Real Wierdies

[classicdrogn]

(mp3 files available here)
The Drupa Song - Doug and target(s) within his AoE are teleported to Dusseldorf, and given an infodump about the current SOTA in printing and graphic design. Just the thing when you need to know the best way to get those informational pamphlets ready6 NOW for the former invasion forces of the Blarglesnort Armada, now the newest batch of immigrants to earth after haveing their Tyrranous Leader defeated and all but of handful of their ships' hyperdrives destroyed... or something. Or if you want to be in Dusseldorf, or somewhere easily reached from there. (This is actualy a kind of catchy pop number - enoguh to be tossed into my regular library, at least)
KPMG Jungle Mix - Target is unable to deviate form his or her planned strategy, certain that their power and energy will prevail. (the normal version is a sleep aid, if it does anything at all - though I'd expect that power to be taken from the Anvilanian National Anthem from Animaniacs first, given Doug's usual MO)
- CDSERVO: Loook *deeeeply* into my eyes... Tell me, what do you see?
CROW: (hypnotized) A twisted man who wants to inflict his pain upon others.
Dr. Akagi will recover. Observe, Rei smiled. Shinji-kun, are these your clothes?
Ritsuko shot up like a spring loaded meerkat. What? Shinji-kun is naked?
See, Anata? Dr. Hentai is alive and well. - Innortal's _I Do_
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"Anko, what you do in your free time is your own choice. Use it wisely. And if you do not use it wisely, make sure you thoroughly enjoy whatever unwise thing you are doing." - HymnOfRagnorok as Orochimaru at SpaceBattles
woot Med. Eng., verb, 1st & 3rd pers. prsnt. sg. know, knows

[Norgarth]

Wednesday I was taking part in a RPing session where someone was using a bow (most of the characters were using guns) and for somereason this song popped into my head. I haven't listened to this for a decade or more.
Maybe in creates simulcrums of Indian braves? 8P
Larry Verne - "Mr. Custer"
INDIAN>(That famous day in history the men of the 7th Cavalry went riding on)
(And from the rear a voice was heard)
(A brave young man with a trembling word rang loud and clear)
What am I doin' here??
Please Mr. Custer, I don't wanna go
Hey, Mr. Custer, please don't make me go
I had a dream last night about the comin' fight
Somebody yelled "attack!"
And there I stood with a arrow in my back.
Please Mr. Custer, I don't wanna go (forward Ho!!)--aaww
SPOKEN: Look at them bushes out there
They're moving and there's a injun behind every one
Hey, Mr. Custer-you mind if I be excused the rest of the afternoon?
HEY CHARLIE, DUCK YER HEAD!! Hmm, you're a little bit late on that one, Charlie
Hooh, I bet that smarts!
(They were sure of victory, the men of the 7th Cavalry, as they rode on)
(But then from the rear a voice was heard)
(That same brave voice with the trembling word rang loud and clear)
What am I doin' here??
Please Mr. Custer, I don't wanna go
Listen, Mr. Custer, please don't make me go
There's a redskin a-waitin' out there, just fixin to take my hair
A coward I've been called cuz I don't wanna wind up dead or bald
Please Mr. Custer, I don't wanna go (forward HO)--aaww
SPOKEN: I wonder what the injun word for friend is
Let's see--friend-- kemo sabe, that's it
KEMO SABE!, HEY OUT THERE, KEMO SABE! Nope, that itn't it
Look at them durned injuns
Theyre runnin' around like a bunch of wild Indians-heh, heh, heh
Nah, this ain't no time for jokin'
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"I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific." - George Carlin

[Necratoid]

Where ClassicDrogan has suggested the tactical equivalent of the computer RPG 'berserk' status effect, your's, Timote, feels more like it gets people to do things they know are a stupid idea anyway.

[classicdrogn]

(As a side note, no 'a' in my /nick) Nothing so extreme as berserk status, more the the target(s) absolutely will not adjust their strategy in any way no matter how the circumstances might change - which in any kind of conflict with Doug spells DEFEAT!! - yes, all caps, two excalmation points, sixty foot tall bold face letters made out of fire. Or anvils, possibly.
- CDSERVO: Loook *deeeeply* into my eyes... Tell me, what do you see?
CROW: (hypnotized) A twisted man who wants to inflict his pain upon others.
Dr. Akagi will recover. Observe, Rei smiled. Shinji-kun, are these your clothes?
Ritsuko shot up like a spring loaded meerkat. What? Shinji-kun is naked?
See, Anata? Dr. Hentai is alive and well. - Innortal's _I Do_
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"Anko, what you do in your free time is your own choice. Use it wisely. And if you do not use it wisely, make sure you thoroughly enjoy whatever unwise thing you are doing." - HymnOfRagnorok as Orochimaru at SpaceBattles
woot Med. Eng., verb, 1st & 3rd pers. prsnt. sg. know, knows

[Necratoid]

I said TACTICAL equivalent of berserk... Berserk status effect makes them attack the exclusion of all else. They get so focused they get a bonus to attack damage.
In this case the same should occur they get so focused they do whatever better. THey just can't stop doing that. So its duel use... tactically nerfing opponents or helping a strategy that is work work better.
Sorry on the name typo, I get called Necrotoid myself.
Anvils with squished victims as the periods?
Jungle remix... the normal versions of all those songs hurt. That one is looooonnnnnggggg. The next one is sleep inducing. The third is a song about being full of ENERGY sung in near monotone.

