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  [FSN][snippet]Do Not Go Gently Into That Stay Night
Posted by: Rieverre - 02-05-2007, 03:34 PM - Forum: Other People's Fanfiction - Replies (21)

It struck me as somewhat amusing that I hadn't considered this angle before.


Urgh.
Never.
Never _again_.
Or so I kept telling myself. Not that it ever helped much.
Shrimp pizza at half-past midnight isn't the smartest idea I've ever had, that's for sure.
I stumbled briefly, upon getting out of bed, but proceeded to ignore pretty much everything in the early morning gloom and preambulate towards the bathroom.
Which is why, a little bit later, I was lying flat on my back, staring at the ceiling, and wondering something along the lines of:
'Who the hell put that wall there?'
That's about when I started noticing that things weren't quite the way I'd left them just last night/earlier this morning.
For one thing, my place doesn't have wooden walls. Or wooden wall panels. Not even faux walnut. For another, this was considerably larger than where I'd gone to sleep.
Thirdly, my face felt ... weird. I drew a hand across it, for reassurance's sake, and promptly forgot everything else as I spent the next fifteen minutes patting myself down.
Well, that answers that ... I was in the middle of one of my 'beard' times, and since I'd have remembered shaving it off recently, suddenly feeling smooth skin there was disconcerting.
Then there were the books ... that was about the final clue I needed, because my brain suddenly sparked and realized where this was going. Even if the rest of me took a longer while to shake of the disbelief.
I needed a mirror.
Fortunately, there was one right there, sitting on top of the desk.
I picked it up, and briefly considered not looking.
Then said, to hell with it, and took the plunge.
You know how some people say they wish they'd stayed in bed on one day or another, because they'd just known it was going to suck, big time, and not in the happy fun way?
I experienced a moment very much like that when I saw Matou Shinji looking back at me.
Well, what the hell do you say to something like that?
Rays of the sun filtered through the blinds on the window.
"Good morning, Vietnam, and fuck you too."
Yeah, that felt strangely appropriate at the moment.
-Griever
When tact is required, use brute force. When force is required, use greater force.
When the greatest force is required, use your head. Surprise is everything. - The Book of Cataclysm

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  [Kyuubi Chronicles][3rd]Foxes Wild
Posted by: Rieverre - 02-05-2007, 05:44 AM - Forum: Other People's Fanfiction - Replies (6)

... is the reason I haven't been around lately. Well, that, and Uni, and Shinobido (which, while not perfect, is pretty nifty), not necessarily in that order.
There was originally supposed to be more of it, but I decided to stick with one major even per 'short' and stuck the rest in the ideas file for later perusal. Still took me three rewrites to get it somewhat decent.
Complete with blatant cliches galore.

---
Dancing flames, reaching up into the night sky, the rising columns of smoke akin to fingers grasping the firmament to rip it asunder.
The ground littered with blood. Littered with ash. Littered with embers of still sparking steel and charcoal skeletons of domiciles.
And the skies open up with a torrent, racing down to bathe it all in tears.
The human will is a wondrous, frightening thing. Strong enough, and it can let you move mountains, overcome any adversity, walk where others invariably fall ... for a price.
With the rain, a will of fire sputters. Flickers.
And dies.
---
Foxes Wild
third in the Kyuubi Chronicles line
by Griever
Disclaimer: goes here ^_^.
---
It's old.
In truth, nobody knows just how old.
Once upon a time, it was rumored to be cursed, but such tales didn't survive the test of time. Not with the sheer span between then and now. Back when the woods were lush, and there was water aplenty ...
Now?
A crater of barren ground in a landscape of such, on a spire of stone, in the land of endless sands. Baked for day upon day, upon week, upon month, upon year, upon decade ... and so on into the centennial ranges. The springs are no more, the woods are less than a memory ... and yet, the crater endures.
By right, erosion should have dealt it a crushing blow ... but somehow, no such thing seems to have affected it.
There is, as they say, a grain of truth to every myth.
Even those long since gone into the sands.
In the middle of a barren waste, days from any settlement, human or otherwise, the winds stir.
They roll.
They roar.
As a crackling, shimmering bolt of Otherness splits the heavens and earth for an instant so brief, it would have been considered an illusion.
The loud crack and whoosh of displaced air that follows is no illusion, though, and for a moment the winds dance as if directed by demons, slicing stone, scattering of sand, and tearing clouds asunder.
Then, as if never having been gone at all, silence falls. Complete, and total.
A footfall. Rough tread on equally rough stone.
Shambling and hesitant.
Followed by another.
And another.
And a third one, more certain, more decisive.
Eyes look to the South and East, seeing beyond the horizon, ignorant of the blistering heat coming down from the heavens.
A minute passes, turning into a half, then a full hour ...
Hands clench, filled with a profound sense of emptiness and wrongness.
Legs tense.
And, like the wind, the figure is gone.
Little more than a spot of blackness against the white sands.
It has a grave to rob.
Its own.
***
A bonfire, over a month ago.
A demon.
A kunoichi.
On the way back 'home'.
"Ne, Kyuubi?"
With a bag of bloody metal.
"What, no 'bastard'?"
And a trussed up prisoner.
"Saa ... if I asked you to give me a reason, would you promise?"
Crackling memories, and the scent of ash on the wind.
"Promise? Promise what, ku-no-ichi?"
"I want to belong. For once, I want to belong."
A cause. Not her cause, but one she'd chosen to follow of her own free will.
It feels ... odd ... to have one of those again.
At least, one that isn't focused on getting revenge.
Eyes open to a long familiar ceiling of a sparsely furnished room. Bare walls, few decorative knick-knacks, a picture or two.
She wonders if this is any better than the years of being obsessed with a snake-bastard.
Maybe.
Just maybe.
***
Sometimes, a trickle is all it takes.
Strength.
If only they had the strength.
Once upon a time, they were titans. Once upon a time, they were a force, no, a Force to be reckoned with. They had the strength. And the will to use it. Enough to carve out a place for themselves in this lush, fruitful land, and go as far as to nearly make it their own.
Now?
What did they have left but withered shadows of their former glory?
The unholy terror of a lifetime, leaving nothing but fire and destruction in its wake, now cheerfully mocking them with its presence.
One of their greatest weapons turning upon itself in a fit of egoism and madness.
A steady decline of their power, with mongrels snapping at heels to grab even the least shreds of it.
But there were ways.
They remember.
All things documented. All things written down. Sealed up, nice and tight, in the deep darkness at the bottom of the Archives. Condemned, forbidden, undisturbed save for one instance. And one that took care of itself on its own.
They ask themselves: "See?"
They nod, and smile, and grin.
After all, this has to be a sign; They needn't bother themselves with that mishap. Such things take care of themselves. It is the way of things.
And these are desperate times.
Desperate times call for desperate measures.
For silent footsteps, and moonless nights, and blackened faces.
For things that are not quite legitimate.
After all, it's for the good of the Village.
And if it lets them remove another problem, while fixing the first, well then, that's just being efficient.
So they call, and he relays, and gives orders ...
... and on a moonless night, on silent footsteps, face blackened, a figure treads.
Strength is needed. A weapon is needed. Another has been broken.
To gather the pieces, to melt them down, to re-forge them ...
... and then, the Leaf will have its weapon, once again.
To enter is a triviality. To infiltrate, not much of a challenge.
The figure knows how these minds think, knows how they operate. It knows how they were trained, knows what they know, knows _more_ than they know.
To incapacitate is a exercise at best, and to weave a genjutsu around the two insensate, unconscious nins is little more than a formality.
Porcelain masks glinting in the lighting of the hall reflect its passage, the eyes behind them closed in forced slumber.
*Ker-clack*
Unlocked.
The soundless opening of a door.
*Beep*
*Beep*
*Beep*
Inky black hair. Bandages. Unresponsive, comatose, but still restrained. What skin is visible is pale enough to almost seem as if it were glowing in the relative darkness.
"It seems we were fated to meet after all, Uchiha Sasuke-kun."
Inky black hair. Eyes as pitch. Burnished metal on his brow, and face darkened with soot. His cloths black, plain, utilitarian, nondescript. Smiling.
Sometimes, a trickle is more than enough.

