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Clap on! 0-1. Clap off! 1-0. |
Posted by: HoagieOfDoom - 04-04-2005, 10:05 PM - Forum: Drunkard's Walk V: Another Divine Mess You've Gotten Me Into
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A thought occurred to me while watching an AMG AMV.
We know that in the AMG universe, mortal reality is overseen and run by the giant computer Yggdrissil (Yggdrassil? Yggdrisil?). So how does it compute/perceive the presence of Doug, an extradimensional who, under the right cirumstances, can kill (and has killed) a God(dess) and is a mortal to boot? Would the system provide some sort of warning to its caretakers and three goddesses (and one god) in particular?*********
I am a very sensitive person! I can go from laughing to crying with just a kick to the face.
- Dave Attell
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Doug in BESM 2nd ed., rev. |
Posted by: firvulag - 04-04-2005, 07:51 AM - Forum: General DW Chatter
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A while back there was a thread by, I think, Drenivian about converting Doug into tri-stat. I can't find it, and I don't remember seeing the conversion posted.
That's been bugging me for a while, so I decided to do my own conversion, using BESM becuase I don't have a copy of Silver Age Sentinels.
Character Name: Douglas "Looney Toons" Sangnoir
System: BESM 2nd ed. Revised
Genre: Supers
Character Points: 67 Skill Points: 90
Race: Mutant Human
Occupation: Soldier
Age: 36 Sex: Male
Stats
Body 8
Mind 10
Soul 6
Derived Values
Health 70
Energy 80
Shock 14
Psyche 8
Attack Combat Value 8
Defence Comat Value 6 +4
Attribute Level Point Cost Notes
Defensive Combat Mastery 4 8 +4 to DCV only (Field)
Dynamic Sorcery 5 20 See Defects
Ground Speed 1 2 Up to 50 kph
Item of Power 2 4 Helmet
Organization Ties 2 4 U.N. *
Owns a Big Mecha 2 8 Motorcycle
Personal Gear 2 2 Polykex armour, ID, etc
Sixth Sense 1 1 Mage Sight
Defects Bonus Points Notes
Famous 1 Priced as Wanted
Improbablity Field 1 Minor wierd things
Magical Restrictions 3 Needs songs,
uncontrolable
Significant Other 1 Shadowwalker *
[DW2 only]
Wanted 2 GENOM
Skeleton in the Closet 2 Outsider, the Loon.
Skills Level Point Cost Specializations
Acrobatics 2 4 Tumbling(?)
Computers 2 10 Programming
Electronics 2 8 Cybernetics
Magical Sciences 1 5 ?
Military Sciences 1 5 Tactics
Lingustics 3 6 French, Valdemaran,
Japanese
Social Sciences 1 2 Pop Music
Archery 1 3
Gun Combat 1 5
Melee Attack 1 4
Melee Defense 2 8
Ranged Defence 2 10
Thrown Weapons 1 4
Unarmed Attack 2 8
Unarmed Defence 3 12
Item of Power
The helmet (7 pts.)
Attributes Level Point Cost Notes
Features 3 3 Comms, Comp.,
Headlights, Night
Vision, Juke Box
Heavy Armour 1 2 Open, unarmoured face
Special Defence 2 2 EMP
Big Mecha
The bike (pts.)
Health 40
Attributes Level Point Cost Notes
AI 2 4
Features 1 1 Headlight, 2-way radio
Flight 3 12 Contra-grav
Ground Speed 4 8 ~300 kph
Shape Change 1 2 Colour only
Defects Bonus Points
Restricted Ground Movement 1 Road-bound
Exposed Occupant 2
* Only applies in the Warriors World
Notes:
BESM derived stats: Health and Energy are pretty straight forward. Shock is from the expanded combat rules, if a character takes more damage from a single attack than their shock value they must role against their Soul. If they fail the role they are incapacitated for a number of rounds equal to the amount they failed by.
Psyche is an optional stat for use in CoC type games. Every time a character makes a Psyche check they get a point added on (max 20). Every time they fail, they lose a point. At a Psyche of one, they go insane and are no longer PCs.
On attributes:
I didn't use the Warriors for Org. ties because they're a PC group.
Significant Other only counts for 1 BP because Shadowwalker is a PC.
