The Legendary Quote Wall

[Matrix Dragon]

One of the classics.

[NPC] Blood Brother Chopper: No, I didn't call you stupid. I said your comment was an oxymoron. It's a rhetorical figure in which incongruous or contradictory terms are put together. Am I the only one who reads the books we swipe around here?

[Logan Darklighter]

Shizuru, busily gathering data on Bree server's facial-carpet compatibility:  Welcome to our Floor Inspection Tour!

I initially read that as “Shizuru, bustily gathering data...” ;D

[Drenivian]

That would involve a Natsuki being somewhere close...

[Matrix Dragon]

[The Legendary]Vyperpunk: What are you doing?
[The Legendary]Silhouette.: In that case, I'm certainly interested.
[The Legendary]Terrence Knight: Fisting Warriors

[Matrix Dragon]

Adventures in base editing.

Spud: I may have done a bad.
Matrix: Good bad or Bad Bad?
Spud: I can't make the water go away.

[Matrix Dragon]

[Team] Katy Kaboom: Star... you punted him *through* the door.
[Team] Katy Kaboom: There is such a thing as too much knockback, and I say this as someone who invented the Thug-A-Pult.

[Sofaspud]

"You realize we're strip-mining Hell for XP."
"Since when has that stopped us?"

--tonight, during the Virgil Tarikoss strike force

[Wiregeek]

--As a Roman goes catapulting off the wall and flies into the drink. I peer around my laptop to watch it go on Charlie's big screen. Vyper looks up from hers.

"You know, come to think of it, I haven't seen Star Ranger for a while."
"Oh, I ran onto him on the Eyrie boards, he's alive at least."

--Sunday, during an ITF apertif~

[Bob Schroeck]

From a PUG I was in on Sunday. I forgot to save the chat channel, so this is a reconstruction without names:

Player 1: Rikti!
Player 2: Rikti Ricardo?
Player 3: "Lucy: Hey. Home: I am."

[Matrix Dragon]

Over in FFXIV, an Alexander Prime fight suffered a brief hiccup.

Ready your body and soul for divine judgment!
(Alice Romanova) *Plays Pacific Rim Theme*
Alexander: 5 seconds to divine judgment...
Alexander: 4 seconds...
Alexander: 3...
Alexander: 2...
Alexander: 1...
You experience a brief moment of enlightenment.

*Raid Wipe kills everyone except the tanks.*

(Chariot Arcana) use lb3 there XD
(Chariot Arcana) tank lb3
(Indigo VonJenova) Oh, thought you were going to do it
Alexander Prime: You, who would inherit the future... You have proven yourself...worthy.
Alexander Prime: Judgment has been rendered... The verdict of history is...
(Alice Romanova) Ow.
(Qiao' Qiao'Gilgamesh) LOL
(Indigo VonJenova) This is awkward
(Alice Romanova) "WHY DIDN'T YOU STOP THAT?!" "I THOUGHT YOU HAD IT!" "NOOOO!"
(Qiao' Qiao'Gilgamesh) no its fine i was gonna leave it for you but at the same time
(Qiao' Qiao'Gilgamesh) i wasnt sure if it would kill us or not anymore but