*Crack*
***
The quiet clues her in first, before anything else can.
By itself, it isn't enough, but it's a start.
There's just something missing, something not consciously noticed but nonetheless there.
And anyway, she knows this sort of quiet, though it's been a while since she's been exposed to it. She may be a medic first and foremost, but that changes nothing in that she's also a ninja. A kunoichi of Konohagakure.
Genjutsu are chakra constructs. Insidious, crafty things that guide the mind into patterns their originator desires them to.
With a sound akin to that of glass breaking, and a sensation like cold drops of water falling behind her collar, the illusion around her shatters ...
It's the smell that hits first.
Thick, cloying, and just plain _wrong_ in place of what should have been sterile and antiseptic.
More jarring, though, is the sense of profound _emptiness_ that suddenly comes over her, as if the place were no more than an empty ... shell ...
*Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*
The sound is a concerto of unitone, almost wailing, echoing through the halls in simple, mechanical efficiency.
A timeless instant of monochrome, flickering electrical lighting, and plain concrete walls that reverb with the keening noise. Shifting shadows. And the smell.
Not of blood. Or rather, not just of blood.
Slaughter.
The medic in her despairs and disbelieves, and room after room after room ...
... by the end of the mind numbing realization, Shizune is very hard pressed not to retch.
***
There's nothing gradual about it. No momentary befuddlement, no partial lucidity.
Just a wall with consciousness on one side, and a blankness on the other.
Maybe because he doesn't dream. Hasn't in longer than he can pin down, exactly. And he likes it like that.
Dreams rarely meant anything 'good' back when he still used to have them, and he isn't really fond of them.
About as fond as he is of dogs, actually.
About as fond as he is of somebody knocking on his door at two in the wee hours of the morning.
It's annoying, and an interruption, and he hates interruptions.
Doesn't seem to change the situation any, though, or keep them from happening. As if getting used to this damn body wasn't hard enough without them.
Get up, grumble and snarl a little, pull on whatever's on hand and meander through the dark apartment.
Put hand through the door.
Yank it open, with a growl of "WHAT?!" that reaches all the way into the subsonic and shakes a few windows. Doors. Metal railings.
Little angry there, aren't we?
Place is fucking deserted anyway, so it isn't like there'd be any neighbors who'll complain. Even if the most that'd have gotten them would have been a free case of cranial trauma. At best.
***
He's keeping pace.
It's almost, _almost_ more than he can manage. Which, truth be told, fills him with a mute sort of disbelief.
He knows what the boy is, of course. How could he not? It ... resonates ... with a part of him that he'd really, really rather not think about at the moment. Despite being useful, the sheer amount of unfortunate memories connected to those strings of genetic code makes it difficult for Tenzo to contemplate.
Still, a genin, even one trained by a Sannin, and a Jinchuuriki to boot, pressing an ANBU's speed to the limits ... it's certainly impressive.
Almost enough to let him ignore the nervous tic his face developed after Uzumaki's ... creative ... way of greeting late-night messengers.
Unnerving.
Considering that he and Mitarashi-kun were listed as having cashed in on the bounty for _Orochimaru's_ head, more than unnerving.
Then they're there, freefalling and skidding against a wall, coming down in front of the Village's hospital - the Hokage's pride and joy, as it were - and the moody teenager Tenzo woke up not ten minutes ago ... changes.
That's the best way he can describe it, really, even in his own mind. There's nothing overt, nothing tangible, not even a fluctuation of his chakra - what he shows of it, at least - but the resonance ...
Suddenly, the experienced ANBU wants nothing more than to get at least a few hundred feet worth of distance between the two of them.
"That's a _lot_ of death," Uzumaki says.
Tenzo can't stop himself from shivering at the faint tones of ... appreciation in that voice.
***
She thought she'd dealt with it. Thought she finally had it under control, finally managed to get on top of the demons in her own mind ...
"... we've got whatever assets we could get on this short a notice scouring the village, the Hunter-nin squads on the Wall ..."
She thought wrong.
This, maybe more than any other place in Konohagakure no Sato, was _her_ place. Where she'd put her heart and soul into her work ...
It was fortunate that Shizune understood her shishou well enough to anticipate this sort of problem.
"Ne. Ne. Ne. Ho-ka-ge," a voice beside her singsongs, making her jerk in barely concealed surprise, startling Shizune out of her report. "How rude. The party's over, and you only now invite me? Cruel, cruel woman."
Her apprentice pales. She told her, unlike her _student_. It's been too long with just the two of them for Tsunade not to tell Shizune, even with the occasional misunderstanding and difference in opinion. Fortunately, save for the two, now three of them, the roof is otherwise deserted.
"That was ... quick," she comments, feigning nonchalance.
If anything, the last week and a half had taught her one thing. The kitsune doesn't care about being rude, or other people replying in kind. It doesn't matter. Kyuubi, in his own words, doesn't _need_ a pathetic excuse like that to 'end' someone. She doesn't know whether to be happy, or afraid of that.
Speaking of which ...
"Where's ... ?"
"Messenger-boy is off playing around down below," Kyuubi said, grinning. "Wouldn't know a copy from his ass."
"What? Not even Kage Bunshin are that accurate to someone," Shizune bit her tongue before she could complete said sentence.
"Not that accurate to someone who's been my 'minder' for as long as I've been 'back'? Pfeh. Don't insult me. Jigoku's sake, the kusogaki could do it with no problems," sneered the Youkai.
... well, she had a faint hope that he wasn't aware of Tenzo watching him. There it goes, crashing and burning.
"... what the hell are you wearing?"
Naruto's body blinks back at her, momentarily thrown, then looks down and shrugs.
Fishnet shirt, rust colored vest and pants, woven sandals ... it just, somehow, doesn't mesh and fits at the same time.
"Blame Mitarashi. She was the one you sent out to get me something to wear instead of the clothes looted from Oto."
***
Straight blade.
No guard.
Blackened, non-reflective, and perfectly _sharp_.
The night itself wrapped around them.
Scent the wind. Feel it. The sky boils above, the earth shudders, and within ...
... flame.
Driving on, guided by a dozen pairs of eyes.
There!
The sound carries, up through the soles and into the mind, driving one arm out to the side in a sharp, violent arc.
Steel scrapes against stone. Sparks fly.
The flaring of a single candle in the darkness, before it's snuffed out.
*Drip*
*Drip*
*Drip*
Behind a wall, a body slumps to the floor.
Straight blade.
No guard.
Blackened, non-reflective, and perfectly _sharp_.
Made to cut, made to pierce, made to kill.
The flame burns brighter and brighter.
***
"This is it? Well ... can't say I'm surprised, really."
The Legendary Toad-Hermit Jiraiya doesn't claim to have seen it all, despite occasional rumblings to the contrary. Never has, never will, and knows the sheer impossibility of that sort of claim.
It's what keeps him going. Not an obsessive desire to know it _all_, but a deeply rooted will to make the most of what he has and see as much of this world as he can. It's wonderful, and it's terrible, and it keeps him still mostly sane with every plodding step along the stream of time's progression.
In that way, he and his onetime friend were always polar opposites when it came to approaches towards living. To Orochimaru, it's always been a death sentence in waiting, which was something he was driven to avoid so badly that he turned it, and himself, into a twisted mockery.
Jiraiya's, on the other hand, can be summed up in three simple words to live by.
Life is strength.
Keeping that in mind, he's seen a lot.
Some days, though, the realization that this journey of discovery will, undoubtedly, involve new and extremely unpleasant moments makes him reconsider said approach.
He's always been one to trust his instincts, to a degree that would likely astound anyone who ever found out. Over the years and through enough experiences to fill a dozen lifetimes, he's honed it into a powerful tool. To him, in fact, it's the _most_ powerful tool in his arsenal.
And instinct is telling him he's standing in the middle of something very, very nasty. Not just because of the blood on the walls and floor, or the bodies, or even the distinct off feeling about the lingering chakra in the air.
Out behind his back, other Konoha nin are busy with the cleanup, if you can call it that.
This, though, is where whatever it was that happened started.
Seal scribbled walls - some of them his work - and no windows, broken medical monitoring equipment, snapped restrains and a broken bed-frame.
And a body.
One that looks like it was mauled by a lawnmower, then flash fried into a husk looking as if it were months, if not years old.
The corpses of the two ANBU who'd been stationed outside were in similar condition, though maybe not to such an extent.
And there's that odd undercurrent of tension hanging in the air. One that's an old, old acquaintance.
It proves true a moment later, when a sensation that has his hair stand on end and his eyes widen sweeps over him, passing on through and past as if it were a wave cresting over the Village. Or like the concentric pattern of disturbance when a raindrop *plinks* into a still body of water.
***
A dancing, whirling, stifling vortex of chakra.
The source, emaciated and mottled with flecks of golden light the design of which makes it appear as thought they were in the process of strangling their 'host', leaning on a straight, black blade the tip of which digs into the soil.
Questing, seeking tendrils of virulent purple seep into the ground as the conflagration around this one-man epicenter intensifies.
*Beep*
"Sasuke-kun ..."
*Beep*
"You're stronger than this, Sasuke-kun. Now that you're away from that place, now that you're back."
*Beep*
"Please, wake up. It's finally over, so please wake up. Now that you can finally try to be happy. Jiraiya-sama's report said Itachi is dead, so you don't have to lock yourself away anymore."
*Beep*
"Itachi is dead."
*Beep*
"Itachi is dead."
*Beep*
"Itachi is dead."
*Beep*
"It seems we were fated to meet after all, Uchiha Sasuke-kun."

