But Captain Jack is bi!
--Sam
"Arthur, are you... funny?"
--Sam
"Arthur, are you... funny?"
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sorry. Double-post.
Also worth noting that somewhere in the process Iori and Kyo came to terms, joined forces, and beat up Orochi, thus both saving the world and cleansing Iori's gift. The flames still stayed purple.
Also, the fact that he's weaker than Kyo does not mean that he is not a scary, scary man. He's only marginally weaker. Between the two of them they administered a beat-down to an angry demon/god/thing. Finally, Iori is not particularly restrained about *using* his power. "But... did they know that it meant 'lawnmower' when they named the clan?" Personally, I caught the KOF ref just fine and was completely lost on the other. And, to stay in topic, KOF/KOR crossover! Watch in awe as Iori Yagami breaks the all-time speed record for turning to the Dark Side! (For bonus points, find a way to fit in Kimagure Orange Road.) 
Imagine a universe in which these names belong to the same set:
Victor "Mr. Freeze" Fries, Pamela "Poison Ivy" Iseley, Shinji "Joker" Ikari, Harvey "Two Face" Dent, Asuka "Harlequin" Soryu-Langely, Edward "Riddler" Nigma... =============================================== "Puripuri puripuri... Bang!" Quote:Gah! "We are assembled today, to mourn the death of The Hunterminator's brain." 
That would be the least scary Joker ever...
...and the scariest Harley. ![[Image: smile.gif]](http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif) --Sam "I said put it in the HAPPY BOX!"
I dunno, EM. Shinji can be pretty unstopable once he losses it. If he were cracked like the Joker then we could possibly expect to see the gore level cranked to "Texas Chainsaw Massacre".
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Borg, Borg, Borg of the Jungle
Mech monstrosity. "Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated." Watch out for that Tree! Borg, Borg, Borg of the Jungle Half accessory. "Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated." Watch out for that Tree! When he gets in a stew, he makes it through with the help of his friend, First of Two. Then away he'll schlep to his Cube star-shep While the whole Collective Stays in step. Well....Borg, Borg Borg of the Jungle, Man's worst enemy. Watch out for that /*THUD*/ tree. 
The images that generates are... odd and disturbing.
-- Bob --------- ...The President is on the line As ninety-nine crab rangoons go by...
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![[Image: Aleh.jpg]](http://www.animecubed.com/billy/pics/sigs/Aleh.jpg)
Quote:*reads* ... ... ... ... ... *Grabs a spork and goes to the library to buy "Auto Lobotomy for Dummies"*
Uhm.
Excuse me. *kills Aleh by digging his heart out with a spoon*-- "I give you the beautiful... the talented... the tirelessly atomic-powered... R! DOROTHY! WAYNERIGHT! -- Sucrose Octanitrate. Proof positive that with sufficient motivation, you can make anything explode.
Now now, don't pick on Aleh *too* much. Once, in response to a "Sailor Sensei" typo on the FFML, I replied with a spamfic that had Principle Kuno in a fuku, and poor Ranma too nauseated and blinded by the horrible sight to fight effectively (poor Tatewaki was trying to commit seppuku with his bokken, the shock was so bad).
It was all Luna's fault. Really. (in fact, a quick Googling suggests that that particular typo may in fact be painfully common. Oy)
Horrible Mystic Fu happens, and sends Xander's soul (but not his body) hurtling back in time, to fill the shoes (and life) of a newly engaged man from the time of the Romans. He must do the best he can to live the life he's been given, as a husband and a father. The trick would be how to write the story without being overwhelmed by either the obvious potential for mary-sue, or the obvious potential for character-bashing.
The Carpenter's Son Crossover: Buffy/the Bible Quote:Whoah. Dude, *snickers* you've got juevos. ^_^ Black Aeronaut Technologies Group, LLC Aerospace Solutions for the discerning spacer "To the commissary we should go," Yoda declared firmly. "News of this kind a danish requires."
I know where you're going and I say nay! He should pack his new family up and head south to Alexandria. Seat his son at the feet of the finest philosophers of the ancient world and have him learn in greatest library ever built.
And build a trebuchet. He could become the next Archimedes if he's late series Xander.  Quote:Ugh. I always thought "Bishojo Sensei Sailor Moon" was a story set around nowadays, with Usagi as a schoolteacher. (Then again, I also thought that "Neon Genesis Evan-Go-Lion" was about some guy names Evan Ikari, who ended up becoming a Go-Lion/Voltron pilot...) -Rob Kelk -- Rob Kelk "Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of the same sovereign, servants of the same law." - Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012
BTVS/Sesame Street.-- This message brought to you by Ely Lilly, makers of SeraFem: Happy Pills for PMS.
Quote:That reminds me... somewhere I have a scrap of a scene where Kuno shows up in the schoolyard dressed in brightly-colored spandex and a mask, and tells Ranma, "You will call me Sentai!"... -- Bob --------- ...The President is on the line As ninety-nine crab rangoons go by...
Another of my old ideas that might someday see light: Kakutou Sentai Juuranger.
Ranma: Onnaranger Red, Scarlet Amazon Battleframe Ryoga: Butaranger Black, Ebony Boar Battleframe Shampoo: Nekoranger Purple, Indigo Tiger Battleframe Mousse: Yazuranger Yellow, Golden Eagle Battleframe Genma: Shonmaoranger White, Ivory Panda Battleframe ...and guest-starring Ukyou and Akane as deadly rivals for the position of Mysterious Sixth Ranger. Let's try some more... Sailor Peanuts! Sally Brown as Sailor Moon Lucy Van Pelt as Sailor Mars Peppermint Patty as Sailor Jupiter Marcie as Sailor Mercury The Little Red-Haired Girl as Sailor Venus ...and Linus as Security Blanket Kamen. --Sam "Youre on a first-name basis with lucidity. I have to call him Mr. Lucidity, which is no good in a pinch." Quote:*Snort!* You know, this might actually work. EDIT: Charles would probably find it hillarious. Black Aeronaut Technologies Group, LLC Aerospace Solutions for the discerning spacer "To the commissary we should go," Yoda declared firmly. "News of this kind a danish requires."
Rescuing Charlie Brown from the clutches of a kite-eating youma...
Oh, I forgot: Snoopy and Woodstock as the moon mascots, and the doghouse interior as Senshi HQ. -Sam "EAT MY SMOKE, COPPER! Aaaaaa-hahahahaha!"
It should be noted that Snoopy has good taste.
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The Van Gogh was destroyed in a fire, and replaced by an Andrew Wyeth. ^.^
--Sam "I did it! I'm the first beagle on the moon! I beat the Russians...I beat everybody...I even beat that stupid cat who lives next door!"
Nooooooooo! Not the Van Gough! ;_;
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