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Insanity
06-23-2011, 05:06 AM
Okay, so, keep in mind that I'm hard of hearing. Not too bad, but bad enough that I don't always hear what someone said clearly.
So, we're talking about comic books at work and someone comments on "Crisis on Infinite Earths." Which is not what I heard. What I heard was an idea for an Ah! My Goddess story.
"Crisis of Infinite Urds."
I'm still trembling at the idea.
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And in the third season, the story crew gets lazy, and we get Crisis of Infinite Urds: Crisis of Infinite Orks
"No can brain today. Want cheezeburger."
From NGE: Nobody Dies, by Gregg Landsman
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5579457/1/NGE_Nobody_Dies
Infinite Urds...
that has to be made 
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That much hawt would set the universe ablaze . . ..
Mark Skarr Wrote:That much hawt would set the universe ablaze . . .. This is bad how? 
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dark seraph Wrote:This is bad how? The universe is where I keep all my stuff!
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dark seraph Wrote:Infinite Urds...
that has to be made
I don't know where this came from:
I am the voice of my past
passion is my body and sake is my blood
I have created over a thousand potions
unknown to caution nor known to consequence
I have withstood pain to craft many workings
yet these hands will never hold anything
so I pray, unlimited urd works
-Terry
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dark seraph Wrote:Infinite Urds...
that has to be made
I don't know where this came from:
I am the voice of my past
passion is my body and sake is my blood
I have created over a thousand potions
unknown to caution nor known to consequence
I have withstood pain to craft many workings
yet these hands will never hold anything
so I pray, unlimited urd works Now that leads the mental imaged of something like the Ultimate Blades works... but a demension full of Urds...
this idea just keeps getting better and better.
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dark seraph Wrote:Now that leads the mental imaged of something like the Ultimate Blades works... but a demension full of Urds... No no... Not just one dimension full of Urds...
...All the Urds there ever was and ever will be from all dimensions and all times! Urds of multiple flavors! MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAA!
Actually, ifyou take it a little more seriously, it could be pretty cool. After all, Urd is the Goddess of the Past - so each of the Urds would be representing an alternate past. Make it an inversion of the "a whole bunch of time travelers from different futures come back" schtick. Keiichi, Belldandy, and possibly Skuld all wind up in a strange new place with at least partial amnesia - and a huge pack of Urds all fighting to be the past that they came from.
Okay, so you'd need a *lot* more (at first) hidden explanation to make it make sense from a causality standpoint, but it's an interesting start, no?
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To add an element of crack to it, you could have some ESPN announcers sitting in a booth nearby giving blow-by-blows on the whole thing.
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and the ESPN announcers are Reis..
"No can brain today. Want cheezeburger."
From NGE: Nobody Dies, by Gregg Landsman
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5579457/1/NGE_Nobody_Dies
Too many alternate channels for your TV.
Though after seeing that chant all I can think is a few years post series Megumi's roomate summons Urd as Caster (she swiped one of Megumi's outfits and it had Urd hair on it), said roommate it utterly baffled by how the elaborate cover story she had thought up was obliterated when Megumi explain Urd was her sister in law. Urd was a viable candidate due to a recent temporary demotion and is far, far more intrested in screwing with Shiro's love life then anything else. Urd uses the chant of doom after the duel between Shiro and Gilgamesh to swarm goldie... him being a threat to her fun and all. The angry one is dragged out of the Grail and then dragged off by Mara, he so did not have permission to end the world and Hild decides screwing with Shiro's love life is going to be a mother daughter bonding event. The uncursed wish is granted when Shiro attempts to figure out what is going on at that point... and now he doomed to understand what is going on in his life without being able to tell anyone or get out of it. Urd disappears at that point, only to pop out of the roommates Tv... and the roommate get paranoid as she is now dealing with Urd without command seals.
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Just an "off-the-cuff" picture (all right, four pictures).
![[Image: InfiniteUrdsJ.jpg]](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v341/HandofBobb/Mark%20Skarr/Drunkards%20Walk/InfiniteUrdsJ.jpg)
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GYAAAHH! RECURSION! (O_O 
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blackaeronaut Wrote:GYAAAHH! RECURSION! (O_O GYAAAHH! RECURSION! (O_O
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dark seraph Wrote:robkelk Wrote:blackaeronaut Wrote:GYAAAHH! RECURSION! (O_O GYAAAHH! RECURSION! (O_O GYAAAHH! RECURSION! (O_O
NYAHAHAHA! RECURSION! /)^3^(
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Forget recursion, I'm too busy trying to figure out whether or not she's wearing anything above the waist besides that book.
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"Egad! Too much anatomy!"
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Foxboy Wrote:dark seraph Wrote:robkelk Wrote:GYAAAHH! RECURSION! (O_O GYAAAHH! RECURSION! (O_O NYAHAHAHA! RECURSION! /)^3^( Awww. You bwoke the pattun. |030|
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Screw the pattern... what did you do differently with her tattos mark? Those look right.
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That's every ship in Grayson's Navy taking up the cry-
NO QUARTER!!!
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Evil Midnight Lurker Wrote:Forget recursion, I'm too busy trying to figure out whether or not she's wearing anything above the waist besides that book.
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"Egad! Too much anatomy!" No, she's not (I hope *drool*).
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Evil Midnight Lurker Wrote:Forget recursion, I'm too busy trying to figure out whether or not she's wearing anything above the waist besides that book.
--Sam
"Egad! Too much anatomy!" Ummmmm... She isn't wearing the book...
(Maybe she's wearing a tube top?)
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Star Ranger4 Wrote:Screw the pattern... what did you do differently with her tattos mark? Those look right. Actually, nothing. That's how they come out if I don't modify them. They look too dark to me. As it was an off-the-cuff render, I didn't bother doing any post editing.
As for what she's wearing beneath the book . . . let me just say that if the book were larger, you would be wondering about pants as well . . ..
Mwaha, ha ha ha.
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If the book was that large she wouldn't be able to carry it.
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