Only one remains. One part, one piece, one working, of the two which were supposed to complete him.
He will not be denied.
***
It isn't subtle. In fact, there isn't even a token attempt at making it less of a glaring beacon to anyone with even the least refined ability to sense chakra.
In a Hidden Village, that's quite a bit of the population.
She's ahead of them, though. Simply because she doesn't need the huge beacon.
The painful twinge in the back of her neck is enough.
It's why she isn't even remotely surprised _where_ she's heading towards.
When the flare finally fades, Mitarashi Anko is perched atop a power pole, looking towards a sector of Konoha that's been defunct and deserted for years now.
And she still doesn't know what it is that makes her more uneasy about the situation. The fact that she'd almost managed to close the chapter of her life involving her old teacher and his get? Or the fact the bundle strapped to her back seemed to be almost humming.
"What the hell am I supposed to do with this, bastard?"
A hand travels back to free the wrappings from around the bundle's top.
"Learn to use it. It would be a shame to let something like that gather dust."
She grasps the revealed hilt.
"Swords were never really my thing."
It really is humming, the leather beneath her palm vibrating in a way that could be almost described as eager.
"Learn to appreciate the irony, then. You keep what you kill."
The sword goes perfectly still, but she clearly feels tension mounting ...
Then she's moving, synapses burning, muscles pumping as she plummets downwards, actually running along the pole she was perched on in a full out sprint.
Kunai, windmill shuriken, senbon, and a variety of other thrown projectiles slam into the pole, coming uncomfortably close and in some cases actually skittering from her reinforced longcoat before she's jumping, pushing off from her erstwhile perch and raceway, tumbling through the air to roll across a rooftop and disappear beneath its far lip.
She's still moving when she hits the ground, skidding backwards even as hands come up to brandish a pair of kunai, darting to and fro in a frantic effort that has oncoming projectiles being slapped out of the air by either them or her coat sleeves' ceramic inlays.
When she's finally stopped, panting somewhat, eyes warily scanning her surroundings, she doesn't register what she's seeing for the first little while.
She spends a second merely annoyed by the obstructions to her field of view, though in the back of her mind there's a note being made of where they are and that they'd likely make good cover if need be.
Which is when _what_ they are registers, and she curses. Briefly. Viciously. Entirely appropriately considering the situation.
It's also the reason why, when the darkness of the now moonless, cloudy night that covers the skyline is interrupted here and there by something, she doesn't dismiss it out of hand.
Though she's wishing. Boy is she wishing.
Her back against the side of one, and surrounded by an entire clan graveyard's worth of coffins that had seemingly sprouted up out of the ground, with pair upon pair of crimson eyes glaring down at her, Anko's finds herself thinking that this is either going to be a very long night, or a very very short one.
A giant toad dropping down onto a group of her assailants, demolishing the building that serves as their perch in the process tilts the odds towards the former by at least a little bit ...
***
"It shouldn't have worked," Jiraiya says, bringing his ever present scroll holder up in a parry. It's big, it's bulky, it's likely got more reinforcing seals on it than a castle rampart.
Projectiles, and even the occasional Katon, don't really do much against it. There's a reason for the densetsu tag his name's earned. Legendary isn't just for show, or talking himself into some pretty little thing's panties, after all.
On his own, he's a force to be reckoned with. And this time around, he's hardly on his own.
"Well, obviously, there's something you've overlooked!"
Tsunade is furious and it shows. A head pops like an overripe melon, dirt and strips of flesh and bone showering outwards from the point of impact.
"The damn Edo Tensei isn't just a Jutsu! It's not even a single ritual, but a whole slew of them. It can't be used offhand, not without preparation, not on such a scale, not ... behind you!"
She twists out of the way in an impossibly fast dodge, the kodachi still managing to slip into her guard but barely drawing even a faint line of blood along her flank as she wheels around to retaliate ...
... and the blow goes wide, or rather, goes through where the head of her attacker should be, if she hadn't taken it off not a minute ago. In its place, she can see the macabre spectacle of dirt and flesh and skin and slivers of bone drawing slowly upwards, reforming grotesquely into their prior form ...
... before the body is ripped apart, into charred, sizzling chunks.
"Actually, Hebi-yarou did it when I was fighting him, though that was only one person," Kyuubi's hand trails ash and wisps of youki. "Besides, he's doing it wrong. And at this sort of scale? Pathetic little maggot has to be burning on the inside just to keep all that chakra he shoved into himself down at your hospital flowing, not to mention contained. And as soon as he's _out_, he's done. Just keep them contained, and from killing too many people on the off chance that they can feed themselves."
The kitsune grins wickedly, looking straight at Tsunade.
"Just kill them."
The spike of killing intent went right past the rational bits of her brain, to the place that was as old as humanity itself, and seemed to take up residence.
"One after another, or all in one go, it doesn't matter one way or the other."
Wisps of youki drift from his hands, trailing backwards, over his shoulders, and slowly intermingling with chakra.
"And if they get up again, then just _kill_ them again, no matter how many times."
A quartet of Kage Bunshin slowly wind their way into existence, then momentarily shift to be replaced by four large, white furred, crimson eyed foxes.
"We can do that, can't we, Ho-ka-ge-chan?"
***
He's always been proud of his eyes. That they were just that tiny bit better, just that tiny bit more accurate. That they'd never, ever lied to him, or tried to sugar-coat the world.
For the first time in his life, Hyuuga Neji wishes he could afford to turn them off.
It's the vilest thing he's ever seen.
Dirt and chakra and dead flesh breathing and moving and wanting nothing more than to _kill_.
... he doesn't though.
Some would say he'd just cold like that.
Efficient.
The very embodiment of the idea that is 'shinobi'.
But it has less to do with that, and more to do with the first of these mockeries he's encountered that night was just getting done slaughtering its way through a nursery.