On Defects, most of Dougs complications from Fuzion are things like Code of Honour and Stubborn that are not considered Defects in BESM as the player has control over them.
Skills are priced for Modern Military, and are most definately incomplete. For those unfamiliar with Tri-stat, skills are priced based on genre and usefullness within the genre. Skills are also optional in BESM and you're supposed to only take a skill that you've received extensive training in.
For instance, most people with drivers licenses in the real world would not get the driving skill. Professional race car drivers would.
I made Magical Sciences up and priced it as Military Sciences, mostly because it seems so important to the WW setting.
I didn't give specialties to the combat skills, mostly because I wasn't sure what to use.
Oh, and trying to do columns in eZboard really sucks. Does it do tables?
Firvulag,
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Recursion : The art of defining something (at least partly) in terms of
itself, which is a naughty no-no in dictionaries but often works out okay in
computer programs if you're careful not to recurse forever, which is like an
infinite loop with more spectacular failure modes. (Programming Perl 3rd ed.)
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The Last Possible Gate song |
Posted by: ordnance11 - 04-03-2005, 06:56 AM - Forum: The Game Everyone Loves To Play
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Home To Stay
by Josh Groban
I know you're gone
I watched you leave
I always thought
That it was me
You made it clear
With that last kiss
You couldn't live a life
With maybe's and whatif's
When every boat
Has sailed away
And every path
Is marked and paved
When every road
Has had its say
Then I'll be bringing you back
Home to stay
I have the cards you sent to me
You wrote of trains and Paris galleries
This spring you'll draw
Canals, and frescoed walls
Look how far your dreaming's gone
When every town looks just the same
When every choice gets hard to make
When every map is put away
Then I'll be bringing you back
Home to stay
And now I know why you had to go alone
Isn't there a place between
When every boat
Has sailed away
And every path
Is marked and paved
When every road
Has had its say
Then I'll be bringing you back
Home to stay
Reach out to me
Call out my name
And I would bring you back again
Today
I'd consider this the last gate song.
__________________
Into terror!, Into valour!
Charge ahead! No! Never turn
Yes, it's into the fire we fly
And the devil will burn!
- Scarlett Pimpernell
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Yet another fun song ... |
Posted by: Caligostro - 04-02-2005, 09:51 PM - Forum: The Game Everyone Loves To Play
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It's still Rock'n'Roll to me --- Billy Joel
Whats the matter with the clothes Im wearing?
Cant you tell that your ties too wide?
Maybe I should buy some old tab collars?
Welcome back to the age of jive.
Where have you been hidin out lately, honey?
You cant dress trashy till you spend a lot of money.
Everybodys talkin bout the new sound
Funny, but its still rock and roll to me
Whats the matter with the car Im driving?
Cant you tell that its out of style?
Should I get a set of white wall tires?
Are you gonna cruise the miracle mile?
Nowadays you cant be too sentimental
Your best bets a true baby blue continental.
Hot funk, cool punk, even if its old junk
Its still rock and roll to me
Oh, it doesnt matter what they say in the papers
cause its always been the same old scene.
Theres a new band in town
But you cant get the sound from a story in a magazine...
Aimed at your average teen
How about a pair of pink sidewinders
And a bright orange pair of pants?
You could really be a beau brummel baby
If you just give it half a chance.
Dont waste your money on a new set of speakers,
You get more mileage from a cheap pair of sneakers.
Next phase, new wave, dance craze, anyways
Its still rock and roll to me
Whats the matter with the crowd Im seeing?
Dont you know that theyre out of touch?
Should I try to be a straight a student?
If you are then you think too much.
Dont you know about the new fashion honey?
All you need are looks and a whole lotta money.
Its the next phase, new wave, dance craze, anyways
Its still rock and roll to me
Everybodys talkin bout the new sound
Funny, but its still rock and roll to me
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Effect:
- Everybody in AOE is dressed in 1960's style till the end of day
- *everything* Doug can hear, even life music, turns rock'n'roll, including classic, techno, you name it, courtesy of Doug's subconcious. He is bound to like it :-)
- since every bit of music is altered by Doug no song will have any effect on him for the rest of the day.
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Here Comes the Sun |
Posted by: robkelk - 03-31-2005, 05:39 PM - Forum: The Game Everyone Loves To Play
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I don't know why I thought of the Beatles' "Here Comes the Sun" (lyrics), but I did, so...
