Crossovers That Should Not Be 3, Son of Crossovers!

[ECSNorway]

From a post I dropped into a thread on RPGNet...

The Midichlorians: Avatar of Nyarlathotep.--
"I give you the beautiful... the talented... the tirelessly atomic-powered...
R!
DOROTHY!
WAYNERIGHT!
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Sucrose Octanitrate.
Proof positive that with sufficient motivation, you can make anything explode.

[Bluemage]

R'lyehvania.

So, are the vampires going insane?--------------------
I'll snap your neck like a tomato!

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My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Atom Bomb of Courteous Debate. Get yours.

I've been writing a bit.

[Xenoproctologist]

-Esque-Kafka -flowne
Although...would we necessarily notice the difference?

[Kokuten]

Narutard, a special education anime?Wire Geek - Burning the weak and trampling the dead since 1979Wire Geek - Burning the weak and trampling the dead since 1979

[Sirrocco]

The Naruto Movie: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut.
"Blame Konoha!"
...and, of course, the touching bedroom scene between Orochimaru and Satan.

[WengFook]

Sirocco wrote:

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...and, of course, the touching bedroom scene between Orochimaru and Satan.

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Thats a crossover that should not be right there... a DBZ and Naruto cross, Orochimaru and Mr. Satan.... or for some reason orochimaru wants Satan as his next body :S
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We're definitely playing this game wrong. I thought Vampire was supposed to be a game of personal horror, not about ninja magic-carpet airstrikes at night.
- A friend after playing a session of Dark Ages Vampire.
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away. THERE IS ONLY WAR!
-Same friend.
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Take Your Candle, Go Light Your World.

[Bluemage]

He got taken in by all the good press, of course!
Although, if you think about it, Saiyans have a heckuva Bloodline...--------------------
I'll snap your neck like a tomato!

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My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Atom Bomb of Courteous Debate. Get yours.

I've been writing a bit.

[Norgarth]

odd thought that occured to me as I was waking up this morning.
When young Harry Potter starts causing odd things to happen, Vernon tries to get rid of the boy by giving him to a 'religious cult' (in vernon's opinion).
When Hagrid comes to get Harry for the first time he finds a rather different boy. Harry, Krishna. __________________
I bet that if you cooked an elephant, you'd have a lot of leftovers.
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"I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific." - George Carlin

[robkelk]

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Vernon tries to get rid of the boy

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I read that as "Venom tries to get rid of the boy", and was wondering when the Death Eaters became Marvel characters and vice-versa...

-Rob Kelk
"Read Or Die: not so much a title as a way of life." - Justin Palmer, 6 June 2007
--
Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012

[ECSNorway]

All three vessels having miraculously survived the misfold to Plutonian orbit, the SDF-1 Macross links up with what will become its companions in its miraculous journey home.
The United States Air Force vessels Prometheus (BC-303) and Daedalus (BC-304).--
"I give you the beautiful... the talented... the tirelessly atomic-powered...
R!
DOROTHY!
WAYNERIGHT!
--
Sucrose Octanitrate.
Proof positive that with sufficient motivation, you can make anything explode.

[WengFook]

It seem like its a day fr misreading stuff As I somehow translated the above into USS Prometheus and USS Daedalus..._______________________________
We're definitely playing this game wrong. I thought Vampire was supposed to be a game of personal horror, not about ninja magic-carpet airstrikes at night.
- A friend after playing a session of Dark Ages Vampire.
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away. THERE IS ONLY WAR!
-Same friend.
_________________________________
Take Your Candle, Go Light Your World.

[robkelk]

We're all familiar with the "fake movie trailer" style of anime music video...
So, which concept is worse: When Hare Met Guu (Hare+Guu, When Harry Met Sally) or Gain and Gainer (Overman King Gainer, Dumb and Dumber)?

-Rob Kelk
"Read Or Die: not so much a title as a way of life." - Justin Palmer, 6 June 2007
--
Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012

[Sirrocco]

The four horsemen of the aporncalypse
- Happosai - the first, the eternal lechery of old men, who came before all the others, and will surely endure once all else has crumbled into dust (though not necessarily by all that long)
- Ataru Moroboshi, the second, the luckless but exuberant lechery of young men, always pursuing the moment with no thought for patience, prudence, or probability.
- Ryo Saeba, the fourth, the lechery that is a weakness to all women. It is the fatal flaw in men of profound skill and talent who can be undone by any pretty face or shapely body that winks at them
- and, of course, Lupin, the third.

[Bob Schroeck]

Xander Harris meets his east-coast relatives, Zonker and Zipper...

-- Bob
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The Internet Is For Norns.

[bmull]

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Xander Harris meets his east-coast relatives, Zonker and Zipper...