*Tanks finally die.*

(Qiao' Qiao'Gilgamesh) ill get it this time
(Qiao' Qiao'Gilgamesh) LOL
(Indigo VonJenova) ahahaha
(Qiao' Qiao'Gilgamesh) mb
Battle commencing in 15 seconds!
(Qiao' Qiao'Gilgamesh)
(Alice Romanova) Were we your science experiment?!
Battle commencing in 10 seconds!
(Qiao' Qiao'Gilgamesh) yes
(Indigo VonJenova) I thought you were because you were main tanking it :') im sorry
(Qiao' Qiao'Gilgamesh) sorry
Battle commencing in 5 seconds!
(Alice Romanova) ... I'm fine with this.
Engage!
Alexander Prime: I am Alexander...the Creator. You...who would prove yourself worthy of your utopia...will be judged.
Alexander Prime: The time of judgment is nigh...
(Indigo VonJenova) You... yeah?
(Qiao' Qiao'Gilgamesh) yeah i
(Alice Romanova) KRONK, PULL THE LEVER!
(Qiao' Qiao'Gilgamesh) i got it this time
(Qiao' Qiao'Gilgamesh) -w-
Ready your body and soul for divine judgment!
Alexander: Executing judgment protocol in 10 seconds...
(Indigo VonJenova) = u= aaah
Alexander: 5 seconds to divine judgment...
Alexander: 4 seconds...
Alexander: 3...
Alexander: 2...
Alexander: 1...
You experience a brief moment of enlightenment.
Alexander Prime: You, who would inherit the future... You have proven yourself...worthy.
(Qiao' Qiao'Gilgamesh) we did it
(Alice Romanova) And all our atoms are where they should be!

[Wiregeek]

"Did someone call for a Deus Ex Machina?"
- Me, crosslogging to Mag to put Nightstar down.

[Matrix Dragon]

"[Limit Break] I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the wrong number that wakes you at 3am..."

[Ebony]

Seen on the LFG channel, during a discussion on powersets:

Tanker: I self-identify as a healer.

[Matrix Dragon]

Running Hess for the WST, no one notices a lack of robots in the first mission... Eventually, we get to the final mission, defeat Arakhan... wait.

[Team] Flashover: (Um, Terr?)
[Team] Vitrify: ((... uh oh.))
[Team] Terrence Knight: (yea?)
[Team] Flashover: (This isn't Hess.)
[Team] Terrence Knight: (oh. Well teach you guys to let me lead. Y'know how often i've run hess?)
[Team] Purrfect Shadow: ((lol))
[Team] Vitrify: ((When he says don't follow him, he MEANS don't follow him!))
[Team] Flashover: (AND YOU STILL GET LOST)
[Team] Flashover: (To be fair though, we followed him for how many missions?)
[Team] Vitrify: ((I claim as defense the fact that Casey is dimensionally displaced, maybe *this* Hess is different than her own?))
[Team] Terrence Knight: (Admittedly I just saw you all standing around moonfire and just assumed her chain was hess for some reason >.>)
[Team] Stellar Striker: (Your first mistake was assuming the dimensionally-displaced teenagers knew what they were doing)
[Team] Flashover: (I mean, we should have caught it when there was no robot factory, but Council Caves all look alike.)
[Team] Flashover: (But then we're looking at 'defeat Arakhn' like 'wait what?')
[Team] Terrence Knight: (Fooooor what its worth I apologize)
[Team] Terrence Knight: (We'll call this a lesson for the gals fromt he future to remember -why- Terr is to not be trusted with finding da way)
[Team] Stellar Striker: (Terrance Hibiki)
[Team] Terrence Knight: (I mean..I've been joking he has that sense of direction ever since the days of Live)

[Terrenceknight]

I still feel kinda guilty, but on the other hand this was a pretty hilarious mistake and lets be real..this is totally a classic Terr move. His hexed sense of direction affects him in mysterious ways!

[Star Ranger4]

ROFL!!!!! Yet, when I *DONT* follow the Terr, I wind up eating floor.

Granted, its that whole Glass Cannon thing, but......

[Matrix Dragon]

23 players come together as one.

(Alice Romanova) Hey, Benet, come and play,

(Benetnasch GrishamJenova) No offense but there are ten trillion things I'd rather be doing than this raid

(Benetnasch GrishamJenova) This raid asks nothing of gameplay skill or ability and just your willingness to sit there button mashing

(Kyehla RozhenGilgamesh) Then why the hell did you que up?