[bmull]

"Neko Mimi Mode" from "Tsukuyomi - Moon Phase"
Cause the females within the area of effect to have cat ears, a cat tail and to have the stereotypical anime manners of a cat. As an option, once the song is finished the ears become slip-on instead of real.

[Bob Schroeck]

Some bozo ideas here... but I'm going to have to hear the songs first.

-- Bob
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For Jor-El so loved the Earth, he sent his only begotten son...

[Norgarth]

I have no idea what (if any) power/effect this song would have but it's amusing to listen to. 8)
Cows With Guns (The lyrics are attributed to Dana Lyons or Dennis Leary depending on the site)
Fat and docile, big and dumb
They look so stupid, they aren't much fun
Cows aren't fun
They eat to grow, grow to die
Die to be et at the hamburger fry
Cows well done
Nobody thunk it, nobody knew
No one imagined the great cow guru
Cows are one
He hid in the forest, read books with great zeal
He loved Che Guevera, a revolutionary veal
Cow Tse Tongue
He spoke about justice, but nobody stirred
He felt like an outcast, alone in the herd
Cow doldrums
He mooed we must fight, escape or we'll die
Cows gathered around, cause the steaks were so high
Bad cow pun
But then he was captured, stuffed into a crate
Loaded onto a truck, where he rode to his fate
Cows are bummed
He was a scrawny calf, who looked rather woozy
No one suspected he was packing an Uzi
Cows with guns
They came with a needle to stick in his thigh
He kicked for the groin, he pissed in their eye
Cow well hung
Knocked over a tractor and ran for the door
Six gallons of gas flowed out on the floor
Run cows run!
He picked up a bullhorn and jumped up on the hay
We are free roving bovines, we run free today
We will fight for bovine Cfreedom
And hold our large heads high
We will run free with the Buffalo, or die
Cows with guns
They crashed the gate in a great stampede
Tipped over a milk truck, torched all the feed
Cows have fun
Sixty police cars were piled in a heap
Covered in cow pies, covered up deep
Much cow dung
Black smoke rising, darkening the day
Twelve burning McDonalds, have it your way
We will fight for bovine freedom
And hold our large heads high
We will run free with the Buffalo, or die
Cows with guns
The President said "enough is enough
These uppity cattle, its time to get tough"
Cow dung flung
The newspapers gloated, folks sighed with relief
Tomorrow at noon, they would all be ground beef
Cows on buns
The cows were surrounded, they waited and prayed
They mooed their last moos,
they chewed their last hay
Cows out gunned
The order was given to turn cows to whoppers
Enforced by the might of ten thousand coppers
But on the horizon surrounding the shoppers
Came the deafening roar of chickens in choppers
We will fight for bovine freedom
And hold our large heads high
We will run free with the Buffalo, or die
Cows with guns __________________
"I know when I'm not wanted. I usually don't listen, but I know." - Harper (Andromeda)
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"I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific." - George Carlin

[Bob Schroeck]

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Cows With Guns (The lyrics are attributed to Dana Lyons or Dennis Leary depending on the site)

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Dana Lyons, according to The Arrogant Worms, who are also sometimes thought to have recorded it.
And I'd worry if you were near a farm when Doug decided to play this...

-- Bob
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For Jor-El so loved the Earth, he sent his only begotten son...

[Evil Midnight Lurker]

If Doug actually has that one in his arsenal, he'd better not ever let it be known while he's in an In Nomine-style universe.
Ronald might get interested. ^.^
--Sam
"I only ever seen that look in the eyes of an animal one time before... that cow's tasted human blood!"
"...What?"
"It's a man-eater!"

[Bob Schroeck]

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Ronald might get interested. ^.^

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I love it... I wonder if Beth McCoy has seen that...
(And some of the other entries on that site are great, too...)

-- Bob
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For Jor-El so loved the Earth, he sent his only begotten son...

[Evil Midnight Lurker]

I'd be fairly surprised if she hadn't seen it, Moe is moderately famous in IN circles.
And my own favorite has to be
the Demon Prince of Paranoia...
--Sam
"Little did Chairface suspect that alligators are the natural enemies of cows!"

[Bob Schroeck]

-- Bob
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For Jor-El so loved the Earth, he sent his only begotten son...

[Ebony]

That is just beautiful. I have no other words.Ebony the Black Dragon
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"Good night, and may the Good Lord take a Viking to you."