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Bob, you sure you really didn't want to post in the "Crossover bunnies that SHOULD be" thread? Can't you just see Zonker giving vampires some of his famous brownies to help them out with their condition? Of course, you'd have to worry about the munchies! ^_^

[Kokuten]

Xander Harris, Xander Cage..
I can see XXX kicking the piss out of buffy-xander, and totally stealing the chick.
boy howdy wouldn't that piss angel and spike off. Wire Geek - Burning the weak and trampling the dead since 1979Wire Geek - Burning the weak and trampling the dead since 1979

[Bob Schroeck]

So, how do you build the link based just on similar first names? Make them the same person, somehow?

-- Bob
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The Internet Is For Norns.

[robkelk]

Nah, it's obviously a crossover with my previously-mentioned xXxHolic - Cage has been sent to the Buffyverse for some reason.

(Oh, yes... copying an idea from "Warewolf" over on Usenet: Calvinball Z.)

-Rob Kelk
"Read Or Die: not so much a title as a way of life." - Justin Palmer, 6 June 2007
--
Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012

[Bob Schroeck]

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Calvinball Z

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Yeek.
The idea of Calvin the Supersayajin... (or however it's spelled)
Yeek.

-- Bob
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The Internet Is For Norns.

[Bluemage]

I was just reading a Potterfic that spent a bit of time talking about how Wizarding trunks and tents were, in the author's words, 'dimensionally trancendental', with the upshot being that they were bigger on the inside than the outside.
Yeah, we all know that, but the phrase 'bigger on the inside than the outside', in close proximity to the concept of Misuse of Muggle Artifacts, got me thinking: could wizards build a TARDIS, or some more primitive version of one?
They could just create the sort of dimensional pocket those trunks and tents used, and link it to an old police call box, which takes care of the size issue. It wouldn't be near-infinite, TARDIS-like space without some Major Hoodoo, but it'd be big enough. Then comes the time issue.
It's a common fan idea in time-travel fics that the amount of mass sent through time directly influences the energy cost of the transit, to the point of making the transit impossible. So what about spells? Does magic have mass? If it doesn't, you could just send a police-box conjuration/transfiguration into the target time, and then just send the dimensional pocket access to that new box, while removing the old one.
The image of a TARDIS knockoff with the central rotor filled with time-turner sand won't get out of my head, and neither will the idea of Arthur Weasely being the reason why the TARDIS controls are so physically impossible for one man to use.--------------------
I'll snap your neck like a tomato!

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My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Atom Bomb of Courteous Debate. Get yours.

I've been writing a bit.

[Valles]

Should not, but is.

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"I'm terribly sorry, but I have to kill you quite horribly now."

[WengFook]

*points at Valles' discovery*
oh lord, it hurts.... it hurts...._______________________________
We're definitely playing this game wrong. I thought Vampire was supposed to be a game of personal horror, not about ninja magic-carpet airstrikes at night.
- A friend after playing a session of Dark Ages Vampire.
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away. THERE IS ONLY WAR!
-Same friend.
_________________________________
Take Your Candle, Go Light Your World.

[robkelk]

Would a Mecha Musume crossover self-insert be any better?
Edit: The official website, with images, is here.
(For those who don't recognize the anime mentioned in the writeup, here's the Primer entry.)

-Rob Kelk
"Read Or Die: not so much a title as a way of life." - Justin Palmer, 6 June 2007
--
Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012

[Black Aeronaut]

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Yeek.
The idea of Calvin the Supersayajin... (or however it's spelled)
Yeek.

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You forget, Bob, that a character like that has a name:
Gotenks.
Pure Calvin-as-a-Super-Sayajin.
Given that, I can easily imagine the little hellion causing all sorts of trouble with Goten, Trunks, and Pan as co-conspirators... Though I'd imagine we'd see some pretty epic scuffles between Calvin and Pan, given Calvin's attitude towards girls. Just to make things even between the sexes (and for more laughs), throw in Susie Durkin as well. ^_^

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Aerospace Solutions for the discerning spacer
"But first, let's test it on the penguin."
"Meep?" O.o

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[Morganite]

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Would a Mecha Musume crossover self-insert be any better?

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Personally, I think it sounds *great*.
But then, I always love stories that involve transfictionality.

So, I've been playing Steambot Chronicles, in which many of the characters are named after herbs or other flavorings - Coriander, Basil, Savory, Vanilla...
And in Tiny Snow Fairy Sugar, the season fairies are all named after similar things - Sugar, Salt, Pepper, Ginger...
These two things cause me, while bored at work, to go "Hmmmm."
I've also been contemplating a Haruhi/Operation Sanctuary crossover. I can't think of any way to make it interesting; the only thing I've been able to imagine so far is the Haruhi cast going to the school in OS, but probably not interacting with the other cast in any significant way. Still, Haruhi would look quite fetching in that school uniform...
-Morgan."Mikuru-chan molested me! I'm... so happy!"
-Haruhi, "The Ecchi of Haruhi Suzumiya"
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