I'd almost suspect Gryphon was responsible for this...

[Logan Darklighter]

And if he isn't, he at least ought to know, just so that he can appreciate the - dare I say it? - The GONZO humor of this character!
Paging Hunter Thompson, your Doctor is on the line. He's got the new batch of prescriptions you ordered...


Yes - this is on Virtue server. I'm sorry to say I didn't get a full screenshot. But trust me, the rest of his outfit does the portrait justice and then some. I'd LOVE to team with this guy! After all, the first hit is free!-Logan
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"Wake up! Time for SCIENCE!"
-Adam Savage
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[Bob Schroeck]

You know, in the extremely unlikely event he's not a member of a supergroup yet, we should recruit him. He'd fit right in with us.
-- Bob
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...The President is on the line
As ninety-nine crab rangoons go by...