(Benetnasch GrishamJenova) Against enemies with 10 trillion hp

(Alice Romanova) Because he's a butt

Alliance(Bread RollCactuar)) hey C is your bard ok

(Benetnasch GrishamJenova) Because the game doesn't like you just dealing with the grind and getting it out of the way in 1 afternoon

Aliance: ((Alice Romanova)) Nope

(Benetnasch GrishamJenova) And instead expects you to do it once a week like you care

(Benetnasch GrishamJenova) I mean if this is fun for you guys then please enjoy it

Alliance: ((Kyehla RozhenGilgamesh)) No, too busy whining

Alliance: ((Nadia West)) Our bard is just leeching gear

Alliance:((Alice Romanova)) He doesn't wanna do the raid

Alliance:((Ardbert BrowneCactuar)) omg

(Benetnasch GrishamJenova) I just don't enjoy button mashing for 30 minutes straight against enemies with boring mechanics

Alliance:(Kiyone KuramitsuGilgamesh) ya, i cut myself and listen to edgy music too

Alliance:((Alice Romanova)) And waited until we couldn't kick him

Alliance:((Alice Romanova)) To whinge.

Alliance:((Chiruchiru MichiruGilgamesh)) Ah, I guess he just can't do the mechanics here

Alliance:((Ignis RexSiren)) we could wipe and let you kick

Alliance:((Ignis RexSiren)) i don't mind

(Kyehla RozhenGilgamesh) Nobody's forcing you to play. I mean, I'm sure you can spend your $15 on something more meaningful. Xanax maybe?

Alliance:((Rhoe'wo AmariyoGilgamesh)) Wait...Really?

Alliance:((Alice Romanova)) No, he hasn't contribued at all

Alliance:((Alice Romanova)) WIPE

(Benetnasch GrishamJenova) Make whatever judgements you want to make about me to help you sleep better at night

Alliance:((Alice Romanova)) LET US KICK

Alliance:((Omi NiijimaSargatanas)) I'm down

Alliance:((Rhoe'wo AmariyoGilgamesh)) Ye screw that brd

Alliance:((Jam SnowspireSargatanas)) alright

Alliance:((Chiruchiru MichiruGilgamesh)) sure

Alliance:((Ardbert BrowneCactuar)) wig

Alliance:Zebra ZecksSargatanas: We are down

Alliance:((Ardbert BrowneCactuar)) hit me slime mommy

Alliance:((Ignis RexSiren)) LMAO "WIG"

Alliance:((Ignis RexSiren)) YAAAAAS

Alliance:((Kiyone KuramitsuGilgamesh)) o.o

Alliance:((Rhoe'wo AmariyoGilgamesh)) Now this is true teamwork

The bridge is no longer sealed!

Alliance:((R'thuban TiaSiren)) 　　　／￣￣￣＼

Alliance:((Chiruchiru MichiruGilgamesh)) this is what we call an Alliance Wipe

Alliance:((R'thuban TiaSiren)) 　  </　。＿＿＿ )  whale

Alliance:((R'thuban TiaSiren)) 　　/　 ／　　 ／  goodbye

Vote dismiss commenced.

Alliance:((R'thuban TiaSiren)) )ヽ/とノ　　  /つ      bard

Alliance:((R'thuban TiaSiren)) ﾒノ＼＿＿＿／

Alliance:((Ardbert BrowneCactuar)) gettem C

Alliance:((Ignis RexSiren)) all yours guys

Alliance:((Ignis RexSiren)) and gals

Alliance:((Ignis RexSiren)) and w/e

Alliance:((Zebra ZecksSargatanas)) lol

A party member has been dismissed.

