Everyone in range shrinks to be three to four feet tall and gains a suit of archaic armor - but to compensate, they are provided with a giant warhamster to ride.
Why? 'Cause they're all part of the Gnomish Space Marines. Also, any non-enchanted gadget they may have will break about half the time tey try to use it, and explode in the breaking one time in four.
Perhaps you prefer martial artist chickens? Try the Ray Stevens song linked from this page.
Or, maybe you're in a situation that's on the fishy side?
Bah. I still can't rmemeber the song I actually linked to the board to post about, jammit.
- CD
What, you think Samuel L. Jackson isn't going to survive the zombie apocalypse?
SERVO: Loook *deeeeply* into my eyes... Tell me, what do you see?
CROW: (hypnotized) A twisted man who wants to inflict his pain upon others.
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"Anko, what you do in your free time is your own choice. Use it wisely. And if you do not use it wisely, make sure you thoroughly enjoy whatever unwise thing you are doing." - HymnOfRagnorok as Orochimaru at SpaceBattles
woot Med. Eng., verb, 1st & 3rd pers. prsnt. sg. know, knows
Why? 'Cause they're all part of the Gnomish Space Marines. Also, any non-enchanted gadget they may have will break about half the time tey try to use it, and explode in the breaking one time in four.
Perhaps you prefer martial artist chickens? Try the Ray Stevens song linked from this page.
Or, maybe you're in a situation that's on the fishy side?
Bah. I still can't rmemeber the song I actually linked to the board to post about, jammit.
- CD
What, you think Samuel L. Jackson isn't going to survive the zombie apocalypse?
SERVO: Loook *deeeeply* into my eyes... Tell me, what do you see?
CROW: (hypnotized) A twisted man who wants to inflict his pain upon others.
--
"Anko, what you do in your free time is your own choice. Use it wisely. And if you do not use it wisely, make sure you thoroughly enjoy whatever unwise thing you are doing." - HymnOfRagnorok as Orochimaru at SpaceBattles
woot Med. Eng., verb, 1st & 3rd pers. prsnt. sg. know, knows