24 Hours to Solve Crossovers That Should Not Be

[drakensis]

So, Chaldea has saved the world with their hidden project from their base on Antarctica. Admittedly, the side-effects may have involved accidentally... um, accidentallying Antarctica and flooding a good part of the world. But they saved most of humanity... more than half, anyway. Well, it's hard to get an exact count. Particularly as much of their super-secret base was at ground zero and thus the organisation did not survive - scattered members, sure. But Chaldea itself is gone.

And apparently a massive worldwide tsunami and a lot of flooding shook up a lot of magus households. Often by hammering them flat by so much water that their defences laughed ironically and collapsed, killing magi and leaving only a few of their most secure vaults of back-up notes, archives and tools. Some of which has since fallen into questionable hands.

Well, it was previously in the hands of magus families, so more questionable hands.

Such as, for example, notes on how to create homunculi, create giant golems and summon ancient heroes to fight a war that results in someone having any wish at all granted.

Thus a circle of seven powerful men form a cabal to pool their resources to create this ritual and grant their wish to be immortal rulers of the world. There is no more than the usual amount of backstabbery going on so they decide to appoint an overseer for this ritual, a man disinterested in anything since the loss of his wife, to the point he even sent his only child away.

Surely there is no way that anything can affect their ritual, buried in a mammoth cavern under Tokyo-3 (it was called Fuyuki before a 50m high wall of water flattened the site) and no way that a man driven mad by grief for his wife could possibly wish to subvert a ritual that grants any wish at all.

...what's that you say? Giant monsters are rising up to attack the ritual site, forcing the deployment of gigantic flesh golems to fight them?

Uh... well according to these scrolls recovered from a magus family based near the Dead Sea, there are these things called Counter-Guardians... Maybe? Possibly? We don't actually know...

Just focus on completing the ritual, Director Ikari. And then everything will be fine...

[classicdrogn]

Kinda thinking that Should Be, myself... and I loathe Evangelion.

[batzulger]

So, Chaldea has saved the world with their hidden project from their base on Antarctica. Admittedly, the side-effects may have involved accidentally... um, accidentallying Antarctica and flooding a good part of the world. But they saved most of humanity... more than half, anyway. Well, it's hard to get an exact count. Particularly as much of their super-secret base was at ground zero and thus the organisation did not survive - scattered members, sure. But Chaldea itself is gone.

And apparently a massive worldwide tsunami and a lot of flooding shook up a lot of magus households. Often by hammering them flat by so much water that their defences laughed ironically and collapsed, killing magi and leaving only a few of their most secure vaults of back-up notes, archives and tools. Some of which has since fallen into questionable hands.

Well, it was previously in the hands of magus families, so more questionable hands.

Such as, for example, notes on how to create homunculi, create giant golems and summon ancient heroes to fight a war that results in someone having any wish at all granted.

Thus a circle of seven powerful men form a cabal to pool their resources to create this ritual and grant their wish to be immortal rulers of the world. There is no more than the usual amount of backstabbery going on so they decide to appoint an overseer for this ritual, a man disinterested in anything since the loss of his wife, to the point he even sent his only child away.

Surely there is no way that anything can affect their ritual, buried in a mammoth cavern under Tokyo-3 (it was called Fuyuki before a 50m high wall of water flattened the site) and no way that a man driven mad by grief for his wife could possibly wish to subvert a ritual that grants any wish at all.

...what's that you say? Giant monsters are rising up to attack the ritual site, forcing the deployment of gigantic flesh golems to fight them?

Uh... well according to these scrolls recovered from a magus family based near the Dead Sea, there are these things called Counter-Guardians... Maybe? Possibly? We don't actually know...

Just focus on completing the ritual, Director Ikari. And then everything will be fine...

So what is the crossover here? Evangelion and what?

[classicdrogn]

So what is the crossover here? Evangelion and what?

Fate/Grand Order, I think. Definitely Fate/whichever with the magus families and heroic spirits summoned for a wish-granting ritual and so on.

[robkelk]

We've secretly replaced Fritz Lang with Friz Freleng, and vice-versa. Let's see what happens to their movies.

[Ebony]

We've secretly replaced Fritz Lang with Friz Freleng, and vice-versa. Let's see what happens to their movies.

Add the stories of Fritz Lieber, for more fun.

[itsune9tl]

I'll throw in Fritz the Cat just to add Witty and sarcastic commentary.

[ECSNorway]

Speaking of Fate/Eva crosses....

We've replaced Shinji Ikari with Shinji Matou. Which of the girls is going to kill him first?

[robkelk]

Couldn't happen to a more deserving guy.

But enough about Fate/Eva crosses - how about a Nanoha/Eva cross? (rimshot)

[classicdrogn]

Does his fuckery get in the way of The Scenario? Then Rei, because there is absolutely no chance Matou could pull her away from Gendo.

[robkelk]

We're Knights of the Old Republic
We dance whenever we like

On second thought, let us not go to Coruscant...

[classicdrogn]

On their sixteenth birthdays, we've secretly switched Taylor Hebert and Luna Lovegood. Who is in for the bigger surprise, the Potterverse or Earth Bet?

[robkelk]

"Da chocobo! Da chocobo!"
- the first line of every episode of Final Fantasy Island

[robkelk]

Dance your cares away,
Turkey's for another day.
Let the music play,
Down at Plymouth Rock...

[robkelk]

We've secretly replaced Luna Lovegood with Luna Inverse. Let's see whether she "loses" any more of her possessions...

[hazard]

Shall we first check if there's a Hogwarts left at the end of the first episode?

[robkelk]

She's a green-haired gondolier. He's an indestructible gelatinous mass. They fight crime, in Alice and B.O.B.

[Bob Schroeck]

Sometimes, Rob, it's just too easy to see what pages you've last been reading on ATT. <grin>

[DHBirr]

She's a green-haired gondolier. He's an indestructible gelatinous mass. They fight crime, in Alice and B.O.B.

My Chaotic Evil side seizing control, I have to ask:  Can we replace "They fight crime" with, "Together, they commit crimes"?

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Big Brother is watching you ... and damn, you are so bloody BORING.

[jonathanlennox]

She's a green-haired gondolier. He's an indestructible gelatinous mass. They fight crime, in Alice and B.O.B.

My Chaotic Evil side seizing control, I have to ask:  Can we replace "They fight crime" with, "Together, they commit crimes"?

As long as they're exchanging encrypted messages.

[robkelk]

We've secretly replaced Son Goku's Flying Nimbus with Harry Potter's Nimbus 2000. Let's see whether anyone notices.

[Bob Schroeck]

I hear they're thinking about a crossover/reboot show for next season, starring one of the guys from Gilligan's Island and Fran Drescher.

They're going to call it The Nanny and The Professor.

[Bob Schroeck]

Lie Ren and Stimpy

[classicdrogn]

Those two are the easygoing ones, actually - it's the other end of the secret switch I'd be afraid of, with Nora and Ren Hoek's manic energy egging each other on.

Though Stimpy saying, "Duh, let's break his knees, Ren!" is going to be stuck in my head for good now, thanks much.

[robkelk]

We've secretly replaced Hestia from Percy Jackson & the Olympians with Hestia from Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon?, and vice-versa. Let's see who doesn't notice.