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Observation of the day |
Posted by: robkelk - 05-04-2025, 07:27 AM - Forum: General Chatter
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Usually, something that has an attribute can be described with the adjective form of the name of that attribute.
But it's stories that don't have pathos that are pathetic.
Linguistic drift can do some funny things.
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Posted by: robkelk - 04-27-2025, 02:24 PM - Forum: Stories
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Time Away
by Rob Kelk
Chapter 1
Blossom Apartments, Ottawa, ON, Canada
December 27, 2016
10:14 AM
"We need to talk."
"What about, Ami?"
"Us. And Rob."
Mii looked up from her tablet. "You don't look happy. Let's go somewhere else to talk, though."
"Ruiko's out spending her holiday money; she won't overhear us. Funny how we get it a week early here."
"The sales are more than a week early, too. But you're changing the subject. And I want to stretch my legs."
Ami thought for a moment. "I suppose we could go somewhere. Where do you want to go?"
Mii grinned. "Some place where nobody knows us except as fictional characters. And I want to see more of this world."
10:23 AM
Rob hung up his phone. "They'll be ready for you in Windsor by the time you fly in."
"Thanks, Rob," Mii replied. "Why can't we use the portal system?"
"They aren't on the portal system yet. Yes, we should do something about that, but Washuu-chan mentioned that she isn't willing to anchor a portal to any place that doesn't have a Good Neighbour Node."
"We are getting away from everybody else," Mii commented.
Rob nodded. "And before you ask, the closest residence that is on the system is us."
"That's annoying," Ami said. "Oh, well. We'll be back before New Year's Eve. But who said we were flying?" She transformed to Sailor Mercury, took hold of Mii's hands, and shouted "SAILOR TELEPORT!"
Rob blinked, then spoke to the empty space where Mii and Ami had been standing. "I was expecting you to take a plane, but that works. I guess they won't be ready when you get there." After a moment, he added, "I thought it took all five of you to teleport."
He didn't expect a reply to that comment, but he got one anyway as Kuroko walked into the common room, blinking her eyes from the flash. "Ami-san is a very good student, and she's been helping me teach the others what I taught her about teleportation."
"Ah. Have you been learning anything from her?"
"No. The 'science opposes magic' paradigm that Aleister set up makes that impossible."
Rob winced in sympathy. "That's ... annoying."
Club Lofts, Windsor, ON, Canada
December 27, 2016
10:24 AM
The Good Neighbour System failed to go off, since it hadn't been installed yet. The only warning that the building's residents had to their visitors' arrival was a brief light show in the parking lot just outside their front door.
Ami quickly transformed back to her civilian identity, as Mii asked "Are you sure we're in the right place?"
"I'm sure. Why do you ask?"
"There's no snow on the ground. We didn't cross the border to the United States, did we?"
"Why, no," replied a young woman behind them. "You're still in Canada. You must be Ms. Konori and Ms. Mizuno. I'm Mahoro Ando. Welcome to Windsor."
Mahoro was wearing a white apron over a blue short-sleeved maid's dress - not as all-covering as an English or German maid's uniform, but far more modest than a French one - with a red ribbon with a brooch holding it in place as a tie. A maid's cap and a pair of sensible shoes over low socks completed the image of the quintessential professional maid... save for the yellow ribbon in her hair. Mahoro herself was taller than Ami but shorter than Mii, with black hair cut short except for twin bangs falling past her neck and short twin tails at the sides of her head. As Mahoro looked at her visitors, she noticed Mii's chest, causing her to frown in jealousy for a brief moment before she smiled again. But it was a very brief moment; she thought Mii didn't notice her lapse in professionalism.
A voice drifted over from one of the houses next door. "Hey, are you folks doing something weird again?"
Mahoro turned to the fence on the far side of the alleyway between the buildings. "I'm sorry! Mr. Ryuga was experimenting with the building's new lights, and I think he might have overloaded them!" she answered, more loudly than she had spoken with Mii and Ami.
"You better be careful with those big lights. They're expensive to replace."
"We'll keep that in mind! Thank you!" Turning back to the visitors, she continued in a more normal voice, "Let's go inside so you can make yourselves comfortable."
As they walked into the building's foyer, they were met by a tall, blond, handsome, very fit man. "Blaming me for the light show, Mahoro?"
"I'm sorry, Ryuga-san, but I couldn't tell them the truth."
He scowled, then nodded once. "I suppose not. But you owe me a favor." He turned to the visitors. "You're our guests? From what our landlord just told me, I wasn't expecting you for a few hours."
"I'm sorry," Ami replied. "Our landlord forgot that I can teleport. Ami Mizuno; I'm pleased to meet you."
