This sounds familiar...

[M Fnord]

So Marvel's new Spider-Gwen universe just revealed their version of Captain America, and she's got an interesting backstory...



I'm thinking a DW crossover may be necessary.
Mr. Fnord interdimensional man of mystery

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"I. Drink. Your. NERDRAGE!"

[Bob Schroeck]

Hmmmm....
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.

[Norgarth]

*chuckles* that last line under Weapons/Equipment. 8)
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