***
The last time he'd seen this sort of intensity was three years back, during the invasion of the Sound and Sand, and that time he was the one playing nursemaid to the Academy students.
This time, he's in the thick of it ...
And deep inside, he's afraid.
It's why he hasn't gone on to become Jounin. It's what scares him, more than anything else in the world.
He slams through the door, armored shoulder of the vest shattering through without much in the way of problems, just as a lash of chakra laden razor wire carves its way through the space above him, going through wood and metal like a hot knife through butter. Rolling, scrambling, tossing off a spread of kunai and caltrops behind him he dashes through the dark, dusty interior.
They follow.
He's good at running, though. Good at delaying, stalling, keeping them occupied. For a onetime prankster, these things are second nature, or even closer than that.
And he's out, his pursuers occupied inside for the moment, with Bunshins and annoying little tricks and traps that don't really _hurt_ ...
... but then, that isn't their purpose.
He doesn't pause, doesn't even turn around, before reaching a length of wire camouflaged better than the traps inside are - and he knows his camouflage. You didn't run pranks past the noses of the old Uchiha Police Force on a regular basis without being damn good at that.
He's grabbing for it.
Pulsing his chakra through his hand and fingers.
Vaulting over the top of a low stone wall as the explosive tags spread through the old place go off, multiple blasts filling its insides with concussive waves as well as sharp and pointy bits of metal before bringing the whole two story building down on those within and grinning, grinning, _grinning_ so hard his scar aches.
He's afraid of this, more than anything else in the world.
Because, when he can't fight it anymore?
When it takes over?
When he totally loses control?
He _likes_ it.
And right now Umino Iruka ...
... Chuunin of Konohagakure no Sato ...
... is ...
... _loving_ it.
***
It's funny how she doesn't feel any pain.
The wound is hardly clean - rather, it's ragged edged, ugly, and winding its way just barely past an artery as it twists and turns along flesh. That had been what one of her attackers was aiming for in the first place, and she doesn't know _how_ she'd managed to try and dodge as quickly as she had. Or why her mind decided one sacrifice to be more affordable than the other.
Or, no.
She realizes well and good the reason for the latter.
It's selfish, really, but she knows that most things in life are.
Her parents aren't ninja.
So, to protect them; to do what she can so that these murdering dogs wearing human guise never get within even a kunai's throw of them ...
The pill is one that works quickly, and directly, but only for a comparatively brief time period. The second one is less effective, and a stimulant rather than a painkiller ...
She pops the first one, gives her Jounin-sensei the best glare she can muster in her current state, even as her teammates struggle to give them a moment of relative peace, and speaks.
Or rather, demands.
Her words as devoid of inflection and numb to her ears as her soul feels at the prospect of coming home to a dead family.
"I can still fight. Cauterize it."
He doesn't argue. She can tell he wants to. Argue. Yell. Protest. Give impassioned speeches about nothing being unsalvageable and if she'd be willing to fall back and ...
... his face is uncharacteristically grim as he nods and does it anyway.
It still doesn't hurt.
It doesn't hurt, but for some reason, she's screaming her lungs out as the kunai against her face is pumped with hot chakra and flesh sizzles.
It doesn't hurt when she gets back up, leaning on his shoulder, one side of her face and her neck and one shoulder wrapped in bandages.
It doesn't hurt when she leaps up, her mind a calculating machine of angles and velocities, her hands both steady and her aim still miraculously unerring, despite the lack of stereoscopic vision.
Her Village needs her.
Her Team needs her.
Her Family needs her.
If it's for them, no matter what it is, Tenten will never hurt.
***
"Having fun yet, ku-no-ichi?"
The voice infuriates her.
Annoys her.
And, oddly, comforts her.
Though she'll never let on about that last bit.
"Aho. About time you showed up."
Panting.
In a field of nicked, scarred, marred and sliced coffins.
And blood.
"See? You're using it after all."
Swordhilt clutched in her hands, blade inverted, tip digging into the ground as she half-kneels, leaning against it.
"... because I'm out of anything and everything else, bastard," she grunts out, hauling herself back to her feet, tatters of her coat hanging listlessly from her shoulders and only really kept together by whatever reinforcements she'd had sewn into it. "But yeah, it works out, somehow. Great edge on it."
"Good, I'd hate to have to look for a replacement because someone got careless," he growls. "So try not to die."
"How disappointing. You're not sticking around?"
"No, I think it's about high time to finish."
She gives him a measuring look. He shrugs.
"You ought to know, ku-no-ichi. How to kill a snake. Just cut off the head."
And he's gone.
Anko sways for a moment, pressing one hand against a nearby coffin to steady herself, her grip on the Kusanagi-no-Tsurugi firm ...
A growl.
Slinking from the shadows, a pair of familiar foxes joins her, their white fur matted with blood.
"Yeah, well, you do that, aho. You do that," she chuckles, cracking her neck with a satisfying series of pops. "And I'll help finish up here."
They move to follow, before she stops and glares.
It's a glare full of burning determination, and a promise of pain.
"Feh. Bastard. How high am I going to go if I'm leaning on you? What use am I if I can't stand on my own?"
She has a place to belong. A cause she'd chosen to follow.
Now she wants to _earn_ it.
"Gotta let a girl show off a little too, you know?"
The blade flashes out, a motion so swift and sure and _no_ she hasn't practiced it but it feels like the blade is an extension of her Self anyway.
It feels natural.
It feels like blood.
It feels like the essence, distilled, of a single concept.
To Cut.
"I'm a leaf in the wind."
The kunoichi yanks her blade loose, bringing it about in a vicious arc that separates a would-be assailant's head from the rest of him, then comes down to split the torso in twain.
"So _watch_!"
A half-step, half-jump. A foot planted on the shoulder of another one that tried to blindside her. A perfect spin, her arms dragging a silver and crimson trail through the air and slash another, and another, and another ...
"Me!"
... until it's a discord of motion and stillness, silence and noise, peace and unmatched violence.
"Soar!"