"What? You're Sailor Mercury? Oh, wow!" A cute petite blonde girl who looked to be about Ami's age raced over from the far end of the foyer. "I'm Chizuko Oe; pleased to meet you!"
"Chi-chan, give our guests time to catch their breath. They just got here." Mahoro turned back to Ami. "I'm sorry about that."
"It's all right."
Mii decided she may as well make a chance to introduce herself. "I'm Mii Konori. Pleased to meet you."
"Hello," Chizuko replied politely.
"Chi-chan, where are the others?" Mahoro asked.
"Rin, Miyuki, and Mr. Norgarth are helping Minawa get a guest room ready. The boys are up on the roof. I don't know where anyone else is. I was going to go get some coffee - does anybody else want some?"
"No, thank you," Mii replied.
"Perhaps later, when I can enjoy it," Ami said.
Mahoro simply shook her head. Ryuga pulled a five-dollar bill out of his pocket and handed it to Chizuko. "If you're going to Taloola, bring me back one of those coconut-curry hot chocolates."
"Sure! See you later!" And she headed out the door, humming the Sailor Moon theme slightly off-key and slightly syncopated, with a smile on her face.
Ryuga watched her leave. "She'll be gone for at least a quarter hour." Without turning, he continued, "We understand you're looking for a place to talk."
"Ryuga! Be polite." Mahoro turned from Ryuga to face Ami and Mii. "I apologize for my housemate's lack of manners."
"You and your strange Earth customs," muttered Ryuga as he turned to face the women. "Sorry," he added, not sounding sorry at all. "How much privacy are you looking for?"
"Just enough to keep anybody from overhearing our conversations."
Mahoro smiled. "Then we chose well when we gave you a room with nobody in residence on either side. From the comment that Ms. Oe made, I gather that you're from a world where Sailor Moon exists as a person."
"Ami's the only Sailor Senshi here," Mii answered. "I'm from a place called Academy City."
Mahoro and Ryuga exchanged a quick puzzled glance, then turned their attention back to Mii. "I'm not familiar with that place, Ms. Konori."
"Donaldson-san ... Mr. Donaldson tells me that the stories are rather popular in Japan. I believe he called them A Certain Magical Index and A Certain Scientific Railgun; Railgun - Mikoto Misaka - is a friend of mine."
"That's something I'll have to familiarize myself with later," commented Ryuga. "Right now, let me show you around the place. Mahoro probably wants to get lunch preparations started." She left to do so, and Ryuga showed Ami and Mii around the ground floor, then lead the way up the stairs and went through the doorway to the second floor. "This is the floor where you'll be staying. Let's see ... 201, which we would have given to Ms. Kino if she had joined you, 202, ... here it is: apartment 203." He knocked, then opened the door. "Our guests have arrived."
A man's voice, slightly panicky, came from inside the apartment. "They're here already?"
"Yes," Ryuga answered, "they're both here."
"There's only two of them? Oh, good. I was half-expecting all of the Sailor Senshi to show up." The owner of the voice walked out of one of the bedrooms. "Hi." He looked at Mii, then looked at Ami. "You must be Sailor Mercury."
Ami blushed. Mii frowned for a very brief moment, then smiled. "I suppose she must be, since everyone keeps calling her that. Her name is Ami Mizuno. I'm Mii Konori."
"Oh. Sorry about that. Hello, Ms. Konori and Ms. Mizuno. You can call me Norgarth; everybody else does." They shook hands. "Your room should be ready before lunch."
A blonde girl wearing an apron over a green maid's dress and carrying some sheets stepped out of one of the rooms near the far end of the apartment. "The beds are ready, Mr. Norgarth," she announced through the pile of fabric in her arms, walking toward the group.
"Thank you," he replied. "And it's just Norgarth, not Mr. Norgarth, Minawa. Why do you still have sheets? Do you have to make up another bed?"
"No. I took too many sheets out of the linen closet. I'm sorry." Her last sentence was almost a whisper. "I'll go put them ba-aAAK!" she finished as she tripped on the pattern in the carpet and went flying.
Ryuga caught Minawa before she could hit the floor. The sheets weren't as lucky - and neither was Ami. Minawa looked around, went pale, and said "I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry!"
Looking like a Halloween ghost, Ami said, "There's no harm done. It's all right."
Mii noticed that Minawa looked much less anxious after hearing Ami's reply. "Here, I'll help you help Ami get free of those sheets."
As everyone was helping Ami get free of those sheets, the door behind them opened again. "We brought the - what happened?"
"I'm sorry," Minawa answered with a bow. "I tripped."
