Merriam-Webster wants your mondegreens!

[robkelk]

Seen on http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/07/08 ... r_newbies/]The Register, and direct link http://www.merriam-webster.com/info/newwords08.htm]here, Merriam-Webster is looking for examples of mondegreens now that they've added the word to their dictionary. Submissions are open until July 25...
--
Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012

[Bob Schroeck]

Damn, you beat me to it.
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.

[Angryoptimist]

http://wiki.ytmnd.com/Dew_Army]"Dew Army" YTMNDs.
I once spent the better of a saturday glued to a computer, with YTMND up finding http://floor.ytmnd.com/]FLOOOORS, http://lamination.ytmnd.com/]LAMINATION, and http://noplatestoohigh.ytmnd.com/]PLATES TOO HIGH and http://achooo.ytmnd.com/]such.  The mental image this calls to mind of Merriam-Webster researchers looking through a bunch of Dew Army YTMNDs like I did almost makes me giggle.
Anyway, the Internet churns this stuff out 24-7; I don't think they'll be hurting for examples.

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