction.net...86/6/Ranmas_Eternal_Night

[Shepherd]

www.fanfiction.net/s/3160475/31/

Harry McGonagall



www.fanfiction.net/s/202955/12/Meeting_Later

Meeting Later



http://crys.fanficauthors...our_Hundred_and_Fifty.php

1001 Deaths of Lord Voldemort



www.tthfanfic.org/Story-11088-13/Tjin+Iron+Gear.htm

Iron Gear



www.fanfiction.net/s/3446796/28/Magical_Relations

Magical Relations


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"Anyone can be a winner if their definition of victory is flexible enough." - The DM of the Rings XXXV

[yesilmavi]

potter

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4347702/9/Catharsis

naruto

http://www.fanfiction.net..._Naruto_Sorceror_for_hire

http://www.fanfiction.net...he_Ghost_and_the_Darkness

[ECSNorway]

http://www.tthfanfic.org/Story-17233-6/ ... Jacket.htm
The Jacket
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Sucrose Octanitrate.
Proof positive that with sufficient motivation, you can make anything explode.

[Bob Schroeck]

Reunion, http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4655545/7/Reunion]Chapter 7
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.

[Shay Guy]

Dyrnwyn of the Viridian Dreams Forum said:

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I dunno about that one. Heavily influenced, I'll buy, but the writing is too dissimilar. I think the lack of strong Christian messages and the obsession
with castrating Sasuke point away from Skysaber, and towards a younger copycat.

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Pronounced "shy guy."

[zojojojo]

http://www.fanfiction.net...4712/17/The_Lie_Ive_Lived

potter
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If architects built buildings the way programmers write programs, the first woodpecker to come along would destroy civilization.