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Ever dreamed of taking a Kalashnikov to work?
08-25-2018, 06:08 PM
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Now you can. Fully automatic, and electric powered.
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The Kalashnikov.
For work.
For School.
For summers in the park.
Really. The marketing material writes itself for this one. It'll be popular for the obvious pun alone. The black mask is a low cost option...
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RE: Ever dreamed of taking a Kalashnikov to work?
08-25-2018, 06:28 PM
Honestly, if nothing else, they're being smarter about it than Tesla. This is a car that gets you from A to B. No autopilot or self reinflating tires or whatever.
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RE: Ever dreamed of taking a Kalashnikov to work?
08-25-2018, 06:47 PM
For the record, and a touch off-topic, one of my jobs required me to take a Kalashnikov to work.
Well. To take it, that is, from the arms room in our office building out to our other workplace, the firing range, where we familiarized U.S. soldiers and Marines with the weapons used by potential adversaries. But I think I may have fired more shots with an AK-series rifle than I ever did with an M16.
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RE: Ever dreamed of taking a Kalashnikov to work?
08-25-2018, 07:22 PM
This is everything I would expect from something bearing the Kalishnikov name. Looks (and probably handles) like a Lada, but has over 200 mile range and goes from 0 to 60mph in 6 seconds.
(Yes I'm a filthy American and shifted the measurements to imperial.)
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RE: Ever dreamed of taking a Kalashnikov to work?
08-31-2018, 02:19 PM
But the styling is so obviously Eastern European...
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RE: Ever dreamed of taking a Kalashnikov to work?
08-31-2018, 03:44 PM
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The body shell is not necessarily set in stone - look at the Karmann Ghia, after all. And if they can seriously undercut the price points of the more stylish competition, that alone would be a draw to people who'd like to go electric but can't justify the expense.
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RE: Ever dreamed of taking a Kalashnikov to work?
08-31-2018, 06:26 PM
Trabbies are entertaining in an ironic way. They'll pick up and go solely because of gearing, and 2-stroke torque.
The best way to describe them is as 'honest'. They are what they are, and nothing more. They make no qualms about being special - they just move you from point A to point B and ask for nothing more than maintenance and a little care.
Anyway, it looks like the sort of thing I might enjoy.
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