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I Got Fired Today
 
Hey, Bob

Have looked into working for Uncle?

www.usajobs.gov is a good place to start.
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Into terror!,  Into valour!
Charge ahead! No! Never turn
Yes, it's into the fire we fly
And the devil will burn!
- Scarlett Pimpernell
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I have considered it, and I'm no stranger to the concept -- my first job out of college was for a contractor on-base at Lakehurst Naval Air Engineering
Center -- but something about it now turns me off. Still, it's over three months and I shouldn't overlook any possibilities.
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.
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Same here...six months of looking at the private sector and I'm still looking.

You know..it's too bad I didn't take up the offer to rejoin the service last year. At least I wouldn't be unemployed.
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Into terror!,  Into valour!
Charge ahead! No! Never turn
Yes, it's into the fire we fly
And the devil will burn!
- Scarlett Pimpernell
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It's too bad you aren't on this side of the border - we've got so many technically-trained civil servants retiring in the next 30 months that
we're starting to aggressively recruit from recent graduates and the private sector. I don't know whether the US civil service is in the same boat when
it comes to an aging workforce, but it can't hurt to take a look at what they've got open.

(Mind you, I'm biased; I and my grandfather are/were civil servants, and my father's seen both military and civil service. Quiet patriotism runs in the
blood.)
--
Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012
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Actually, they are.
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Into terror!,  Into valour!
Charge ahead! No! Never turn
Yes, it's into the fire we fly
And the devil will burn!
- Scarlett Pimpernell
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And the French bilingualism level? Usually it's CBC or BBC across the board. I've never been able to meet those qualifications, so those jobs are all
unavailable to me anyway.
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Those who fear the darkness have never seen what the light can do.
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Paid In Rodents?
From a job posting found via Princeton University's career services site:
Quote:Compensation Details/Other Benefits: 

Professional Day Rat
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.
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....I can't even brain around wrap 'day rat'

@_@
"No can brain today. Want cheezeburger."
From NGE: Nobody Dies, by Gregg Landsman
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5579457/1/NGE_Nobody_Dies
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Come to sunny (frigid, but sunny!) Saskatchewan. We have the lowest jobless rate in NA. Seriously, there's jobs all over the place here, especially in the
trades.
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Quote: Bob Schroeck wrote:

From a job posting found via Princeton University's career services site:

Quote: Compensation Details/Other Benefits:


Professional Day Rat

Hmm. Horribly (but entertainingly) mangled "Professional Pay Rate"?

That said, I both want to know, and fear knowing, what a professional Day Rat is.
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Quote:That said, I both want to know, and fear knowing, what a professional Day Rat is.
Likewise. Were's the job...

(spelling and punctuation intentional)
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Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012
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Quote: LilFluff wrote:


Quote: Bob Schroeck wrote:

From a job posting found via Princeton University's career services site:

Quote: Compensation Details/Other Benefits:


Professional Day Rat


Hmm. Horribly (but entertainingly) mangled "Professional Pay Rate"?




That said, I both want to know, and fear knowing, what a professional Day Rat is.

Something that isn't a Rat at Night, obviously. 8P
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It is in fact "Day Rate", for a contract position.
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.
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Memo to potential employers:

There is a difference between "prolific" and "proficient". A person who is "prolific in the Microsoft .NET platform" isn't
necessarily a good programmer.

Thank you.

...

(considers writing dozens of useless little .NET-based programs in order to fulfill these kinds of requirements)
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.
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Good news -- a company just six miles from our home has contacted me after finding my resume on Dice -- I've got a phone interview tomorrow morning.
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.
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Looking forward to hearing the results.

I hate seeing one of my fellow Jerseians out of work for this long.... Something's gotta give.
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Quote:has contacted me

ooh, good sign!
"No can brain today. Want cheezeburger."
From NGE: Nobody Dies, by Gregg Landsman
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5579457/1/NGE_Nobody_Dies
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Is there something wrong with working for the government? Technically, I do.
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Bob Schroeck Wrote:... a company just six miles from our home has contacted me ...
Oh, excellent! First, that they called you; second, that they're close enough to reach by foot if necessary. (It's a long walk, but better than going into NYC...)

Fingers crossed.
--
Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012
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One hour until the interview. I hope this goes well; my research into the company indicates it's not only near enough to be fantastically convenient,
it's also about the ideal size as far as I'm concerned, and it's doing some neat stuff. Unfortunately, it looks like a lot of that neat stuff is
done in Java, which I can just muddle through when needed, and if they got the idea that I'm a Java programmer first and foremost, this may be a short
interview. Wish me luck, please.
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.
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(After) Mm. What was supposed to be a half-hour interview according to the HR person who wrote me lasted only fifteen minutes. I suspect this isn't good.
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.
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Meanwhile, I continue looking through the listings, during which I found a posting which included the following:
Quote:Our highly creative, hard-working yet fun-loving interactive department is looking for individuals who have:

* The ability to stifle laughter when you see someone building a Web site using a WYSIWYG

* The capacity to work under duress
That wasn't all of it, but that's the funny part.
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.
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hey!!! Truth in advertising meets Job Requirments!!!
Hear that thunder rolling till it seems to split the sky?
That's every ship in Grayson's Navy taking up the cry-

NO QUARTER!!!
-- "No Quarter", by Echo's Children
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Hey, Bob! Want something to serve as a coding exercise, that there's a vague-outside chance you can make a few coins from the result?

Pick up a copy of http://e23.sjgames.com/item.html?id=SJG37-0313]this new SJGames release and code the rules in it as a stand-alone app, so that the GM in a hurry only needs to press a button (and maybe select a few categories) and get a result. You can do that in Java, right? Or, if you can't, learning how to do that will help improve your skills. And if you do a really good job at the coding, maybe SJGames will buy the app from you (one can hope - there's already call for such an app on the SJGames forums, and the supplement was just released today).

Just a thought (that assumes you've got a spare $9.99 kicking around)...
--
Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012
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From the Java training I've had, I think it is possible but I can't really say without seeing what's in the book. The hard part is making it look
pretty, GUIs are tricky.
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The Master said: "It is all in vain! I have never yet seen a man who can perceive his own faults and bring the charge home against himself."

>Analects: Book V, Chaper XXVI
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