Ami and Mii turned (Mii more easily that Ami) to see that two girls their age had walked in. One - the more tomboyish of the two - was carrying towels and a bottle of shampoo, while the other - the more ladylike and taller of the two - was carrying a vase of well-arranged flowers. The latter spoke, saying "As long as nobody was hurt, there's no harm done," (which made Minawa smile slightly). Casually putting the vase down at the exact center of the dining table, she continued, "I see that our guests have already arrived. My name is Rin Todoriki; I'm happy to meet you."
"And I'm Miyuki Sakura. Pleased to meet you."
The visitors from Ottawa introduced themselves. Miyuki reacted the same way that Chizuko had earlier, but with less blatant enthusiasm and hero-worship. While Rin controlled her own reactions, Mii noticed that she did recognize Ami's name.
"I hope that you find this room to be comfortable while you're here," Rin said once introductions were completed. "If there's anything that we can do you make you feel more at home, please don't hesitate to ask."
"And if you want some bath salts or oils, come straight to me," Miyuki added.
"Excuse me..." Everyone turned to Minawa. "Do you want my help with unpacking your bags?"
Mii looked at Ami. Ami looked at Mii. "I knew we forgot something." They both turned to Minawa. Mii smiled in that Japanese way of turning a bad situation into a joke. "We forgot to pack."
"I would be happy to lend you some clothing, Ms. Konori," Rin replied.
Mii took a closer look at her, and realized that the comment she was about to make about Rin's tops probably not fitting her wasn't accurate. She didn't wonder why Ms. Todoriki was hiding her figure; she had firsthand experience with the unwanted attention those measurements usually brought. "Thank you, but I couldn't put you to such trouble."
"It's no trouble at all."
"And I do have some holiday money."
Rin smiled. "Of course I know of a good place to go shopping for clothes after lunch."
Meanwhile, Ami and Minawa had been whispering to each other, mainly because Minawa was embarassed about discussing her sizes in front of Ryuga and Norgarth. Their quiet conversation finished with Ami saying "I appreciate that, Minawa-san. I would be happy to borrow your coat while I go shopping today."
Minawa smiled, then wondered why she wasn't nervous any more around Ami - Ms. Mizuno, she corrected herself. Maybe it was because she hadn't shown anything but happiness while they were together. The only other person Minawa knew who was like that was Mahoro.
1:07 PM
"I don't know what I was expecting, but that wasn't it."
Mii made sure the door was closed and locked, then turned to Ami. "What's wrong?"
"The way those boys just leered at you. Suguru less than the others, I'll grant. They treated you as if you were a ... a ..."
"A sex fantasy?" Mii sat down beside her friend and practically-fiancée, close but giving her some personal space. "Why do you think I have such an unflattering hairdo? I'm used to it. And they can't help it; they're teenage boys."
Ami didn't mention that she thought Mii's hairdo suited her facial structure and personality. "You never get that at home. Did they even notice that you wear glasses?"
Mii thought for a moment, then smiled disarmingly. "Home is a special case. Almost nobody is as much of a gentleman as Mamoru-san is. And Rob is as much a gentleman in his own way as Wataru is back in Academy City. Accelerator ..." Mii thought about the times she'd spent with their apartment-mate, and after a short moment, continued, "he just doesn't seem to care. But when I go anywhere else, I have to remind people where my eyes are - that, or wear loose clothing."
"That's terrible."
"Ami, you sound like Skuld-sama. And not just because you two have a seiyuu collision in this reality. One of these days, we should get the two of you together to talk with Hisakawa-san. As for being ogled, it isn't so bad. At least the boys noticed me."
Ami winced as she realized just how much attention the girls their age had been giving her. Comments that Ruiko-san had made back in Ottawa about having watched Sailor Moon in reruns when she was younger suddenly took on new meaning to Ami - like it or not, she was a celebrity. "I'm sorry."
"Don't be. I wanted to go some place where we're only known as fictional characters. I didn't expect that everyone would only know who you were." Mii shrugged. "It happens."
"If you're sure...?" Ami didn't think Mii was happy with the situation, but she wasn't going to press the matter any further unless Mii wanted to talk about it.
"I'm sure. Now, what did you want to talk about, away from everybody else?"
Before Ami could answer, there was a knock at the door, followed by Mahoro's voice. "Are you two ready to go shopping?"
They looked at each other. "We'd better," commented Mii.
"We'll be right out!" Ami answered both Mii and Mahoro.
4:33 PM
Ami and Mii dropped shopping bags filled with clothes on their beds. Mahoro and Minawa both started unpacking for them, putting blouses on hangers before the girls from Ottawa could react.
"Oh, you don't need to do that!" Ami insisted as she started unpacking one of her own bags.
Mahoro looked puzzled as she continued working. "Don't you have a maid to do this for you in Ottawa? Funtom Placement Services told me that I was on the short list for a position there, but I was never called for an interview."
