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Snippet: Woolie predicts your future. Yes, YOURS. |
Posted by: classicdrogn - 04-25-2019, 12:55 AM - Forum: Other People's Fanfiction
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The following is a bit of development for a character I'll probably never use, but who sticks in my mind and dribbles scene fragments every now and then. His name is Wallace "Woolie" Wolsley, pronounced like "mostly" with a few bits turned around or corners knocked off. Yes, he does normally wear a knit cap and often a pullover sweater as well, he's not as young as he used to be and gets a chill all too easily. He's a retired officer of the British Army who's now a more or less successful private detective, depending on whether you look at his case record or bank balance, and a divination-specialized mage or psychic, depending on the setting. Sadly, psychic readings are not admissible evidence or he'd probably be a much better paid investigator. He's your wizard if you want to find out what your cat does during the day though, or your spouse last night. This is the part of his introduction that always comes right after his talents come up:
"And before you ask, you die. Sooner or later everyone does, that's the thing about the future. Fortunately, I only see a few seconds ahead at best, and have never sought for more as that's just enough to know when to duck without sucking all the joy out of life. No, seeing the past, seeing the present, those are far more useful overall. Know those and anyone with half a brain can predict the future at least as well as some riddle-spouting, crystal-gazing twaddle merchant, and more importantly plan for more than a single possibility that likely as not will change by the time you get there."
If he or someone vaguely similar or just the name seems like he'd be useful for something you're writing, go ahead and adopt him. I can consult further if you'd like, but really anything you come up with will probably be just as good and more likely to fit into your own story.
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[OOC][WIP] Callahan's |
Posted by: robkelk - 04-23-2019, 06:33 PM - Forum: The Attic
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Way back in the first planning thread, we talked about adding Callahan's to the Metacontinuity. Here's a first draft of the wiki page... which I did completely from memory, so please point out any errors I made.
Welcome to Callahan's!
Open the door - the thick wooden door, split by the head of somebody being forcibly evicted (for being an asshole) and never fully repaired - and walk in. See the jukebox in the corner, its neon lights dark and its power cord cut. See the piano with the well-worn keys, and the electric guitar amp sitting beside it. See the dartboard. See the one washroom, labeled "Folks". See the bar, and see that there are a lot of quotes written on the back wall where you'd expect to see a mirror. See that you can see all this because the place is well lit.
You're at Callahan's.
And if this is all you can see, you've come at a time when nobody's in to have a drink (alcoholic or not). Be amazed, because such times are very rare.
Mike Callahan - a big man, with a heart as big as the rest of him - is usually behind the bar. Whatever you preference is, he either has it or has something close, even if he has to step into the back room for a moment to get it. He doesn't have to step into the back room to get Bushmills (or Hawaiian Kona coffee or real cream, if an Irish Coffee is your preference; although they call that drink "God's Blessing" here and serve it in a proper coffee mug). There's a "free lunch" corner at one end of the bar - with beef sandwiches that have enough meat to actually taste.
On busy nights, Tom Hauptman is behind the bar with Mike. A preacher who lost his faith when his wife died, he's found a new family among the bar's regulars.
"Fast Eddie" plays the piano - usually barrelhouse style, which he says he learned at a house of very good repute. (If he thinks you aren't the type who'll raise a fuss, he'll add that the brothel is owned and operated by Mike's wife, Sally.) Jake Stonebender plays the guitar that plugs into that amp; if he's playing on his own, he's likely playing folk. Jake and Eddie have developed a sound that's all their own, neither overpowering the other.
The clientele is mostly male, but by the time they installed the coffee maker for "God's Blessing", women in the Place were unusual but not noteworthy.
The calendar at Callahan's goes Sunday, Monday, Punday, Tall Tales Night... Audience participation on Punday and Tall Tales Night is not just encouraged, it's expected. "Doc" Webster - an actual M.D. - is usually the one who sets the pace those nights, being the regular with the most seniority. The teller of the worst pun or the tallest tale gets his bar tab refunded. (And he gets to go home with one of the more attractive female regulars, Josie Bauer, if both he and Josie are interested in such things with each other. Josie has a thing for men with a sense of humor.)
It's a merry place, most nights.
But if you've got a problem, and you want to talk about it, everything else stops and you've got the attention of everybody in the Place. (If you don't want to talk about it, and somebody starts prying... well, there's a reason why the front door was never fully repaired.) And there are a lot of smart people in the Place's regulars - and some intelligent people and some well-educated people, too.
Callahan's in the Metacontinuity
Every city with a residence has a Callahan's Place... and they're all the same place, inside. Walk in the door in San Antonio and you just might see somebody who walked in the door in Ottawa.
This doesn't mean you can use the Place as a transport medium, though. You always leave by the same door you came in - even if two people leave at the same time.
There are doors to Callahan's in other cities, too. Basically, if somebody needs to find the Place so they can talk about what's hurting their soul, they will. But curiosity seekers will have a difficult time finding the door.
