The Incompetent and the Ignorant

[Dartz]

We've all met them. But how would you describe him?


1: If he thought hard enough and really applied himself, he might actually be useful as a hundred watt space heater


2: He's firing on all cylinders, but they're all firing after top dead centre.


3: His power factor is basically zero. There's a lot of back and forth, but very little actually gets done.

[classicdrogn]

"sharpest dildo in the drawer"

"safe from zombie attacks"

"What happens when unstable farce meets illogical idiot? They have a kid, and..."

"the right head-space for a balloon festival"

[Jinx999]

A waste of skin.

Thicker than a yard of lard.

[robkelk]

One slated to appear in My Apartment Manager is not an Isekai Character eventually: "He's not the brightest LED in the array.'

[Bob Schroeck]

"We're at Threat Condition Pudding."

"Remember, his two brain cells have never actually met and talked to each other."

[Dartz]

"We're at Threat Condition Pudding."

That's a unique one.



There's one single braincell in the company, and they all have to timeshare it.

[Inquisitive Raven]

There's one single braincell in the company, and they all have to timeshare it.

So, they're an orange cat.

[Vulpis]

Perhaps a crossover from another thread on the forum..
"What's on the agenda today, Mr. Trump?"


...Or would the comparison be too much of an insult to the incompetent and the ignorant?

[Dartz]

If I'd wanted to work with hams, I would've become a pig farmer

[classicdrogn]

"what a Trump"

[robkelk]

From this week's Project Binky:

As much use to us as a waterproof teabag.