Mii shook her head. "Maika doesn't have time to do all of our housework; she's in charge of keeping the common areas clean, not our private spaces. She only washes our clothes if we ask her to."
"Kuroko-san and Mikoto-san ask her to, all the time."
Mii raised an eyebrow, then lowered it while she nodded. "They're rich girls from a private academy. Of course they're going to think that that's normal."
"That isn't fair. I'm not poor, but I do my own laundry," Ami pointed out.
"Yes, you lived in a luxury high-rise in Tokyo, your mother collects jewels, and you own an entire planet. But you never had the upbringing that taught you that you were entitled to personal maid services."
Ami was surprised for a moment, then remembered what she'd realized earlier. Of course Mii knew all that. "Mother doesn't collect jewels, just diamonds. And I don't own Mercury, I'm just its Senshi and Princess. Of course I should do my own housework."
Mii smiled. "Has anyone ever told you that you're cute when you're defending yourself emotionally?"
"Rob has, once or twice."
"Oh, you have a boyfriend?" Minawa asked while taking a pair of slacks out of the last bag Ami had brought back from the store and draping them on a hanger.
Mii and Ami stopped talking, turned to Mahoro and Minawa, and realized they'd never actually told the maids to stop.
"All done!" Mahoro's smile lit up the room. "We'll unpack your bags right away, Konori-san," she added.
"No, please, I'd rather do that myself," Mii replied quickly.
"It's no trouble," Minawa started to reply, only to be stopped by Mahoro.
"If that is what you want, of course we'll leave it to you, Ms. Konori," the older (but still young) maid began, only to be interrupted by a light flashing from her brooch. She quickly held the brooch by both sides and said, "What's wrong?"
A gruff male voice that neither Mii nor Ami had heard before replied, "We have uninvited guests. Three unidentified targets incoming. They're humanoid, but they're flying."
"Radar indicates they're very dense, probably robots of some sort," another voice they hadn't heard before added.
"Can we help?" Ami asked immediately.
"It's possible that we might be familiar with your 'uninvited guests', if only by reputation," Mii added.
Mahoro simply nodded as everybody raced to the roof.
4:44 PM
The fog around the building's roof cleared to reveal the three invading robots ripped limb from limb, inert pieces of humanoid chassis scattered all over the roof. Ami sighed. "That didn't slow anybody down, did it?"
"It would have if we relied on vision," that gruff male voice they'd heard earlier replied - from the mouth of what appeared to be a black panther.
Mahoro nodded in agreement. "But Ryuga-san, Slash," she gestured toward the panther, "and I don't need to rely on vision. We all have other combat sensors that we can fall back on."
"And I could hear them," Minawa added.
Ami turned to Mii, who said, "And my esper power lets me see through your fog, so I could avoid their attacks. But I think it wasn't a waste to use your Shabon Spray - at least we don't need to explain a life-and-death combat to the next-door neighbours."
Ami smiled slightly as she reached down and picked up one of the robot heads. "There is that."
Slash scowled as he watched Ami. "Taking souvenirs from a battlefield is an amateur move."
Ami looked annoyed for a brief moment, then forced herself to calm down as she answered Slash. "I'm not taking a souvenir - I'm going to scan this and ask people at other residences whether they recognize this kind of robot. There were three of them, so it's reasonable to assume there are more; maybe even a mass-production line making them somewhere." Ami put the head on top of a fence pole, pulled out and opened the Mercury Computer, and proceeded to run her scans.
"And the more we know about them, the easier our future fights against them will be," added Mii. "Let's clean up this rooftop, then go back inside and do an after-action debriefing."
Slash's scowl disappeared. "Finally - somebody who's a professional."
While the others picked up the wreckage of their opponents, Ami continued to scan the robot head ... and then scanned her hosts. She realized that Kuroko Shirai's attitudes regarding potential combatants had started to take hold in her as well, but that didn't stop her.
The only one to notice Ami's scans was Slash - who assumed she was scanning the robot parts that the others were gathering up.
Fifteen minutes later, Mii and Ami walked back into their room, Ami reading an email that had just arrived on the Mercury Computer. "Take a look at this," she said to Mii as she turned the palmtop so they could both see the screen.
She read the message, and grunted in surprise. "Of all the people to reply, I wouldn't have expected Meg Deckard to be first. What's a '55C'?"
Ami typed a few keys, and after a moment, footage from an anime started to play. "It appears to be a combat robot model from the same universe as the 33-Stars," she replied.
They both watched the footage for a few minutes.
Finally, Mii spoke. "The ... 'Boomers', was it?" Ami nodded. "The ones we fought flew in. Those ones" - Mii pointed at the screen - "don't have any flight capability."
Ami nodded solemnly. "Which means either the robots we fought weren't Boomers, or ..."
"... or somebody upgraded them. And their attacks matched the ones in the anime."