Sometimes, the person you need to prove yourself to is the one you see in the mirror every day.
***
He's seen better.
And he's seen worse.
He's also seen a helluva lot better, as well as a helluva lot worse.
They never affect him much, though, so he just walks on through.
No big thing. Just another little Genjutsu.
One of these days, he should show these people what a real Demon Illusion looks like.
Oh well.
There's time for that later.
More appropriate occasions as well.
Into and through the house, out the back, into the garden.
It used to be clean, and well kept, and pristine ... some of which still shows.
Some.
Not that he gives very much of a damn.
Not really.
He isn't here to sightsee, really, and he's had more than enough of that whole vengeful dead clinging to life concept with the Nibi.
Every.
Single.
Damn.
Time.
It gets annoying.
And if this were just what the snake-bastard had done, it wouldn't be as problematic. But no, this brat has to be different and mess with something that draws so damn much attention!
Just lucky the damn cat isn't roaming about, he supposes, since this'd draw her like an oversized catnip chewtoy.
He should know, he's pulled that one on her a while ago.
Attention returns to the here and now, though.
The garden.
Out below a wooden jetty and a lake.
Three of them.
Two like the ones outside of this secluded little corner of the massacre.
That last one, though.
Kyuubi takes his time to let out a brief, amused chuckle.
Gaunt.
Stringy, messy, grey hair, more of which lies at his feet in clumps than hangs from his head.
Hollow cheeks, and skin lined and cracked with wear and age that hadn't been there even a few hours ago.
And covered, literally covered, with simmering golden designs that creep and move and shift with every single breath of his.
One hand loosely grasping a straight, black bladed ninja-to.
Empty eye sockets staring off into space.
Mouth moving, saying something faint into the distance ...
... the two others, one man, one woman, move.
Swiftly, surely, effectively coming in from two different directions in a matter of moments.
Then there are two piles of ash, a circle of ground scorched bare, and a couple of brief flicks as he shakes the flecks of still burning hot embers from his hands.
And he's close to the softly rocking form.
"... aniki? I'm strong ... aniki ... aren't I? Say that I'm strong ... mother, father ... please?"
How ... disappointing.
Uchiha Sasuke dies as he lived, completely and utterly alone.
It only takes a single kunai.
Then the sky opens up, and Kyuubi smirks, seeing that the night isn't a complete and total loss.
He does, after all, and paradoxically enough for a being of fire, love the rain.
***
Morning dawns, and the rain continues to fall ...
... which reflects the atmosphere of the moment just fine, Tsunade supposes.
It was only with the end of the bloody interlude that her work truly started, after all. Moving the injured, and there were a lot of those, both civilian and nin, into the emergency center within the Hokage Tower. Getting on top of the situation. Calming people down, which proved, to date, the most daunting of her tasks.
For one reason or another Mitarashi decided, sometime around six in the AM, to occupy the couch in her office and was merrily snoring away. As well as irrevocably staining the leather, but she didn't have it in her to take the extra effort and throw her out on her ass, cute as it was.
Feeling every year of her age, she reflected in a rare moment of temporary peace, sucked. And she is, there and then, going through just that.
"Is that everything?"
"For the moment, yes," her assistant is as tired as herself, or looks to be at any rate.
And prospects weren't good. Despite relatively rapid intervention, the death toll was well in the hundreds. Mostly among the civilians, but the shinobi of Konohagakure weren't spared either. It was almost as bad as three years ago had been, in fact ... and that took a lot of juggling to straighten out, not to mention getting the Village back on track.
"Where the hell is Haruno, anyway?"
She wonders out loud, head drooping for a moment.
"I sent her to rest, Tsunade-sama," Shizune replies after a moment. "Her family ... she isn't taking it well."
The Godaime sighs, then nods, though that's more to herself than to her assistant.
Damnit, she needs sleep. And maybe, just maybe, this will all turn out to have been an extremely unpleasant dream.
She hopes.
***
"I could smell you half a block away, dead man," he says, entering the apartment as he does so. The unexpected occupant doesn't startle, but that could pretty much mean anything. "What the hell do you want?"
And Kyuubi, despite a somewhat entertaining evening, isn't really in the mood for guessing games.
The man is tall, lean, and dark haired.
"Not surprised?"
"Seen it before. Don't get ahead of yourself, though. I know how to make dead _stay_ dead. Didn't expect the magatama," the kitsune mentions, noting the bead-like adornment sitting right on top of the man's collar bone. "So, somebody found out I'm not gone? That was fast."
"You really ain't the brat, are you?"
"Want me to rip off your leg and beat you to death with it? I'd expect you could take a lot of punishment, considering that little gem of yours, and I'm not quite done de-stressing yet."
"Whoa, easy. Look, I'm not here to fight. I'm just supposed to pass along a message, since ..."
"... you're native, sort of. Used to be. Resonance. I know, I know, now kindly get on with it before I lose my temper."
"Well, my new boss says to tell you that, and I quote - they had him Seal the damn thing to the nines as soon as they found out you were indisposed. Things aren't quite off kilter yet, but he'd rather not lose his summer home so while he can't hop over and get you because of some sort of sympathetic dissonance thing, he's got something of his in here that'll let you cut through the Seals without much of a problem. Also, if you don't manage it within the six months, you're hosting poker night next time."
"Right," Kyuubi muttered, rubbing his head in exasperation. "Right. Because it's never just _one_ thing. Of course. I'm going to kick Susanoo's white-haired, trigram sprouting ass into next century for this shit when I see him. That it?"
"Yup."
"Then piss off, and try not to let anyone see you. We've had enough with the raising of the dead for one night."
Kyuubi growls, but otherwise appears utterly and totally calm. Composed. Perfectly at ease, even.
Knowing that there are times when discretion is the better part of valor, especially in the presence of something that was already seriously scary shit back when it was just lurking in the background of the brat, Momochi Zabuza does just that.
