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07-18-2022, 06:12 PM
Okay, I'm getting tired. I typed the phrase "Has direct flights to Narita" (about Vancouver International Airport), and on proofreading read "Has direct flights to Narnia"...
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07-19-2022, 06:05 PM
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Natsuki Sasahara accidentally opens yet another time portal -- this time, she grabs three students from Hogwarts...
Yes, it's a HP/ HP crossover.
EDIT: Turn it into a game so you can track everybody's HP totals.
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07-20-2022, 07:14 AM
...they have lunch in London and put HP Sauce on everything?
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07-21-2022, 12:22 AM
The Legend of Gweepy Hollow
I'm not sure who would star here. Ikebana Crane? Kaban Crane?
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07-21-2022, 01:18 AM
I was recently struck by how much SG-1 resembles the Fantastic Four with the Reed's Sue's and Johnny skills and personalities switched around.
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07-21-2022, 05:12 AM
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Ahem
Doc Jackson's there to translate
Sam's brains are outta sight
O'Neill has the Ancient gene
and Teal'c just loves to fight
e: there's not a lot more lyrics to that theme, actually... maybe a line or two, but I can't remember clearly enough to filk them. Something about an adventure in space to start, Torch's VA interjecting with something and the singer saying "That's ungrammatical!" before continuing (Which also fits for O'Neill, even if it's just "Yasureyoubetcha," then this part and the "call for four, fantastic four!" line that repeats a few times before the end. The mid-90s were a dark age for cartoon music...
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08-02-2022, 03:25 PM
She can control bugs, but only at night.
She is the one called Taylor Moon.
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08-02-2022, 03:33 PM
"Fighting evil by moonlight
Dodging bullies by daylight..."
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08-04-2022, 01:00 PM
Sesame Street presents The Rose of Versailles.
"Oscar!"
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08-04-2022, 03:59 PM
Wrong Kira.
You gave a Death Note to Kira Nerys?
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08-04-2022, 07:42 PM
... and not to a disguised Terpsichore at Xanadu?
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08-08-2022, 08:33 AM
(08-08-2022, 07:56 AM)In Crossovers That Should Be, Matrix Dragon Wrote: Priss Asagiri as Mylenes Jenius' mentor in the ways of rock. Macross 7 just got a lot more interesting.
Change the mentor, change the idea from Should to Should Not:
Ritsu Tainaka as Mylenes Jenius' mentor in the ways of rock.
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08-11-2022, 08:09 AM
Neon Genesis Sword Art: NERVgear
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08-11-2022, 08:30 AM
Attack on Titan A.E.
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08-11-2022, 08:31 AM
(08-11-2022, 08:09 AM)robkelk Wrote: Neon Genesis Sword Art: NERVgear
Actually, there's a seed of a great story there... where Third Impact could be triggered by forcing a critical number of human minds into a gestalt that then crosses some kind of threshold and sets off a domino effect...
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08-11-2022, 10:22 AM
(08-08-2022, 08:33 AM)robkelk Wrote: (08-08-2022, 07:56 AM)In Crossovers That Should Be, Matrix Dragon Wrote: Priss Asagiri as Mylenes Jenius' mentor in the ways of rock. Macross 7 just got a lot more interesting.
Change the mentor, change the idea from Should to Should Not:
Ritsu Tainaka as Mylenes Jenius' mentor in the ways of rock.
... Nah, adorable enough I'll allow it!
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08-25-2022, 06:21 PM
For the record:
You lot are sad, twisted individuals and I bow before you in Awe.
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09-04-2022, 11:26 AM
Plan 9 From Outer Space/The Room.
That's right, we're crossing over two of the most (in)famous "So Bad, They're Good" movies ever!
Anyone want to guess as to how this one might go?
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09-04-2022, 04:49 PM
(09-04-2022, 11:26 AM)Tennie Wrote: Plan 9 From Outer Space/The Room.
That's right, we're crossing over two of the most (in)famous "So Bad, They're Good" movies ever!
Anyone want to guess as to how this one might go?
Emperor Turhan: How will this end?
Kosh Naranek: In fire.
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09-12-2022, 01:49 PM
He races by night, to keep the roads safe for normal humans.
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09-18-2022, 08:58 AM
The first meeting of Yui Hirasawa and Azusa Shiratori:
"You're so cuuuuuuuuuuute!!!"
Spoken in unison.
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09-18-2022, 04:23 PM
NERV's Central Dogma gets two new employees: Bartleby and Loki.
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09-21-2022, 06:07 AM
"In the name of the original, I'll punish you, announces Tsukino 10032."
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09-22-2022, 04:48 PM
"It's a simple application of Sakurai Theory. She can become a powerful warrior simply by singing to the armor."
"And you gave it to Yomi? We're screwed."
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09-28-2022, 07:14 PM
We've secretly replaced Lucius Fox with Lucius Malfoy. Let's see who notices.
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