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Quote:M Fnord wrote:
"You see the Loon's head on eBay, you Buy Now and ask questions later, I suppose."
He sighed, pinched the bridge of his nose, and replied, "That may have been well and good, but having it then drop-shipped to Bob Schroeck was in very poor taste. I don't care that it was actually made of colored chocolate and raspberry gel filling."
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"Mal? It's Haruhi. Just thought you should be aware that the weakly-godlike AI you think I don't know about just made a new friend. Called Siri... Yes, that's exactly what I mean. I'll get the ball rolling on the con t-shirts."
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How in the nine hells did GLADOS have kids?
Who cares, what I want to know is why they look like Q-bert
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"Hello, my baby, hello, my honey, hello my ragtime gal..."
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.
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"Honey, does this Great Justice uniform make me look fat?"
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them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
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"Shouldn't we wait for the Magnificent Midnight?"
"Rhodes? Where we're going, we don't need ... Rhodes."
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- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012
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Plugging away at The Westerosi I came up with this little riff...
"Dear diary, today I rescued a prince, won the admiration of a princess, made an evil queen look foolish, probably started a war and tore a hole in the Prime Directive so big I could fly the Enterprise through it. All I need now is an evil computer to talk to death and I qualify for the Captain Kirk merit badge. Dad will be so proud."
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"No matter how brilliant the Mad, a 9mm FMJ slug between the eyes will seriously cramp his or her style. The Professor owes his long and distinguished career, and indeed his continued existence, to never quite riding the blue hair train past the point where he forgets this."
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M Fnord Wrote:Plugging away at The Westerosi I came up with this little riff...
"Dear diary, today I rescued a prince, won the admiration of a princess, made an evil queen look foolish, probably started a war and tore a hole in the Prime Directive so big I could fly the Enterprise through it. All I need now is an evil computer to talk to death and I qualify for the Captain Kirk merit badge. Dad will be so proud." I actually pictured that was maybe reading it like that scene from firefly. I'm such a browncoat.
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It does read as a Mal scene doesn't it
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That was a typo my part, I meant Jayne. 
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Another Westerosi line:
"Mom always said I did better when I had an impossible task to focus on. So why not? Look out you Forerunner bastards, the Reclaimer is coming!"
(I might even have enough to start posting the thing soon!)
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"It' one light year to Chicago, Its very dark in here, we are wearing light amp googles, There are 501 cloned stormtroopers in front of us, Lets dance!"
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Elrond: "Boskonian Nazis."
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(This one's for Dartz, for bringing this masterpiece of Irish humour to my attention.)
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Irish humour is not like American humour. Irish humour has knives in it.
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"Pavel Ivanov. You are charged before this military tribunal with negligence on duty, endangerment of state security, and 7 Billion counts of reckless endangerment of human lives. How do you plead?"
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"Because you will not get it done if you put it off until there's nothing else to do: there will always be something else to do." My life in a cautionary tale, I finish to myself.
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"Being told to be 'open minded' about something is usually a code for 'you're not going to like this, but I want to subject you to it anyway'. Conversely, being told that you are 'closed-minded' is generally a means of asserting that 'I don't like the fact that you're proving me wrong, so I will pretend that your failure to agree with my argument is a philosophical deficiency'." - RationalWiki
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Getting smashed drunk on whiskey and getting into an argumet with a jobsworth consec is a fine tradition for Irish conventions. I just brought it to fenspace is all.... hiccup.
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Overheard in the Cyberdyne retail shop:Random Guy: *too loud* "Oi, where the hell is my finger?!"
Random Guy's Friend *also too loud*: "I shoved it in my backseat!"
*all conversations quiet and people turn to stare*
Random Guy: *glares at friend*
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Three quotes, one pastiche:
"Leave the handwavium. Take the cannoli."
"On Stellvia, women are more dangerous than shotguns."
"Thank you for the dinner and a very pleasant evening. Have your car take me to the spaceport. Ms Clay is a woman who insists on hearing bad news at once."
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