58 guests on right now.

And it maxed at 86 at some point yesterday.  Yeesh.

Rooster Teeth has sent out links to the trailer in email today.  I've just watched it.  Wow.  And four hours ago they posted it on YouTube, so here:

Trump said that he'd give $1,000,000 to charity if Sen. Elizabeth Warren could prove she has native American ancestry. (Captured on video here - scroll down to "Hear Trump make his promise to Warren on July 5, 2018 in Great Falls, Mont.")

Warren has provided both documentary and DNA evidence.

Trump is now saying he never said what was captured on video that he said.

Readers south of the 49th, I'm not going to tell you how to vote in your midterms next month; I'm just asking whether you want to be associated with a person who tries pulling this sort of stunt.

It's good to have you back on the boards.

When I get home tonight I'll reassociate all your old posts with your new account, and you'll have your entire posting history back.

Rob made a list of hot items from the planning thread, and I figured that was so very useful to have because things keep changing at a moment's notice and you quickly lose sight of the target.

This thread won't be open to new replies.  Rather, what I'll be doing here instead will be to update the list on a weekly basis.  Sure, we can do it on the wiki, but I think it's better for it to be here instead.

• Rajvik is on leave from the writers' circle. (Temporary? Don't know yet. Rob hasn't changed Rajvik's wiki rights.)
  
• BlackAeronaut wants the SIs to get abilities of some sort. Dartz is still a 33-S. BA will be developing his "mages can't sense him" trick, and has plans for "Squishy" to give him an arm cannon. Rob's been to Hvergelmir and is now all wet (and has been geased into having a third girlfriend). Labster... seems to be having trouble coming up with something for Brent.
  
• The PiratePad document has proven itself to be unstable; we have a wiki now for notes. We still need something for real-time collaborative works.
  
• We're still working on the Halloween party story.
  
• Lensman Arms Races are off-limits.
  
• Rob needs to give Luna, Artemis, and Diana more spotlight time. (Diana, Chibi-Usa, and Last Order as a band of junior do-gooders? They all have powers, and they're all 6 years old or equivalent. TMB stories for the pre-tween set, or in that style?)
  
• "What if Jareth the Goblin King was running around?
  
• Idea for later: a permanent portal network between cities with displacees. Portals? Will there be cake? (chokes down the stock response because Makoto Kino's gone starry-eyed.)
  
• River Tam's trying to learn how to be normal, so no front-line combat for her for a while.
  
• Rob wants Brent to watch Ai Yori Aoshi. Brent wants Rob to watch Murdoch Mysteries.
  
• Brent's looking for "someone beautiful" to take a gondola ride.
  
• Rob needs to get better numbers for Mikoto's abilities, to determine how much power she can generate.
  
• Towers with observation decks... In Space! And other appropriate Googie architecture, too.
  
• Ginormica vs. Ultraman Belial, once the secret's out.
  
• BA goes bugs.
  
• Were we going to do anything with the "race what you bring" league? (this post and the seven following it)
  

Old thread is old
Older thread is older

• Rajvik is on leave from the writers' circle. (Temporary? Don't know yet. Rob hasn't changed Rajvik's wiki rights. EDIT: No, that's bad security. Rajvik's wiki rights are now lowered to what Bob has.)
  
• BlackAeronaut wants the SIs to get abilities of some sort. Dartz is still a 33-S. BA will be developing his "mages can't sense him" trick, and has plans for "Squishy" to give him an arm cannon. Rob's been to Hvergelmir and is now all wet (and has been geased into having a third girlfriend). Labster... seems to be having trouble coming up with something for Brent.
  
• The PiratePad document has proven itself to be unstable; we have a wiki now for notes. We still need something for real-time collaborative works.
  
• We're still working on the Halloween party story.
  
• Lensman Arms Races are off-limits.
  
• Rob needs to give Luna, Artemis, and Diana more spotlight time. (Diana, Chibi-Usa, and Last Order as a band of junior do-gooders? They all have powers, and they're all 6 years old or equivalent. TMB stories for the pre-tween set, or in that style?)
  
• "What if Jareth the Goblin King was running around?
  
• Idea for later: a permanent portal network between cities with displacees. Portals? Will there be cake? (chokes down the stock response because Makoto Kino's gone starry-eyed.)
  
• River Tam's trying to learn how to be normal, so no front-line combat for her for a while.
  
• Rob wants Brent to watch Ai Yori Aoshi. Brent wants Rob to watch Murdoch Mysteries.
  
• Brent's looking for "someone beautiful" to take a gondola ride.
  
• Rob needs to get better numbers for Mikoto's abilities, to determine how much power she can generate.
  
• Towers with observation decks... In Space! And other appropriate Googie architecture, too.
  
• Ginormica vs. Ultraman Belial, once the secret's out.
  
• BA goes bugs.
  
• Were we going to do anything with the "race what you bring" league? (this post and the seven following it)
  

(Apologies if that title's ungrammatical, hazard; I got it from Google Translate)

The Dutch caught Russian military intelligence hackers trying to get discrediting information.  Then they spread the word.

Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!  Cry in your vodka, Vladimir Vladimirovich!