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re-read travelouge thread |
Posted by: Wiregeek - 04-23-2019, 06:05 PM - Forum: Drunkard's Walk II: Robot's Rules of Order
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Just got back on the forums, might as well get back on the fic..
Sylia's really worked up about Rule 11.. poor thing, realizing that people are people and you need them! Very pleased with her characterization.
Lisa's about to bite off more Doug than she can chew..
More as I find 'em!
Edit: Lisa. Derp.
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Stuff I found clearing out my room.... |
Posted by: Dartz - 04-22-2019, 12:42 PM - Forum: General Chatter
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A Soviet camera lens
A Bottle of Guinness from 2003. (Still drinkable? My arse will tell in the morning)
A spare magazine for the Beretta gas gun
A figurine of Doug Sangnoir I made 8 years ago
A bottle of Bulleit. Half finished. I don't remember buying it. (Still drinkable)
A collection of US Quarters - a quarter of all States
A souvenir bag from my holiday in 2016 - unopened
A half-finished Misty May model
A half-finished Space Battleship Yamato
A Falco 45rpm single - Amadeus
A CD of The Wall, with Wish You were Here and Animals stuffed in the case.
Fifteen Euro in Change
2750 Yen
A half-finished Nakoruru Resin kit - that'd be worth about 200 euro or more if I hadn't started it since the resin version is so rare.
A set of microscrewdrivers
A Bottle of Teeling 23yo.
A paperweight with Lincolnm's emancipation declaration on it
A Tachikoma
A Tachikoma kit.
A Broken Dell Model-M clone
A con-bag from Eirtakon 2008, with conbook, and con-loot including the first five volumes on Seraphic Feather, a Dirty Pair novel, some Evangelion artwork.
A copy of the Illuminatus Trilogy
A receipt from the Soviet Union, unfilled out, for sale of a Soviet Lens.
....and it doesn't look any tidier.
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"Prom Is for Straight Kids"? |
Posted by: robkelk - 04-21-2019, 08:41 PM - Forum: General Chatter
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I was sorting examples on some trope pages on ATT, and stumbled across Prom Is for Straight Kids.
Is this still a thing?
Yes, it's a serious question. As I added to the page when I sorted the examples, same-sex marriage has been legal since 2003 here. Nobody makes a fuss on Degrassi about someone bringing a same-sex date to the prom because, as far as most of us in the big cities are concerned, there's nothing to make a fuss over. I seek to understand whether this is still an issue elsewhere in the English-speaking world.
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Update Thread 41: Not quite the answer to life, the universe, and everything |
Posted by: classicdrogn - 04-21-2019, 11:57 AM - Forum: Archived Fanfic Recommendations
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...but what do you want from fanfic?
Ayway, to start it off, kathryn518's Invincible has recived a fourth chapter, putting it at ~110k. I've honestly forgotten what happens in it, but it came up on my FFn list and reading a few pages into the first chapter shows it to be of acceptable quality, so here it is.
HP/DC crossover apparently, though I don't know who "Nolan" is in that context with flying brick and adaptation powers (as in, a thing that hurts him once won't hurt him again.)
https://m.fanfiction.net/s/11779002/4/Invincible
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State of the Server |
Posted by: Wiregeek - 04-20-2019, 02:44 PM - Forum: The Legendary
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Going to leave history, politics, blame and shame, all of that to other threads - and there SHOULD be those threads.
But the short form is - there is a functioning City of Heroes server. Right now. And you can get to it.
Per https://www.reddit.com/r/Cityofheroes/comments/bf462j/a_guide_for_preparing_to_join_the_public_server/
Download magnet:?xt=urn:btih:606490b92fc35d249abff9f00360302d0552e735&dn=coh using the Torrent software of your choice. This is the.. current.. CoH client (Issue 24 ish.)
Once that download is completed, Windows folks can get http://patch.savecoh.com/tequila.exe Tequila, Mac folks can get http://ir.powermad.net/islandrum-mac.zip IslandRum, and Linux folks can.. err.. I'll get back to you. There _is_ a Linux native solution, but per the guy across the basement, Wine will do the thing.
OK, so you've got a thing! and it.. doesn't do much.
Head on over to https://score.savecoh.com/ and register yourself a forum account. This is NOT related in any way to your old NCSoft account information. Recommend using throwaway credentials.
Once that's up, https://score.savecoh.com/account/ Will let you create a game account. Again, nothing to do with your old account credentials - and it can be the same as your forum ones.
In Tequila, there are three options. SCORE is 'The Game', on the test public server. Yep. THE GAME.
Paragon Chat is a very limited CoH instantiation - no mobs, no powers other than travel, it's just the logical expansion of Pocket D to take over the rest of the world. Handy for making sure your settings are good and getting that itch scratched, though.
Titan Icon v1.71 is even more limited. It's chargen and costume design, then you get to run around an empty Atlas Park. No powers, no nothing.
CURRENT STATUS
SCORE - slammed hard. Expected to remain slammed hard.
Paragon Chat - Unknown. Requires cohtitan.com account, currently unable to register.
Titan Icon 1.71 - Up, stable. Chargen works, costume works.
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