"Aw, to fuck with it, I'm not in any mood to think about this shit," Kyuubi growls to himself, tossing the oblong bundle he's been carrying around for the past hour onto the ratty couch, cleaning up the bloodstains by virtue of flash frying them, and incidentally his clothes as well, into ash, and finally rambling on towards the bedroom.
He collapses.
Tomorrow.
He'd deal with whatever the smug ass wanted then.
Right now, sleep sounds oh so much better.
***
'Boy on the bike, what are you like
As you cycle round the town?
You're going up, you're going down
You're going nowhere
It's not as if they're paying you
It's not as if its fun
At least not anymore
When your legs are black and blue
It's time to take a break
When your legs are black and blue
It's time to take a holiday'
-'Fox in the Snow', Rasputina
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EPILOGUE
***
As if he didn't have enough problems.
Looking to the crimson-dusk of this Jigoku-Realm's sky, he growls his frustration, even as he quickens his pace. Here, things are never simple. They haven't been simple since he'd come out from under his mother's protection ... but that was simply the way it went in the place of unfettered Souls.
But then, he'd always managed to find some way of dealing with whatever problems presented themselves. That wasn't going to change now, either.
Around him, the camp slowly sunk into night, though here one could harldy tell by something as trivial as the amount of light the crimson skies shed.
Yorimasa, as much as he is an annoying, scheming, wasteful bastard, tends to run a tight army and usually pays well and on time. The last bit being more important than the first, more often than not, was reason enough for spending as much time as they had in his employ.
The Nue is weak, though.
He strides past the innermost encampment's silken walls, shoving a stray Inu-Youkai out of the way and almost, _almost_ getting a challenge in return ...
Spineless cowards, the lot of that get!
Pity.
He's in the mood for some mindless violence.
Then he's free, free of the stench of their collective youki, free of the wall, and free of the need to uphold this annoying form ...
... free to run.
A three-tailed streak of rust, little more than a shadow in a landscape painted through stark whites and blacks and blood-reds.
As expected, the others aren't there.
It doesn't really bother him. Better that than ripping one-another apart in frustration. Still, it's a starting point, and gathering the lot together immediately will see them away from the bastard and his host of carrion mongers.
It doesn't take a genius to know when something is about to fall apart, and the Nue's oh so precious legion is well set to do just that.
He knows where they are, roughly. He always does.
Still, he feels the wind as he runs ...
... and it brings him violence. The faint burning of youki, the universal copper of blood ...
... it doesn't take long to get there. Not long at all.
Not long at all before he's clawing, and biting, and trailing ash from rust-colored fur coated in freshly spilled blood.
There are a dozen of the pathetic wretches, always prowling, always hunting, always _hungry_ for magatama and flesh and youki in their near-mindless drive. It's surprising that there are only so few, really, considering that they're the effective bulk of the conquering army ...
... likely didn't feel like sharing a meal.
"Myobu."
Her white fur is running red with blood, most of it her own, and she can hardly stand. Despite this, she growls. The pathetic little ragtag group of local Rei cowers behind this equally pathetic spectacle.
"I should just finish you off for this," he growls out, tails lashing. "For the sheer stupidity of it!"
But he doesn't. They all have their ... foibles. The idiot healer never could become as ... efficient at some things as he and Koryo. She'd never been able to develop the appropriate us-and-them mentality ...
... but then, that was why he was leader.
And speaking of mentality ...
"Koryo," he growls, flaring some of his Youki as he circles around the huddled group. The chuckle in the air beside him doesn't come as a surprise, nor is the shimmer in the air there cause of any. "Get your smug ass out here where I can yell at you!"
"Oya, oya, taicho! No call for that! No call at all!"
The grey, shimmering kitsune fades into visibility, protesting all the while, his expression a study in innocence that's about as genuine as any of the Nue's promises had been.
"Shut up before I spay you, 'Ko-chan'," the rust of his fur flares, momentarily reducing the Gaki-blood and bits of flesh lodged here and there on his body to ash. Flickers of flame trail from paws and tails, over the ground, disappearing into the corpses. Koryo does as he's told. Good choice. "Now listen."
A few moments later Koryo's form is gone again, trailing through the Ether to track down the other six of the pack.
A bit after that, Myobu's insensate body resting across his back, the three-tails considers the Rei.
They're worthless. Scared shitless, clad in things that had never been intended for travel and are little more than rags now ... he's seen them before, he realizes. And gives a dry, mirthless chuckle.
Well.
Maybe the fool little healer isn't quite so foolish ... or maybe it's just luck.
He can use this.
He _will_ use this.
It's too good not to use.
First, though, he has to see about getting these maggots as well as his pack away before the idiot Nue realized he was missing a dozen of his most ... pfeh ... loyal vermin.
Then they'll wait, and maybe help along a little until Yorimasa's oh-so-grand legion turns on itself - something so obvious only someone as arrogant as the Nue could miss it - and play the noble beasts while brining the 'rightful rulers' back to this shattered land.
After all, his employment contract was terminated no more than an hour ago.
He's Nogitsune of the Kyuubi. He's entitled to being a mean-spirited little ass every once in a while. Especially if it means getting himself a fiefdom.
Before the thought is done, though, light flares in his vision ...
... and the body of Uzumaki Naruto bolts upwards, throwing the covers of the bed aside, momentarily red eyes fading back into icy-blue.
The Kyuubi no Kitsune glares at the dawning sun as its rays bathe Konohagakure in a golden glow.
He hates how the sun always, _always_ gets him in the face every morning.
On general principle if nothing else. It's just the way he is.
But at the moment, that irritation is shoved aside by something else.
Dreams.
He's having _dreams_ again.
He hates having dreams.
They're never -ever- a good sign.
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END foxes wild
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Sleep now.
-Griever
When tact is required, use brute force. When force is required, use greater force.
When the greatest force is required, use your head. Surprise is everything. - The Book of Cataclysm