First-order effects: melts ice (handy if Doug's going up against someone with "freeze" powers), disperses inclement weather.
Second-order effect: pisses off Wetter Hexe ("Looney, you
know I needed those storm clouds...")
-Rob Kelk
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Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."
- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012
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Another Fun Song |
Posted by: Koryimran - 03-31-2005, 09:29 AM - Forum: The Game Everyone Loves To Play
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This song came up in my mp3 player and I decided to pass it along. While I have no power suggestion for it at this time. It looks to have some potential.
"Defeat You" by Smashmouth
Born is a human with a kung fu spine
Equipped with a detector of whats on your mind
You jive you shuck you bob you weave
And when you're down you've got something up your sleeve
And you've got it good as bad as it gets
You make your own incisions that come with regrets
You're in it to win it and make every minute count
You put it all together and dish it out
Hey I know where you're from
It makes it that much nicer to meet you
Hey I know what you've done
It makes it that much better to defeat you
All that knowledge all those skills
All the gas it takes to get up top of the hill
And while the other try to take your spot
You wanna make them stop but you gotta make them stop
Would you do anything whatever it takes
Jacks in the road yeah fix the breaks
It the instinct that's got us locked up tight
And it's the madness that's keeping us up all night
Chorus
It's what we are It's what we are It's what we are
Born is a human with mechanics to win
Born is machine with a human tucked in
You jive you shuck you jab you stick
You're calling out for help when it gets too thick
Your honor your honor its not me
It's the invisible visible evil powers that be
Untraceable insatiable having to feed
Yeah you cry when your wounded and you laugh when they bleed
Chorus
The chorus is the section stanza of the song. Anyway enjoy.
Shawn Earl
Who's now finally glad he can stop writing by-laws and policy guides for a little bit after tonight.
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Teaser 3 For Chapter 2 |
Posted by: Bob Schroeck - 03-28-2005, 10:21 PM - Forum: Drunkard's Walk V: Another Divine Mess You've Gotten Me Into
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The first thing she saw was Belldandy, singing along sweetly with
the rock-and-roll song as she led a line of dancing auto parts
across the yard and into one of the outlying sheds. She spied
Megumi, waved, and returned her attention to herding her metallic
flock. Megumi weakly returned the wave.
Beyond Belldandy, Urd was making cursory shooing motions with her
hands that seemed to be sweeping a small pile of metallic scrap
along behind the middle sister. In between, Keiichi and Chris
resorted to simple muscle power as they manhandled some of the
mid-sized pieces across the flagstones.
Skuld was on the other side of the yard, a gleaming white device
about the size and shape of a shirtbox in her hands; a beam of
glowing red light shot from it to a pile of engine blocks that
floated, quite unlike engine blocks ought to, a meter or so off
the ground. With tiny movements of the box she seemed to be
nudging the heavy masses of metal along; Megumi noticed that
everyone else was careful to keep from wandering too close to the
levitating cargo.
After watching that with wide eyes, it took Megumi a moment more
to notice that the rock-and-roll music emanated not from the
house's radio but from a motorcycle helmet sitting unattended on
the engawa; with a flash of recognition, she realized that it was
the one that had been worn by the mysterious stranger of the
previous day. Its owner, dressed simply in jeans and a T-shirt,
carried a greasy cardboard box into the shed as a calf-deep river
of parts flowed past him with a bubbling, chuckling sound. Then
Megumi took a second look, blinked and swore softly. The parts
weren't just floating past him, they were being carried -- by
tiny men with pointed red hats and long beards, who laughed and
chortled as they bore their burdens.
"<...Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
I'm a laughing gnome
And you can't catch me...>"
Megumi's English was pretty good in her opinion, and she had
almost no problem understanding the song. She wondered what the
connection between the song and the tiny men was; she was sure
that it couldn't be mere coincidence.
"Well!" Belldandy's announcement from the shed door captured
Megumi's attention before she could boggle any further. "Now
that Megumi's here I do believe it's time for lunch." As the
others ceased their efforts, the goddess turned and bowed to the
army of tiny men streaming back out of the shed. "Thank you ever
so much for your help," she said to them.
