[Flash] Unknown spacecraft shot down in Friggan Space
12-25-2017, 07:57 AM (This post was last modified: 12-25-2017, 07:58 AM by Dartz.)
12-25-2017, 07:57 AM (This post was last modified: 12-25-2017, 07:58 AM by Dartz.)
From: Jet.Jaguar@Friggarock.fen
To: Undisclosed
Date: 25/12/2025 - 02:35am
Subj: Interception and destruction of unknown spacecraft
At 1am this morning, station time, a secerity alert was triggered on an exhaust vent from our main power station. An unknown spacecraft had landed on the surface, with a single occupant. The spacecraft departed in short order, moments after being detected. Defense fighters operating off Frigga intercepted the unknown spacecraft. After refusing to respond to hails, the spacecraft was destroyed by two missiles.
Analysis of the wreckage show the craft consisted of red-handwaved timber, and 8 biomimentic reindeer. The pilot wore some form of red, fur-lined pressure-suit.
The remains of some toys were found in the wreckage, apparently stolen from Fenkinder on Frigga. Other toys were found in the wreckage, some of which came with names.
We think he may have targetted other asteroids before reaching us.
Unfortunately, the pilot did not survive to be questioned. His motives remain a mystery.
Could people please check their surveillance systems for any similar craft matching the description above? We'd hope to get some of these toys back to their rightful homes before the kids wake up in the morning and are dissapointed.
-Jet
To: Undisclosed
Date: 25/12/2025 - 02:35am
Subj: Interception and destruction of unknown spacecraft
At 1am this morning, station time, a secerity alert was triggered on an exhaust vent from our main power station. An unknown spacecraft had landed on the surface, with a single occupant. The spacecraft departed in short order, moments after being detected. Defense fighters operating off Frigga intercepted the unknown spacecraft. After refusing to respond to hails, the spacecraft was destroyed by two missiles.
Analysis of the wreckage show the craft consisted of red-handwaved timber, and 8 biomimentic reindeer. The pilot wore some form of red, fur-lined pressure-suit.
The remains of some toys were found in the wreckage, apparently stolen from Fenkinder on Frigga. Other toys were found in the wreckage, some of which came with names.
We think he may have targetted other asteroids before reaching us.
Unfortunately, the pilot did not survive to be questioned. His motives remain a mystery.
Could people please check their surveillance systems for any similar craft matching the description above? We'd hope to get some of these toys back to their rightful homes before the kids wake up in the morning and are dissapointed.
-Jet
I love the smell of rotaries in the morning. You know one time, I got to work early, before the rush hour. I walked through the empty carpark, I didn't see one bloody Prius or Golf. And that smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole carpark, smelled like.... ....speed.
One day they're going to ban them.