(with apologies to John Masefield)

I must go up to the stars again, to the lonely lights in the black,
And all I ask is a tight ship and a star to steer her back;
And the rocket’s kick and the fan’s hum and the radios o'er it,
And a pale kiss on the world’s face, as dawn breaks in orbit.

--=--

... and then inspiration ran out, but I think this much works, and even that is a little long for a media soundbite these days. I really wanted to have "airtight ship" on the second line, but it doesn't match the original meter even if I think the extra beat works better. Feel free to chip in with further adaptation if you've got something good.

Full original text

Sea Fever

By John Masefield

I must go down to the seas again, to the lonely sea and the sky,
And all I ask is a tall ship and a star to steer her by;
And the wheel’s kick and the wind’s song and the white sail’s shaking,
And a grey mist on the sea’s face, and a grey dawn breaking.

I must go down to the seas again, for the call of the running tide
Is a wild call and a clear call that may not be denied;
And all I ask is a windy day with the white clouds flying,
And the flung spray and the blown spume, and the sea-gulls crying.

I must go down to the seas again, to the vagrant gypsy life,
To the gull’s way and the whale’s way where the wind’s like a whetted knife;
And all I ask is a merry yarn from a laughing fellow-rover,
And quiet sleep and a sweet dream when the long trick’s over.

Found on Tumblr:

Quote:A Midsummer Night’s Dream: Fairy divorce court causes everything in the vicinity to go to hell, briefly.

A Comedy of Errors: Don’t give your twins the same name. Seriously don’t.

As You Like It: No one actually likes anything that is occurring. Especially not Jaques.

Twelfth Night: Local pageboy causes everyone to catch Gay Feelings. Also multiple shipwrecks.

Much Ado About Nothing: Random bastard decides to cause problems for literally no reason other than because he is a dick.

Two Gentlemen of Verona: One gentleman is not actually a gentleman, he’s a grade-A turdwaffle.

Love’s Labors Lost: Four friends’ attempts to swear off love go about as well as you would expect

The Merry Wives of Winsor: SO I HEAR U LIKE FALSTAFF??

The Taming of the Shrew: Sometimes the best cure for a mean wife is just straight-up sexism. (Actually no wtf why)

All’s Well That Ends Well: Nothing is well and it ends kinda shittily, too.

The Merchant of Venice: Apparently the entire population of Venice is either dumb, shitty, or Portia. Or Jessica.

Measure for Measure: Undercover Boss: Vienna Edition

Richard II: Local king forced to actually face consequences for his actions. Doesn’t like it much.

Henry IV part 1: TURN DOWN FOR WHAT interluded by existential kingly guilt. Also Hotspur

Henry IV part 2: The boring part because no Hotspur and no TURN DOWN FOR WHAT. Just guilt and guys with stupid names.

Henry V: Fun manly bonding as France gets fucked over

Henry VI part 1: Let’s Screw France Part 2 feat. Joan of Arc

Henry VI part 2: A bunch of murders and Everything Has Gone to Shit Now nice job breaking it, Henry.

Henry VI, part 3: YORK YORK YORK YORK also a bunch of murders, part 2.

Richard III: Once there was a Duke of Gloucester. He was so ugly that everyone died. The End

Henry VIII: You’d think think the betrayal of a queen and befuckening of the church would be really non-boring but you would be wrong

King John: No one knows what’s happening. Not me, not you, certainly not Johnny. I guess an entire king dies or something idk

Romeo and Juliet: Local teenage fling ends in six deaths and a banishment. Authorities are baffled

Macbeth: If you don’t sleep you become a murderer I don’t make the rules also if witches are nearby… you’re fucked.

Hamlet: Danish prince should have just called Ghostbusters

Othello: And you thought your racist coworker was a pain in the ass

King Lear: Local shitty dad amazed that all his kids turned out shitty. How could this happen.

Julius Caesar: Fun male bonding exercise devolves into civil war and multiple accounts of suicide

Antony and Cleopatra: Two-year fling devolves into civil war and multiple accounts of suicide

Coriolanus: Local war devolves into civil war and - just kidding it’s actually about Coriolanus ruining everything by being unable to shut his piehole for two seconds

Timon of Athens: Don’t Have Friends: A Cautionary Tale

Titus Andronicus: Blood, death, murder, death, human sacrifice, rape, death, dismemberment, cannibalism, death, and a partridge in a pear tree

Troilus and Cressida: Title characters are actually the most boring part of the play

Pericles: It’s like a fairy tale except less magic and more nonsense. And brothels I guess idk

Cymbeline: Twenty three different plot lines and none of them go anywhere

The Winter’s Tale: Local asshole king fucks with nature so NATURE FUCKS RIGHT BACK

The Tempest: The heartwarming tale of a wizard, his weird magical bird slave, his daughter, a drunk fish guy, some murderers, and a whole lot of wood gathering

As a side effect of my inquiring on the FFML about an old piece of fan art, a number of FFML members have registered for the forums.  This is my collective welcome to everyone who's joined us, and my usual moment for laying down the rules of the forum:

1. Have fun
   
2. Play nice.