Got this in my email today....

[Sweno]

Well this is more badges to whore a few of my characters out for

it sounds like they are making it more than just the trick-or-treat /GM hunt that it has been in the past
-Terry
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"so listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing to happen to you today"
TF2: Spy

[Vyperpunk]

Awa hell.

Guess I'll be dusting off a few of my 50s next week.

CURSED BADGE WHOREDOME!

[Baseload]

Well, Sil's gonna need to come out and snag some more badges, that's a definite.

[Bob Schroeck]

Likewise Evangelia...
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.

[Ankhani]

Mmmmmm Badges. Emet likes badges. Badges are shiny.
---

The Master said: "It is all in vain! I have never yet seen a man who can perceive his own faults and bring the charge home against himself."

>Analects: Book V, Chaper XXVI

[Sofaspud]

... I think Amber needs to make Emet bigger, just so she has room to hang all the badges on him.

"AAAAH! What's THAT?!"

"What, the giant walking badge pile?"

"... oh."

"Hi Emet!"

--sofaspud
--"Listening to your kid is the audio equivalent of a Salvador Dali painting, Spud." --OpMegs

[dark seraph]

well, Looks Like DS and Gir have some farming to do.

Gir: and we can also knock on doors and get candy?

DS: yeah

Gir: WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME THIS? XD

[OpMegs]

A quick checklist, for those who're doing this for the first time and those who've forgotten exact numbers since last year.

Buster Badge



You have defeated 20 ghosts, spirits who have not rested since their original death.

Dead Head Badge



You have defeated 50 zombies, the walking flesh of the recently dead.

Hunter Badge



You have defeated 20 of the nefarious Vampires who rose from their graves on Halloween.

Malleus Badge



You have defeated 75 witches, sorcerous crones who use dark magicks.

Shifter Badge



You have defeated 15 werewolves, supernatural creatures created through the disease of lycanthropy.

Ghost Touched Badge



You have defeated 20 of the Unseelie Court.

Hallow Spirit Badge



You have helped defeat a manifestation of Eochai, king of the Fir Bolg.

Iron Warrior Badge



You have defeated the Halloween Jack in Irons.

Glimpsed the Abyss Badge



You've taken down 100 Zombie Minions, showing you have Glimpsed the Abyss.

Safety in Numbers Badge



You've taken out 33 Zombie Lieutenants, proving that there is Safety in Numbers.

Evil's Resident Badge



You've defeated 25 Zombie Bosses, making your place of occupation a Home of the Dead!

Apocalypse Survivor Badge



You've helped take down a Zombie Elite, showing you are an Apocalypse Survivor!

And finally, this year's new event badges.

Dark Fiend Badge



Your contribution in destroying the otherworldly Mystic Banners proved to be key in thwarting the diabolic schemes of the mysterious Dark Fiends.

Monster Masher Badge



You helped thwart the schemes of the horrifying Abominations by destroying their Mystic Banner.

Terror Badge



The legions of terrible spectral fiends that guarded their Mystic Banner were no match for you.

Hell Hath No Fury Badge



You've helped thwart the plans of the enigmatic 'Women Scorned' by destroying their ritualistic Mystic Banners.

Monstrous Badge



The colossal Aspect of the Mystic Banner proved to be no match for your might.

Hell and Back Badge



You've endured the spells of witches, the might of mishapen abominations, the ghostly touch of spectral terrors and the schemes of the supernatural
fiends earning yourself this Accolade.
---
"Oh, silver blade, forged in the depths of the beyond. Heed my summons and purge those who stand in my way. Lay
waste."

[Acyl]

Syndesis: 'ey, new badges. Awesome. I'm totally gettin' those.
Space Mage: (quietly) Errrrrr...really, Miz Syn? I didn't think you'd...I mean, you're not like...I didn't know you did...I mean...
Syndesis: Eh? Somethin' wrong wit' me badgin'? Ain't allowed or somethin'?
Space Mage: (hurridly) N-n-no, t-that's not what I meant! I mean, um, collecting badges is like...uh...a sorta harmless peaceful hobby...thing. Whereas you, ahhh...really like violence? Um. And stuff.
Syndesis: Oh. Yeah, I gotcha. Mmm...'kay, see, 's like this. Badges are meant ta be collected and worn, right? Displayed and all, yeah?
Space Mage: Yes?
Syndesis: So they're bein' worn by folks in combat, mmkay?
Space Mage: Ye-eeeees?
Syndesis: So badges need ta be hard n' indestructable-like, 'else they'd break. So the city makes 'em out of impervium alloy.
Space Mage: Right...
Syndesis: Which means they're freakin' awesome as punch reinforcers.
Space Mage: (wide-eyed)) ...
Syndesis: See, when yer throwin' a punch at, wot, just under t'speed o' sound...normal brass knucks just ain't up ta t' challenge.
Space Mage: ...
Syndesis: I mean, yeah, I s'pose I could get somethin' custom-made fer my fists, maybe. But hey, badges are free. Times are tough, y'know? Gotta save money.
Space Mage: ...
Syndesis: 'cides, some o' these badge things have really funky patterns n' symbols n' everythin'. So if yer strap 'em to yer hands, like, it makes really awesome lacerations when yer punch people inna face.
Space Mage: I...see.
Syndesis: Yeah, yeah, I know Mythbusters says yer can't really make t' impression o' a skull on someone's face by punchin' 'em with a skull-shaped ring n' stuff...
Space Mage: (quietly) M...m...meep...
Syndesis: (happily) ...but I'm thinkin' they were testin' on normal human flesh, right? Thing is, see, zombie flesh is a different story - elasticity n' skin tension's all off, ya? So right now we've got zombies, n' we've got badges...TOTALLY time fer some empirical testin'!
Space Mage: (starts inching away from Syn) ...
-- Acyl

[Baseload]

Holy....

That's alot of badges.

[Ankhani]

The last 6 are the new badges. The First 8 are from the normal Halloween stuff, and the 4 in the middle are from the Zombie Attacks.
---

The Master said: "It is all in vain! I have never yet seen a man who can perceive his own faults and bring the charge home against himself."

>Analects: Book V, Chaper XXVI

[OpMegs]

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