Ami went pale. "Oh, dear."
"We're alone, Ami."
"Oh, fuck."
"Exactly. You call Rob, I'll call Tessa." They both reached for their phones and moved to opposite ends of the room.
Mii's call connected first. "Testarossa speakig."
"Hi, Tessa. It's Mii. No time for pleasantries. I'm visiting the Windsor residence right now, and we were just attacked by Boomers."
"Boomers? I wasn't aware of the presence of any attack submarines in the Great Lakes."
"Not that sort. Combat robots from Bubblegum Crisis. Meg Deckard says they were 55C models."
"I see. Why didn't the Good Neighbor System react to this?"
"Our hosts said something about not having time to install their node."
After a moment, Tessa replied, "I will contact Washuu-chan. Please let your hosts know that they need to make the time to install their Good Neighbor System node."
"Will do. And thanks. I'll talk with you again later." She hung up and turned to Ami, just in time to see her hang up as well. Before Mii could say anything, she received a text from Vancouver. Reading it, she acknowledged receipt, then turned her attention back to Ami. "Washuu-chan's on the way. What did Rob say?" Mii asked as she put her phone in her pocket.
"He was worried about two possible foes joining forces. And he asked for a written report that he could submit to Lord Phantomhive's oversight board and share with the other apartment managers." Ami suddenly smiled. "And he said he already misses both of us."
Just then, there was a knock at the door, followed by Miyuki's voice. "Mahoro asked me to tell you that dinner won't be until 6:30."
Mii, being closer to the apartment door than Ami was, walked over and opened the door, just in time to see Miyuki about to open the stairwell door. "Thanks! And I have some news - you're about to get another visitor, from Vancouver."
Miyuki turned, said "I'll let Norgarth know," then turned back to the stairwell and headed downstairs.
Mii closed the apartment door, turned to Ami, pulled out her phone, and commented, "Our talk will have to wait until after dinner - I have an after-action report to write for Rob."
Ami offered the Mercury Computer to Mii. "Would you prefer something with a keyboard?"
Mii put her phone down and took the palmtop. "That would make it easier, thanks."
10:36 PM
"Thanks for helping me with this, Konori-san." Washuu was using one of her tools to open a passage through the wall struts. By no means was she cutting a channel - that would have been far too primitive. She was displacing molecules in a straight line in order to have a place to run a datalink line.
"You've done a lot for everyone else, Washuu-chan. This is the least I could do to repay -- STOP!" Washuu froze. "You almost cut through a support beam."
As she pulled some support braces out of a subspace pocket and set them up around the girder that she was about to molecularly separate, Washuu said, "Don't want to bring the building down on us, do we? Good thing you can see through the walls."
From the stairs, Ami asked, "How much longer do you expect to be?"
Washuu laughed. "In a building this size? We're working all night, Mizuno-san. Or should I say 'Mercury-dono'?"
Ami sighed. "Please don't." Then smiled and added, "Call me Ami-chan!" They all laughed at that. Turning to Mii, she continued, "I guess we're having our conversation tomorrow."
Mii nodded. "Sorry."
As Washuu and Mii continued installing the Good Neighbor System, Ami returned to her guest room to look over the scans that she had taken earlier that day. The people running cables and installing sensors wouldn't be the only ones spending a sleepless night.
Three hours later, Ami regretted swearing like a sailor earlier in the day - that left her with nothing stronger to use when she realized what she was looking at.
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The Incompetent and the Ignorant |
Posted by: Dartz - 04-16-2025, 02:01 PM - Forum: General Chatter
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We've all met them. But how would you describe him?
1: If he thought hard enough and really applied himself, he might actually be useful as a hundred watt space heater
2: He's firing on all cylinders, but they're all firing after top dead centre.
3: His power factor is basically zero. There's a lot of back and forth, but very little actually gets done.
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2016-12-22: Relationships and Other Problems |
Posted by: robkelk - 04-13-2025, 06:17 PM - Forum: Stories
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Relationships and Other Problems
by Rob Kelk
Chapter 1: Relationships
Ottawa, ON, Canada
December 22, 2016
10:45am ET
They stood at the riverbank, facing each other, twenty paces separating them.
A stray breeze blew a leaf into the air. As the leaf touched the ground, they both moved.
"Shiny Aqua Illusion!" Ami launched a blast of frigid water at her opponent while running.
He stopped his attack preparations and caught Ami's attack in mid-air... but he wasn't powerful or skilled enough to hold onto it.
While Rob didn't fall over, he was soaked to the skin, and there was a cloud of mist around both him and Sailor Mercury.
"Time!"
"What, already?" Rob turned to Mii. "We just started."
