Who let Doug run a contest?

[robkelk]

Seen on The Register: Sole competitor comes second in cake-baking contest
But it gets worse... (No, I won't spoil it for anyone - just be sure to read through to at least the second-last paragraph.)

-Rob Kelk
"Read Or Die: not so much a title as a way of life." - Justin Palmer, 6 June 2007
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Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012

[Bob Schroeck]

Someone needs to thrash those judges soundly about the head and shoulders with a stalk of rhubarb.

-- Bob
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