[bad comedy] Kandor 3 Promos

[M Fnord]

I'm sorry, but I'm not that sorry.

"On Kandor 3's Thursday Movie of the Week: Twilight, the Labradoodle Edition. Watch the movie that started the franchise, with the romantic leads edited out and replaced by labradoodles! Guaranteed to be 100% better and 500% more adorable than the original! Only on Kandor 3: We Make Cinema Better."

("woof woof bark woof" subtitled: "This is the fur of a killer!")

Anybody have any ideas they want to submit to the mad editors at Kandor 3?
Mr. Fnord interdimensional man of mystery

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[robkelk]

In a world where Hubbard was right, only one man can save us from a truly miserable movie... Tonight on Kandor 3's Action Pack: Battlefield Earth, with John Travolta digitally replaced by Arnold Schwarzenegger!

"Attention. This is Terl, your chief of security. Hasta la vista, man-animals."
--
Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012

[M Fnord]

"Tonight, on the Wednesday Movie of the Week: Star Trek the Next Generation XXX - without the sex scenes! Because why the (lack of) fuck not? Only on Kandor 3: We Make Cinema Better."
Mr. Fnord interdimensional man of mystery

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"I. Drink. Your. NERDRAGE!"