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  Super Group Strike Force
Posted by: Electroeagle - 02-04-2007, 11:14 PM - Forum: The Legendary - Replies (1)

Well 4 of us in The Infamous, Lady Nogi, Mace, Jen, and TechHead started the lvl 25 sg SF. We agreed to finish it on Monday 2/05/07 6:30-7ish pm Eastern. This is a note to remind those involved of the time.


As it turns out we couldn't quite finish it Monday and will meet up again Tuesday 2/06/07 at about the same time.
So to mix a metaphore.. See you tomorow True Believers, Same Infamous time, Same Infamous channel!
Doug

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  Spectacular!
Posted by: Logan Darklighter - 02-04-2007, 04:14 PM - Forum: The Legendary - Replies (1)

I've been complimented on my screenshots before, but I think I caught a sequence that truly is astounding this time.
This sequence of 13 shots of Vigdis Brightblade was taken at the end of a mission on Striga vs the Banished Pantheon. You're supposed to defeat all of the Pantheon and destroy a portal to the spirit world that they're trying to open. The portal itself is a unique bit of graphics I've seen nowhere else in the game yet. I'd played this mission before so I knew what to expect and I thought I could get some nice shots as Vee took out the portal. So I rotated the camera around and got a good angle before commencing with the destruction while keeping a rapid-fire trigger finger on the "print screen" button.
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Now tell me that whole spinning, swirly sword strike doesn't just scream "Magical Girl"! ^_^

-Logan
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  Robotech fans?
Posted by: ECSNorway - 02-04-2007, 06:49 AM - Forum: Marketplace - No Replies

For a very limited time, a fellow I know is producing minis of spacecraft from this series. Selections include the ARMD "Armor" platform, the SDF-1 and -2, and the Banshee, Tristar, and Tokugawa ships from Southern Cross. He is also considering trying to sculpt an Ikazuchi from MOSPEADA.
He will be taking orders for the next two weeks, but on the 15th he'll be shutting the website down, as it's a bit difficult to operate this kind of business from an army base in Iraq.
If folks are interested, however, I'm tempted to place a larger order for myself, and can include a few things.
Banshee Destroyer - $3, ~ 1 inch
Trister Cruiser - $4, ~ 1.5 inch
ARMD: $5, ~ 1.75 inch
SDF-1/2: $12 (I think), ~ 4 inch
He also has ships from Starship Troopers and Space: Above and Beyond. Website is forgottenstarhips.blogspot.com - the paypal links are poorly hand-coded, however, and only intermittently functional for some reason.
I'm going to have to find a source for the fighters, now...--
"I give you the beautiful... the talented... the tirelessly atomic-powered...
R!
DOROTHY!
WAYNERIGHT!

--
Sucrose Octanitrate.
Proof positive that with sufficient motivation, you can make anything explode.

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  Boston and the ATHF
Posted by: robkelk - 02-04-2007, 12:38 AM - Forum: Politics and Other Fun - Replies (1)

Two editorials on the Aqua Teen Hunger Force advertising (not to put too fine a point on it) f**k-up in Boston: Steve Jackson's, on the Daily Illuminator, where he points out that somebody in charge had to have known what they were doing; and Chris Nelson's, on The Register, where he points out that the Boston officials' overreaction may end up with one of the two people hired to put up the signs being denied political asylum.

-Rob Kelk
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Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012

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  song ideas
Posted by: Norgarth - 02-03-2007, 09:42 PM - Forum: The Game Everyone Loves To Play - Replies (7)

Seems I've been accumulating a bunch of these, so here goes:
Wasn't That a Party
Irish Rovers
Could've been the whiskey
Might've been the gin
Could've been the three or four six-packs,
I don't know, but look at the mess I'm in
My head is like a football
I think I'm going to die
Tell me, me oh, me oh my
Wasn't that a party
Someone took a grapefruit
Wore it like a hat
I saw someone under my kitchen table
Talking to my old tom cat
They were talking about hockey
The cat was talking back
Long about then everything went black
Wasn't that a party
I'm sure it's just my memory
Playing tricks on me
But I think I saw my buddy
Cutting down my neighbour's tree
Could've been the whiskey
Might've been the gin
Could've been the three or four six-packs,
I don't know, but look at the mess I'm in
My head is like a football
I think I'm going to die
Tell me, me oh, me oh my
Wasn't that a party
Billy, Joe and Tommy
Well they went a little far
They were sittin' in my back yard, blowing on a sireen
From somebody's police car
So you see, Your Honour
It was all in fun
The little bitty track meet down on main street
Was just to see if the cops could run
Well they run us in to see you
In an alcoholic haze
I sure can use those thirty days
To re-cover from the party
Could've been the whiskey
Might've been the gin
Could've been the three or four six-packs,
I don't know, but look at the mess I'm in
My head is like a football
I think I'm going to die
Tell me, me oh, me oh my
Wasn't that a party
Power: makes everyone in area of effect suffer from a massive hangover, only police and other official peacekeepers are uneffected. On Warriors world, this was fine since the Warriors are in a sense law officers (international law, and they are closer to a SWAT team than beat cops, but still...) Even major supervillains aren't gonna be much of a threat when a simple shout leaves them wth a splitting headache.
The problem is that if he doesn't have some sort of 'official authority', it affects Doug as well (which might come as a surprise to him if he doesn't think about it beforehand).
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Artist/Band: Nitty Gritty Dirt Band
Lyrics for Song: Battle of New Orleans
In 1814 we took a little trip,
Along with colonel jackson down the mighty mississip.
We took a little bacon and we took a little beans,
And we fought the bloody british in the town of new orleans.
We fired our guns and the british kept a comin,
There wasnt bout as many as there was awhile ago.
We fired once more and they began to runnin
On down the mississippi to the gulf of mexico.
Oh we looked down the river and we seen the british come.
There must have been a hundred of em beatin on a drum.
They stepped so high and they made their bugles ring.
We stood behind our cotton bales and didn?t say a thing.
Old hickory said we could take em by surprise,
If we didn't fire our muskets till we looked em in the eyes.
We held our fire till we seen their faces well,
Then we opened up our squirrel guns and gave em a little...well....we...
....fired our guns and the british kept a comin,
There wasnt bout as many as there was awhile ago.
We fired once more and they began to runnin
On down the mississippi to the gulf of mexico.
We fired our cannons till the barrels melted down,
Then we grabbed an alligator and we fired another round.
We filled his head with cannonballs and powdered his behind,
And when we touched the powder off, the gator lost his mind.
We fired our guns and the british kept a comin,
There wasnt bout as many as there was awhile ago.
We fired once more and they began to runnin
On down the mississippi to the gulf of mexico.
We fired our guns and the british kept a comin,
There wasnt bout as many as there was awhile ago.
We fired once more and they began to runnin
On down the mississippi to the gulf of mexico.
Power: creates simulcra of a group of American Militia troops from the early 19th century.__________________
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin.
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"I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific." - George Carlin