Somehow it did not surprise Megumi when the little men -- now no
longer bearing their loads or suffused with laughter -- as one
silently doffed their red hats and returned the bow with a deep
obeisance of their own. Standing straight again, they replaced
their hats on their heads and vanished with a soft "pop!" at the
moment the music stopped.
-- Bob
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Chaos isn't really chaos if it isn't Lawful part of the time.
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Edge of Soul |
Posted by: Evil Midnight Lurker - 03-25-2005, 11:09 AM - Forum: The Game Everyone Loves To Play
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The opening theme from the PlayStation game Soul Edge.
Transcending history and the world, a tale of soul and swords eternally told.
To love! To shine!
We all need to shine on, to see
how far we've come on our journey
How far yet to go, searching for our star
Deep in the night, I pray in my heart
for that special light
to shower me with love
to shower me with power
to shine from above
I got to get to the Edge of Soul, to carry on what I believed in from the very start
I got to get to the Edge of Soul, to carry on deep in my heart
To love, to shine (2x)
Come strip down and face it, your all
About time you broke down your wall
Free your mind
A brand new world waits for you, you'll find
Nobody can just do it for you
It's time that you knew
It's up to you to love
it's up to you to shine
the light true and blue
You got to get to the Edge of Soul, to carry on what you believed in from the very start
You got to get to the Edge of Soul, to carry on, deep in your heart
You got to get to the Edge of Soul, to carry on what you believed in from the very start (3x)
You got to get to the Edge of Soul, to carry on, deep in your heart
To love, to shine! (2x)
To love!
Depending on whether or not Doug had ever played the game (presumably walking into the room after the song had played, familiarizing himself with gameplay and characters, and only then listening to EoS), but I could see it as giving every person in Doug's AoE a moderately kickass custom-designed weapon.
--Sam Ashley
"He beat up ten ninjas with a loaf of french bread!"
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Under the Sea and Jump in Line |
Posted by: Koryimran - 03-24-2005, 08:33 AM - Forum: The Game Everyone Loves To Play
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Because something that robkelk mentioned in another part of the forum struck me.
"Under the Sea" from the Little Mermaid soundtrack.
Lryics at: radish-spirit.com/cbl/the...thesea.htm
It gives Doug the powers to swim like a fish, breath underwater, manifest some water defenses, and give fish simple commands.
Could be a very fun song to use at Sea World. This also caused me to think of another song. "Jump in Line" done by the Cherry Poppin' Daddies.
Lyrics at: www.lyred.com/lyrics/Soun...%3Bora%29/
I can see the scene from the Mask in my head. Doug creating a instant conga line in his area of affect. Anyways sorry for the long urls.
Shawn Earl
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Song of the Day, 23 March 2005 |
Posted by: Bob Schroeck - 03-23-2005, 05:05 PM - Forum: General DW Chatter
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He's got a road map of Jupiter
A radar fix on the stars
All along the highway
She's got a liquid-crystal compass
A picture book of the rivers
Under the Sahara
They travel in the time of the prophets
On a desert highway straight to the heart of the sun
Like lovers and heroes, and the restless part of everyone
We're only at home when we're on the run
On the run
He's got a star map of Hollywood
A list of cheap motels
All along the freeway
She's got a sister out in Vegas
The promise of a decent job
Far away from her hometown
They travel on the road to redemption
A highway out of yesterday -- that tomorrow will bring
Like lovers and heroes, birds in the last days of spring
We're only at home when we're on the wing
On the wing
When we are young
Wandering the face of the Earth
Wondering what our dreams might be worth
Learning that we're only immortal
For a limited time
Time is a gypsy caravan
Steals away in the night
To leave you stranded in Dreamland
Distance is a long-range filter
Memory a flickering light
Left behind in the heartland
We travel in the dark of the new moon
A starry highway traced on the map of the sky
Like lovers and heroes, lonely as the eagle's cry
We're only at home when we're on the fly
On the fly
When we are young
Wandering the face of the Earth
Wondering what our dreams might be worth
Learning that we're only immortal
For a limited time
We travel on the road to adventure
On a desert highway straight to the heart of the sun
Like lovers and hereos, and the restless part of everyone
We're only at home when we're on the run
On the run...
-- Rush, Dreamline-- Bob
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Chaos isn't really chaos if it isn't Lawful part of the time.
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