(filk) Hey Dood by The Prinnies

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Hey Dood / The Prinnies

Hey dood, don't make us work
Or fight too hard, or, or explo-o-ode
Just give us a fresh sardine every day
Per week's okay... per month? Aw, dood.

Hey dood, don't pick us up
We're made out of knives, bombs, and leather
If you throw us you know we will explode
and blast shrapnel at least two squares, dood

We cook and clean for tiny pay, but dood, someday
We'll pay off the debt that's on our shoulders
And then we know that sometime soon
a crimson moon
will let us reincarnate, no more your soldiers

Hey dood, yeah we were bad
in life but now we're repentant sinners
Lord Valvatorez put discipline in our hearts
Fear of him's a start at acting better

So wave and dance and do a spin, hey dood, we win
How many more levels did we gain now?
Whatever, it's still not enough, 'cause dood, Baal's tough
even with some fire support from Pringer

Hey dood, this song's not bad
It's an anthem for all us prinnies
Remember, there's human souls in our hide
before you decide to throw us
Prinnies prinnies prinnies prinnies prinnies prinnies, oh!

Na na na nananana, nannana, hey dood...
Na na na nananana, nannana, hey dood...
(Dood, dood, dood dood dood dood!)
Na na na nananana, nannana, hey dood...
Na na na nananana, nannana, hey dood...
(fade out)