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  Submitted for approval...
Posted by: Drenivian - 02-03-2007, 09:15 AM - Forum: Fenspace - Replies (3)

Well, it took me a bit, but I finally got done.
Name: SEV Pegasus
Created by Edward Dunkel
Registry Number: SEV 0001
Base Hull: Medea Transport Plane (Mobile Suit Gundam Referance)
Drive Type: Acceleration rated .05c / Emergency .1c
Owner of Record: Captain Drenivian
Flag of Record: Independant
Purpose: Transport and Space Repair Vessel
Launched: April 10, 2009
Crew: Captain Drenivian
Rio Onboard AI
Extra Stuff
Two EVA Suits (Shaped like the RX-78 and the R-1 Mobile Suits.) Small Wavium growth compartment.
Known Vehicle Quirks
Faster than she looks the Pegasus is faster than she looks, and she mounts a pair of emergency "wavedrive boosters for when Drenivian REALLY needs to get somewhere.
Stronger than she looks The frame of the Pegasus was Re-Inforced before the Wavium was applied to give the frame the added strength. Drenivian didnt want what happened to a Medea in the Mobile Suit Gundam series to happen to his.
Power Eater: The Emergency boosters eat the avaiable power and if left active for over 5 minutes, completely de-powers the craft. Rio maintains a lock on the panel except in what she decides is an emergency.
Ohhh. We Like: Members of the Gearheads faction have been known to hire the Pegasus just to get a look at it. Drenivian has promised to present it as a gift to a few members when his new ship is complete.
Known Crew Quirks
We Care: The Crew of the Pegasus listens to all emergency calls in space, and will respond to those that are close.
We Fixit: The crew of the Pegasus are interglactic fixit people and will fix most people's craft for a price.
Kinda, but no: The Crew is sympathetic to the Gearheads, Banzai Institute, and Crystal Millenum factions, but claims none as their own.

Faction: None
Homeport: Claims none.
Current Location: Landed at Grover's Corners
Status: ACTIVE
Trivia:
The SEV Pegasus was constructed in a Plane Graveyard.
Captain Drenivian spends half of his time EVA in the RX-78 suit gaining confidence in his EVA actions.
Captain Drenivian wears one of the EVA suits when piloting so that he can get used to the feel of them in gravity. Hes always thinking of ways of getting himself out of danger.
EVA Suits
Frame: Suit 1 - RX-78
Suit 2 R-1
Construction: Made to fit Drenivian. Suits where molded into the shape of both suits.
Donning Like BGC Hardsuits
Propulsion: Both suits have thrusters on the feet, backpack, and shoulders. They allow decient movement in space, and short hops in gravity.
Info: The backpacks contain Communications and Computer gear to allow communications with the Pegasus.
Defences: The Shells can take repeated hits with small space debris or maybe a bullet shot or two, but thats pushing the Structual Integrity, but never stops Drenivian from wearing most of the RX-78 EVA suit at business meetings.
Optional Equipment: A wide variety of Tools developed for space use. And a few Power Tools coated with wavium.
and one coilgun, with caseing to look like a beamrifle, two wavium treated swords, and a shield treated with 'wavium.
Trivia:
Drenivian is attempting to modify the R-1 EVA suit so that Rio is able to do more than be a backseat driver when hes EVA.
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Character Info
Captian Drenivian and Rio, the Pegasuss AI
Captian Drenivian
Appearance:
Age: 27
Weight: 247
Height: 5"11
Clothes:

Notable Mundane Attributes:
EVA Experience Drenivian has extensive experience in Extra Vehicular Missions, mostly transport between two Fencraft.
Atmospheric Piloting Drenivian is an experienced pilot in Atmosphere.
Biomod
Newtype Drenivian is able to interface with radar and radio equipment with open Wi-Fi connections. Interferance gives Drenivian a headache and his radio can be called. His Radio connection is usually interfaced to the Planes Radio for the switchboard. (This was grown by prolonged exposure to the Wavium fumes during construction of the Pegasus.)
'Wavium Abilites:
Crafts Love Me: When using Handwavium to fix things, the strength of the fixed area enhanced a bit.
Quirks
Gamer Drenivian loves to take the time and learn Card/Video/Pen and Paper/Online games.
I need quiet! Drenivian prefers to have a space where he can be alone and quiet. This is how he relaxes after a hard days work.
Universal Best Friend Drenivian seems to be the Galactic Equivalent of a therapist, even though he has no training what so ever. People always seem to be able to open up to him, even after just a few minutes of meeting him.
Robotic Tinkerer Drenivian uses small amounts of Wavium in experiments to create a robotic shell. (His usual targets are the EVA suits, to make them more like BGC hardsuits, hes had little success)
General Description
Drenivian is a traveling handyman, who plies his trade throughout the inner planets. His craft, the Pegasus, is his personal workboat, while he designs his next craft, which will take the shape of the White Base class from Mobile Suit Gundam, which will enable him to service and transport more people throughout the plannets, and be a tender ship for the Star League.
Rio, the Pegasuss AI
Notable Mundane Attributes
Piloting Rio can pilot the SEV Pegasus independently while Drenivian is doing other things.
Accomplished Programmer Being completely a computer AI, Rio is an accomplished Computer Programmer.
Wavium Abilities
None
Quirks
Fiery Temper Rio is easily angered for an AI. When angered she loves to spam people with the most annoying music possible. This is also an effective tactic that Drenivian makes use of.When engaging, nothing beats a full frontal.
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  East Coast Infamous
Posted by: jpub - 02-03-2007, 05:57 AM - Forum: The Legendary - No Replies

I know we as a general rule prefer the heroic side, but I was playing my Thugs/Poison MM over on Infinity, and I noticed something.
Disrespect, my character, is now the Leader of East Coast Infamous.
Since we still play the Hero side of Infinity a bunch, I'd like to suggest that we try to fill out the villainside - because really, I'm a lousy SG leader. I'm a lousy leader period - I can barely run teams.--
Christopher Angel, aka JPublic
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  The old Faultline - Magnificent desolation
Posted by: Logan Darklighter - 02-03-2007, 12:10 AM - Forum: The Legendary - Replies (1)

While I have come to enjoy greatly the new Faultline Zone and wouldn't really want to go back to the old one per-se. I do feel like we lost some amazing views. I went there with Lora'Lai not long before the changeover at issue 8. Specifically to look around one last time. Took some screenshots. In going through them, I came across this one.
Oh... my... god...
Boomtown is desolation, but it looks like a standard warzone. The old Faultline defied physics and was a scene of COMIC BOOK destruction.
Like crossing the Grand Canyon with a Steve Ditko-like sense of geometry.
It would be nice if there was a time travel mission that allowed you to access the old Faultline. It still exists, you know. Just like the old Paragon Dance Party still exists. You just can't access it. But the code is there.
Just thought I'd post it for those who might not have ever bothered to take the trip down there before they changed it. -Logan
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