"You two stood there staring each other down for minutes as if you were in a samurai drama. Or maybe you were just staring at each other. I'm a bit jealous." She didn't wonder why she was jealous.
"Sorry!" Ami smiled, then sighed. "I was hoping to get some more practice in."
"And I was hoping to find out what else I can do with this new ability of mine," Rob added. "I didn't expect to be weaker than Ami."
"Ami has had practice with her power; you haven't. Be less dramatic next time and go straight to the combat. Ami, how long have you been able to get an attack off without stopping to launch it?"
Ami transformed out of her Sailor Mercury form and checked her watch. "About two minutes now. I knew Rob wouldn't hurt me if it didn't work."
"That was your first time?"
"It was my first time, it was with you, and I got so wet in the process." Ami smiled at Rob.
Mii grinned, oblivious to how out-of-character all three of them were acting, and passed a towel to Ami. "Yes, Ami, you're definitely a pre-med student. We shouldn't describe it that way to the others, though." She turned to Rob and saw he didn't need a towel - he had already moved the water away from his clothes and body. Then she raised her voice. "Computer, end program!"
The water in the river drained away, then the ground and the riverbed disappeared, revealing a large empty room decorated in a crab motif. The door opened to reveal Makoto and Mikoto waiting patiently. "Are you three done with whatever it is you were doing?"
"Not really, but it is your turn to use the sparring room. Try not to hurt each other, please."
Ami, Mii, and Rob waited for Makoto and Mikoto to step into the sparring room before they left, completely ignoring Mikoto asking Makoto, "Should those three be spending so much time together?" Makoto's reply, if any, was cut off by the door closing.
Once they were out of the building's pocket dimension, Ami made a quick detour to the laundry room to drop off her towel, then re-joined the others at the foot of the stairs up to ground level. "I'm not used to not having any homework."
"Neither am I," Mii added, "but that doesn't mean I can't read ahead in my coursework."
"I don't have any paperwork to do for Funtom Canada today, and Maika's got the housework down to a routine. How about the three of us go out for lunch after we take a shower... sorry, after we take showers and make ourselves presentable?"
Mii grinned. "All in favour of us taking one shower?" She and Ami both raised their hands.
They heard a cough from the top of the stairs. Looking up, they saw Hyoga... also smiling and raising her hand. "What are you three waiting for?"
Rob sighed. "You know that was a slip of the tongue, and I know you're all teasing me." He hoped they were all teasing him... until he suddenly decided despite how he usually thought that they weren't, so he fell back on laws and genetics. "Not until you two are 18 and you," he looked at Hyoga, "have had Washuu-chan give you a full medical scan."
"I'm a perfectly healthy human now, really." Hyoga emphasized "human" ever so slightly.
"I know. But whose DNA is in your genes?"
Blossom Apartments, Ottawa, ON, Canada
December 22, 2016
11:01am ET
Ruiko saw the note that Rob had left on the kitchen counter. She read it, nodded, and scaled back the lunch recipe that Mako-chan had prepared before visiting the sparring room with Mikoto.
It made sense to her for the four of them to have lunch out. After all, Ami and Mii-san had to figure out what they thought of that geas on Hyoga-san and Rob-oji, and they couldn't do that with everybody else listening in and offering comments. Well, they could, but Ruiko knew the others well enough to know that Makoto wouldn't be able to stop herself from defending Ami's interests even if Ami didn't want her to.
And, she admitted to herself, she'd offer her own opinion on the matter as well.
Ottawa, ON, Canada
December 22, 2016
11:13am ET
"An extra-large 'pizzaburger', please." Mii turned to the other three people at the table. "What do you want?"
Rob grinned. "Even you might have trouble finishing off an extra-large on your own. The four of us will share one pizza."
As the waitress left to tell the kitchen their order, Hyoga turned to Rob. "Is this a pizza inside a hamburger bun?"
"No, 'pizzaburger' is their name for a pizza topped with ground beef, mushrooms, and green peppers. It isn't as greasy or as spicy as the usual Ottawa combination of pepperoni, mushrooms, and green peppers, which is why I like it and introduced it to our building's espers before the Senshi showed up. As for the name, it's a pizza topped with what people expect to see inside a hamburger bun."
"Why haven't I heard of this before?"
Mii sighed. "Hyoga, this is literally the second-closest pizza place to our apartment, and the closest one that has table service. How have you not been here before?"
"As Rob pointed out to me during our very long day yesterday, I need to get out more." Hyoga sighed. "I'm out now. And we need to talk."
"Yeah. That's why I asked for a table in the corner."
Ami smiled at Rob. "Better to have at least some privacy, yes. My first question: Why did we tell our resident spy, Maika?"
"That's part of the geas. I had to tell mortals, and she's the only person in the building who can be described only as a mortal human - no esper Skill, no Senshi transformation, no talent for magic, and no ... whatever it is that I am now."
