Quote: They do have a Vat of Rei somewhere.
So your suggesting what? That the extra Reis end up possessed by the angels and they banded together... then get things really screwed up in their cultural
studies, which largely consist of comericals, which leads to them banding together in an deranged empire that seeks to shave everyones head to harvest the
power of hair? (This being result of way too many shampoo comerical being crossbred with the Biblical story of Samson... convincing them that their hair is
the true sorce of humanities power... thus instramentality with only the hair will offer the best results. Strangely the store it in a giant Strooge McDuck
style money bin with the dreaded crossed Scissors and brush emblem) Meanwhile, Shinji shows up with an afro... Misato strugs it off as something best handled
with copious amounts of booze in your system... by the time Asuka shows up (not on an exsellerate scheduel due to a bizzarre lack of killer giant robots... so
she ends up coming in in the middle of the show... where Shinji, Kensuke, and (for no adiquitly explained reason) Penpen are fighting the evil, hair harvesting
empire.
Misato is concidered to actually know what is going on... though her explainations make less sense on paper than what is going on in the streets... thus are
widely considered both accurate and utterly incomprehencable. Thus making her indispensable in the UN's opinion, Gendo is praised for actually having
someone on command staff that apparrently understands this insanity. Asuka is eventually convinced that she was trained wrong as some incomprehensable joke,
she clearly isn't in a world that makes half as much sense as all her instructers told her. The bridge bunnies are secretly, to Asuka anyway, editing her
rants, which are cleverly disguised as the actual paperwork and staus reports she should be handing in, and published in sociology journals. She is both
considered the founder of an exotic banch of abnormal sociology/psycology and fully aware of her new fame. She also has a ever growing trust fund and is going
to be nominated for a Nobel Prize... which she doesn't discover outright until she ends up getting notified she won. Every other sociologist has given up
trying to explain that mess of wierd or gone crazy in the process of their studies... which explains some of the other weirdos she kept seeing wandering about
Tokyo 3. Rei, never being cleared to admit the other Rei's exist and never having the order to admit they exist in the first place recinded, disavows all
knowledge of the other Rei's. Even when they are within 20 feet of her. The population at large has desided that Rei is the sanest of her family
members... and is just very, very good at ignoing those wackos. Not that anyone really blames her.
Though there is one more realatively sane realative of Rei around... Sachiel. Sachiel started to attack, then got an inkling of what was to come and is now
hiding under the sea somewhere , the mental updates have solitified things for Sachiel. Mankind is to weird for Sachiel's taste. Thus is staying far, far
away from that mess... Thus is now in the process of acheiving instrumentality with the far saner species known as brine shrimp. Sachiel actually acheives
this... during a fight with the 'that is not my shadow Angel' this instrementality meshes so incomprehensibly with the insanity of the practitioners of
Snot-For-You at that point that the 'insert destriptor here' Angel just spontaiously explodes in raw confusion.
The Evas aren't considering a real waste of cash, Sachiel and all, but aren't actually useful for much... until some random alien idiots deside
invading Tokyo 3 is a cunning plan... they do avoid making their agents go Kaiju after first time... I mean Asuka was the one on shift during that battle of
the normal stupid... when the agent gets trampled in the general melee... then 20 seconds into the 'I'll squish you all' speech, a much larger red
Eva abruptly pops out of the ground and promptly ignores it attacks and kills it in seconds. After she left, the decided that this normally sound strategy
isn't actually effective. They randomly invade with cunning plans and loads of foot soldiers... and keep picking spots that get them caught up in the
fights of the locals. They eventually get eaten during the abrupt and inexplicable appearance of a continent sized Sea monkey... which then goes and does its
best to hide behind Venus. The loss of that fleet makes aliens decide Earth has to have something worth all that security... thus each major arc ends up with
a new, stronger group of random invaders that keep getting killed off by the general happenings of Tokyo 3.
