Pat Robertson: Online Shopping... Number of the Beast... WHARRGARBL!

[Bob Schroeck]

The latest in insightful commentary on information technology from America's Number One Right-Wing Religious Nutcase here.

-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.

[Bluemage]

...please.  RFID, the work of the Heavenly Prosecutor?  Hardly... and I wouldn't go blaming Lucifer, either.
It's CLEARLY the work of the Illuminati!
(Really, though- why ascribe supernatural significance to something that centralizes information when a mundane explanation works much better?  I don't get it.)

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My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Atom Bomb of Courteous Debate. Get yours.

I've been writing a bit.

[Logan Darklighter]

*Facepalm*
Would someone please just escort Pat to a retirement home already? It's obvious he's senile. 

[LynnInDenver]

Just switch a few words and he sounds like a paranoid conspiracy-theory nutjob there.
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"You know how parents tell you everything's going to fine, but you know they're lying to make you feel better? Everything's going to be fine." - The Doctor

[DHBirr]

JFerio wrote:

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Just switch a few words and he sounds like a paranoid conspiracy-theory nutjob there.

Really?  I didn't think any words needed switching.
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Big Brother is watching you.  And damn, you are so bloody BORING.

[khagler]

Isn't this the same guy who said that 9/11 was his god's punishment for not hating gay people enough?

[ECSNorway]

Pat Robertson is not a "right-wing religious nutcase".

He's just a nutcase.
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Sucrose Octanitrate.
Proof positive that with sufficient motivation, you can make anything explode.

[DHBirr]

Pat's not really a Christian; he just plays one on TV.
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Big Brother is watching you.  And damn, you are so bloody BORING.

[Bob Schroeck]

New Wisdom From The Only Man Jesus Talks To!

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/04/21/p ... next-week/]Pat Robertson: Jesus Said An Asteroid Could Destroy Earth Next Week

Jesus said so, it must be true!
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.

[Matrix Dragon]

As we know, the Son of Christ did lead NASAs efforts to try and map out all Earth-threatening objects in the solar system. His theory on the effects of online shopping on gravity was somewhat controversial however.