"What about Jacky and Kate?"
"They might not be mages, but they're magic-users. Although we called on them after we told all of you, and then visited a few other people that I know, just to be on the safe side. Garm did say 'mortals', plural."
"Second question," Mii said. "What kind of family are the two of you going to be?"
"The two of you are Rob's first loves," Hyoga replied before anybody could give the question any thought... as if she was reading a script written by somebody who didn't want any questions asked about the matter. "I'm content with being junior to both of you."
Rob sighed, deeply. "I don't want anybody to be senior or junior in our relationship. And I don't know whether Hyoga and I can be spouses."
"Why not?"
"She was re-made into a human with a celestial form, and I was the closest human when that happened."
Ami nodded. "And you're worried that her genetic pattern was copied from yours, although you can't be an exact match because the two of you are obviously not the same sex."
"But we could be genetic siblings; just change my XY pair to an XX pair."
Hyoga gasped. "I didn't even think of that!"
"And Mako-chan told me that you used to have a sister," Ami continued.
Rob nodded.
"Used to?"
"She passed away many years ago, from a wasting disease that I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy."
Mii looked Rob straight in the eye. "Does Hyoga look like your sister?"
"That's the thing. Maybe." Rob turned to Hyoga. "The women in my family tend toward having large bustlines the way you do, but you had that measurement before I met you. You're as serious as I remember her being, but she didn't wear glasses, and you aren't as tall as my blood relatives."
"Japanese people tend to be shorter than North Americans."
"Primarily because of diet," countered Ami. "Mii, you're taller than Mako-chan, and you're only one year older than she and I are."
"Speaking of diet," Rob interrupted, "I see our garlic bread coming."
After the waitress had been and left, they went on with their conversation.
"Let's assume that you're too close genetically to be lovers. What then?"
"Then Hyoga is for all intents and purposes my sister, and will eventually be your sister-in-law. That's a given."
Hyoga smiled, then sighed. "I agree, if that's the case. As much as I don't want it to be the case."
"Yes, there's no reason for your DNA to be Hyoga's template. Hvergelmir has all of creation to draw upon, after all."
Mii frowned. "But our plane of existence was frozen in time. Hvergelmir might not have had access to it."
"Or it might have taken the opportunity to get detailed scans of people while we were frozen," Ami replied.
"Ladies, I think we're arguing with insufficient evidence. I'll call Washuu-chan once we're back home."
"Right. Third question. If you aren't genetically too close to marry, are we going to form a group marriage?"
"Is that legal?" Hyoga asked Mii.
"That depends on whether you want a marriage contract," Rob replied. "In Canada, I can only marry one of you, but nobody can stop us from living together as a family."
"Maika wouldn't approve," Mii pointed out.
"What the 'English Puritan Church' - which I assume is what your world has instead of our Anglican Church - does or does not approve of is no concern of mine. And if Maika dares to complain, I'll ask her what the first epistle to the Corinthians has to say."
Mii frowned. "What does it have to say?"
"'But now abideth faith, hope, love, these three; and the greatest of these is love.' That's from the American Standard translation."
Rob nodded at Hyoga's quotation. "I'm impressed that you know it well enough to quote it."
"I am an angel, after all. But I don't think they pay attention to that epistle any more."
"Why not?"
"The same epistle also says, 'For when one saith, I am of Paul; and another, I am of Apollos; are ye not men? What then is Apollos? and what is Paul? Ministers through whom ye believed; and each as the Lord gave to him. I planted, Apollos watered; but God gave the increase.' That doesn't match up with the multiplicity of Christian churches in either my home universe or this one."
"We're getting off-topic, ladies. And I see our waitress coming our way with a pizza." After the waitress had served each of them a slice and left the rest of the pizza at the table, Rob continued, "I don't want to railroad anybody into something you don't want. Hyoga, what do you think about all this?"
"I'm thinking that another quote from that same epistle applies here. 'But if they have not continency, let them marry: for it is better to marry than to burn. But unto the married I give charge, yea not I, but the Lord, That the wife depart not from her husband (but should she depart, let her remain unmarried, or else be reconciled to her husband); and that the husband leave not his wife. But to the rest say I, not the Lord: If any brother hath an unbelieving wife, and she is content to dwell with him, let him not leave her. And the woman that hath an unbelieving husband, and he is content to dwell with her, let her not leave her husband.'"
"I always thought the Apostle Paul was something of a prude," Rob commented. "He wanted everybody to abstain from sex, and conceded to sex within marriage."
"I'm not a Christian," Ami added. "But I suppose that just makes me one of the unbelieving."
Rob nodded and continued. "But that's what Paul thought. I asked what you thought, Hyoga. I think I know what you mean, but do you really understand it if you can't put it into your own words?"