Alliance:((Alice Romanova)) Thank you all

Alliance:((Ardbert BrowneCactuar)) hot

Alliance:((Jam SnowspireSargatanas)) lmao

Alliance:((Rhoe'wo AmariyoGilgamesh)) Gg

Alliance:((Chiruchiru MichiruGilgamesh)) GG everyone we did it

Alliance:((Bread RollCactuar)) justice

Alliance:((Omi NiijimaSargatanas)) SAYONARA LOL

Alliance:((Zebra ZecksSargatanas)) lmao

Alliance:((Nadia West)) You guys are the best

Alliance:((Alice Romanova)) He's gone

Alliance:((Ignis RexSiren)) <3

Alliance:((Bread RollCactuar)) death to da stormcloaks

Alliance:((Ignis RexSiren)) leechers can just get their time wasted

Alliance:((Rhoe'wo AmariyoGilgamesh)) Real boss defeated

Alliance:((Victoria Valyntara)) Gonna have a nice report in their future too.

Alliance:(Kyehla RozhenGilgamesh) Never seen anyone like that before

Alliance:((Chiruchiru MichiruGilgamesh)) we beat the final boss of FF14 - Leecher the Immaculate

Alliance:((Ignis RexSiren)) fr stormcloaks are whiners

Alliance:((Alice Romanova)) Someone's gonna get it at the end

Omi NiijimaSargatanas celebrates victory.

Alliance:((Victoria Valyntara)) Cause they straight up admitted what they were doing in party chat.

Chiruchiru MichiruGilgamesh lets out a cheer.

(Rivienne Naturus) Welcome to the quickest puppet's ever Baz

(Alice Romanova)) Thank you all

(Alice Romanova) Baz, youre replacing a wipe

Compound 2P: Brea...k...

The bridge is sealed off!

(Baz Carrymeh) ohh

[Drenivian]

I swear, the more i hear about your hijinks on FF14 the more i kinda wanna jump on your server

[Matrix Dragon]

Crystal Mission in ITF, Terr and Temporal Fault wandered off away from the group and triggered a... few... ambushes.

[Team] Flashover: Hey Terr, are you noticing a lack of ambushes over there?
[Team] Astral Stalker: Faaaaaaaaaack
[Team] Astral Flare: My pom poms!
[Team] Terrence Knight: Ah..now that yo mention it.
[Team] Astral Flare: ... and everything *else*, ow
[Team] Terrence Knight: on my way back.
[Team] Flashover: BECAUSE WE SURE DIDN'T

[Terrenceknight]

Romans:Their meat shield is away! Get the squishies!

Really though you'd think the ambushes would home in on the person busting the crystals..

[Matrix Dragon]

[Team] Knowing Shadow: (And YOU were the target!)
[Team] Iron Sabre: [Nah. Not nearly enough running away if your health dropped.]
[Team] Anonymous Citizen: (S'fine! I learned well. I learned to DOOOOODGE)
[Team] Anonymous Citizen: (honestly tho. I'd be highly entertained if I get dunked due to friendly fire)

*I get confused, alt target to the hero next to me...*

[Team] Knowing Shadow: Moyasu gets your amusement instead, it seems
[Team] Skydive: [I went to fire off my energy transfer, and transferred it to Uni]
[Team] Defibrillator.: ... why does Moyasu look like she was just hit by a dump truck? What did I miss?
[Team] Anonymous Citizen: (whoooops)
[Team] Knowing Shadow: Ask the catgirl
[Team] Skydive: I punched wrong.
[Team] Anonymous Citizen: (..i'm suddenly very glad i'm overspecced for defense >.>)

[Terrenceknight]

Yeah not going to lie Crey having a mob that can toss around confusions which isn't resisted by many armor sets sure adds a certain level of uhh..spice to the Manticore TF!

Edit:To satisfy my own curiosity I looked up what Tank sets at least offer confuse protection. Shield Def, Super ref, Stone armor and Willpower.

[Dark Seraph]

From a PPD officer in Buzzsaw's arc.
[NPC] Captain Reynolds: We can't lose...
[NPC] Captain Reynolds: We're too... damn...
[NPC] Captain Reynolds: ...pretty.

[Dark Seraph]

[Team] Gehirngeist: Mother can eat all of my ass.
[Team] Miss Canadah: freud wants a word
[Team] Gehirngeist: I know what I said!