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Random lolzy writing quip
Random lolzy writing quip
#1
"Aargh! I think I need some Meta-muse-il. I keep sitting here at the keyboard straining, but nothing's coming out!"

Thank you, thank you, try the watress and tip the veal, I'm here all week.
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"Anko, what you do in your free time is your own choice. Use it wisely. And if you do not use it wisely, make sure you thoroughly enjoy whatever unwise thing you are doing." - HymnOfRagnorok as Orochimaru at SpaceBattles
woot Med. Eng., verb, 1st & 3rd pers. prsnt. sg. know, knows
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#2
Bwah!?
-Terry
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"so listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing to happen to you today"
TF2: Spy
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#3
"Writing is easy. You just stare at a piece of blank paper until your forehead starts to bleed." - Douglas Adams
Ebony the Black Dragon
http://ebony14.livejournal.com

"Good night, and may the Good Lord take a Viking to you."
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#4
Writing is an odd disease.  It has all the symptoms, Cold sweats, hot flashes, nervous tics, anti-social behavior patterns, even the sudden stomach and bowel evacuations.  The usual treatment is a isolation, plenty of fluids, and reminding the afflicted to eat on a regular schedule.
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#5
Writing is not necessarily something to be
ashamed of - but do it in private and wash your hands afterwards.

- Time Enough For Love, Robert Heinlein
D for Drakensis

You're only young once, but immaturity is forever.
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#6
Once again, I and my quote file spoil things for everyone else.



Why do people spend years writing a novel when it only takes a few dollars to buy one?

If you can't annoy somebody, there is little point in writing. -- Kingsley Amis

There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are. -- W. Somerset Maugham

When I have trouble writing fiction, I make it up.

"The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure pure reasoning, and inhibit clarity. With a little pratice, writing can be an intimidating and impenetrable fog!" -- Bill Watterson's Calvin

An "author" is someone who gets his name on books.
A "writer" is someone who simply can't help himself. -- Harlan Ellison

"Many suffer from the incurable disease of writing, and it becomes chronic in their sick minds." -- Juvenal, Satires

Ten years of rejection slips is nature's way of telling you to stop writing. -- R. Geis

Writing is nothing more than a guided dream. -- Jorge Luis Borges

It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous. -- Robert Benchley

"Unlike serial-killer profiling, writing is a lonely and depressing profession..."

"This writing business. Pencils and what-not. Over-rated if you ask me. Silly stuff. Nothing in it." -- Eeyore

I'm always highly irritated by people who imply that writing fiction is an escape from reality. It is a plunge into reality and it's very shocking to the system. -- Flannery O'Connor
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.
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#7
I'm fond of the one, and I'm not sure who said it first or most famously, about hating to write, but loving to have written.
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Big Brother is watching you.  And damn, you are so bloody BORING.
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#8
Oh, I can think of times in my life when I would have agreed with that sentiment wholeheartedly.
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.
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