[Valles]

Well, since I've never actually played Paranoia, I'd actually have to say that this one was my personal favorite.
Ja, -n

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"Puripuri puripuri... Bang!"

[Ebony]

The Werewolf ... Warren Zevon is a Saint?
(honestly, I have no idea who this is supposed to be)Ebony the Black Dragon
Senior Editor, Living Room Games
http://www.lrgames.com
Ebony the Black Dragon
http://ebony14.livejournal.com

"Good night, and may the Good Lord take a Viking to you."

[Bob Schroeck]

Yes, it's gotta be Zevon. With a triad partner named "Roland"? C'mon...
But my vote for the funniest entry has to be The Great Cow Race of 2003.

-- Bob
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For Jor-El so loved the Earth, he sent his only begotten son...

[classicdrogn]

I think that any adventure scenario which includes the phrase "hastily painted cows" must be a winner.
- CDSERVO: Loook *deeeeply* into my eyes... Tell me, what do you see?
CROW: (hypnotized) A twisted man who wants to inflict his pain upon others.
A kung-fu nun in a leather thong was no less extreme than anything else he had seen that day. - Rev. Dark's IST: Holy Sea World
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"Anko, what you do in your free time is your own choice. Use it wisely. And if you do not use it wisely, make sure you thoroughly enjoy whatever unwise thing you are doing." - HymnOfRagnorok as Orochimaru at SpaceBattles
woot Med. Eng., verb, 1st & 3rd pers. prsnt. sg. know, knows

[Bob Schroeck]

I happen to like the idea of Kobal sharing his popcorn...

-- Bob
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For Jor-El so loved the Earth, he sent his only begotten son...

[Ebony]

I find it odd that there was not one cow tipping suggestion. I have this image of a very tightly restrained Calabite (twitching and sniggering) walking up to an unsuspecting cow and tipping it over. A minor amount of mayhem (compared to the rest of it) ensues, with the Calabite trying not to break down in a fit of hysterical giggles, Servitors of Ronald chasing him, the Windies trying to upright the struggling cow, and anyone else who feels like getting into the act getting into the act. Finally, the cow is set upright, the Calabite is forcibly removed, and everyone is ready to get on with things.
And then, of course, the cow explodes. Because it's not a Calabite without explosions.Ebony the Black Dragon
Senior Editor, Living Room Games
http://www.lrgames.com
Ebony the Black Dragon
http://ebony14.livejournal.com

"Good night, and may the Good Lord take a Viking to you."

[Bob Schroeck]

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Because it's not a Calabite without explosions.

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Hmmm....
Li Kohran, Calabite of Technology.
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Naaaaaaah!

-- Bob
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For Jor-El so loved the Earth, he sent his only begotten son...

[Ebony]

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Li Kohran, Calabite of Technology.

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Maybe a repentant Calabite, working for Jean.
A friend of mine wanted to do a repentant Calabite that was prone to use one of the old Looney Tunes (the cartoons, not the hero) phrases: "If I dood it, I get a whippin'... I dood it!" Which I believe is one of Bugs' taglines, although I don't recall which toon that's in.Ebony the Black Dragon
Senior Editor, Living Room Games
http://www.lrgames.com
Ebony the Black Dragon
http://ebony14.livejournal.com

"Good night, and may the Good Lord take a Viking to you."

[Valles]

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Yes, it's gotta be Zevon. With a triad partner named "Roland"? C'mon...
But my vote for the funniest entry has to be The Great Cow Race of 2003.

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Well, yes, funniest. But you have to love an entry that references, in turn, Werewolves of London, Carmelita, Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner, Excitable Boy, Bad Luck Streak in Dancing School, Gorilla You're a Desperado, Lawyers, Guns, and Money, The Hula Hula Boys, and Poor Poor Pitiful Me... along with probably several I missed.
It's a feat of punning, if nothing else.
Ja, -n

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"Puripuri puripuri... Bang!"

[classicdrogn]

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If I dood it, I get a whippin'... I dood it!

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While I don't remember the name of the short, I'm fairly sure Bugs uses this one in the cartoon where he meets stage magician Ali Bahma and spends part of it pretending to be a young boy from the audience, complete with snappy straw hat.
- CDSERVO: Loook *deeeeply* into my eyes... Tell me, what do you see?
CROW: (hypnotized) A twisted man who wants to inflict his pain upon others.
A kung-fu nun in a leather thong was no less extreme than anything else he had seen that day. - Rev. Dark's IST: Holy Sea World
--
"Anko, what you do in your free time is your own choice. Use it wisely. And if you do not use it wisely, make sure you thoroughly enjoy whatever unwise thing you are doing." - HymnOfRagnorok as Orochimaru at SpaceBattles
woot Med. Eng., verb, 1st & 3rd pers. prsnt. sg. know, knows

[Foxboy]

The phrase in question is an old Radio-era catchphrase from Red Skelton, so of course it was used by the gang at Termite Terrace for Bugs Bunny cartoons.
''We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat
them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.''

-- James Nicoll