"I see what you're saying," Hyoga answered after swallowing a bite of pizza. "I like all of you. I think I love you all, in different ways. I'd be happy to be a part of a family with all of you, but I don't want that family to be torn apart for any reason short of death. And I definitely don't agree with Paul's ideas about human sexuality. I'm more of an Old Testament angel that way."
"All fire and brimstone?" Mii asked.
"No, the other sort. 'I am a rose of Sharon, A lily of the valleys. As a lily among thorns, So is my love among the daughters. As the apple-tree among the trees of the wood, So is my beloved among the sons. I sat down under his shadow with great delight, And his fruit was sweet to my taste. He brought me to the banqueting-house, And his banner over me was love. Stay ye me with raisins, refresh me with apples; For I am sick from love. His left hand under my head, And his right hand doth embrace me.'"
Rob grinned. "I'll be sure to let Mako-chan know that you think her meals are banquets."
Hyoga grinned back. "There's that literal meaning, too."
Mii just looked confused. "I'm sorry, but was that really a Bible quote? It sounded less like something a Christian would say and more like something a romance novelist would write." Ami, the group's most avid reader of romance novels, nodded in agreement while eating her own pizza slice.
Hyoga nodded. "It was from the Song of Solomon. There are a lot of people who forget that we were created with sex drives for a reason, but Solomon wasn't one of them."
"Okay," Rob said as he served another slice of pizza to Mii, "I think we all know where Hyoga stands on the matter. What about you, Mii?"
"Thanks. I like you, but I don't know whether I'm ready to commit myself to a lifelong relationship. Especially since we're all going to live for centuries."
"How do you figure that?"
"Ami, you're a Sailor Senshi. We know you're going to live for at least a millennium. Washuu-chan gave me that nanite treatment to heal me quickly back when we were first attacked by the Unseelie, and the experts in Academy City are almost positive that regeneration includes an extended lifespan as a second-order effect. Rob, didn't she give you the same nanite treatment?"
"The same or a similar treatment, yes, to repair my nervous system." He looked thoughtful at the realization. "But that was before I was transformed at Hvergelmir."
"Everything we've seen so far indicates you were improved, not re-created."
"Everything we've seen so far."
"Granted, but why would you have lost an ability? And Hyoga's an angel. I might have the shortest lifespan of all of us; just a few centuries. But I'm pretty sure that we're all going to outlive the other people we know, the Senshi and the Juraians excluded. I like you all now. Will I still like you in 2200?"
"'But should she depart, let her remain unmarried, or else be reconciled to her husband'," Hyoga re-quoted. "I'm fine with spending time apart, even years apart, as long as we remain true to each other."
"I'd still like to think about it."
"I'm not going to ask you to commit to anything until after your 18th birthday," Rob replied. "You have plenty of time to think about it." He wondered why he felt uncomfortable saying that he'd abide by the law of the land.
"And I have even more time, don't I?" Everybody nodded in reply to Ami's question. "Mii mentioned that I'm going to live for longer than she expects to live. I don't know whether I can handle that."
"It isn't easy outliving a loved one," Rob replied. "But we all end up learning how to cope."
"Does anybody else want more pizza?"
"Way to spoil the mood, Mii," Rob muttered.
"Oh! I'm sorry. But there's no point letting it go to waste."
"I'll have one more slice, please," Ami replied.
"So will I, please."
"And I'll have one more as well," Rob added. "You can have the rest."
Mii smiled as they all turned their full attention to lunch.
Blossom Apartments, Ottawa, ON, Canada
December 22, 2016
11:57am ET
"So, now he has three girlfriends." Mamoru sighed, dreading the possibility that he himself might end up in the same situation.
"Isn't it romantic?" Ruiko and Usagi said in unison as if their reaction was scripted by somebody who cared more about the story than the people involved.
Minako grinned at their comment. "Oh, yeah, I remember that happened a few times back in the Silver Millennium, when we didn't have to worry about sexually-transmitted diseases."
"What, really?"
"Yes, Mikoto, really."
Chibiusa piped up. "I heard about this in Crystal Tokyo, but only from Mina-nee as ancient history. I think people should only have one spouse."
"I have to agree with you, Niiko Misaka opines." There was a thought in her mind saying otherwise, but the Misaka Sisters had practice in ignoring thoughts that weren't their own.
Kuroko frowned as she asked, "Doesn't polygamy lead to the objectification of women?"
"Only if the woman doesn't have a choice," replied Minako, suddenly more sure about her answer than she was when the question was asked. "Back in the Silver Millennium, it was always up to the woman whether she wanted to join or remain in an existing relationship, polyamourous or not. And before anybody asks, it was up to a man whether he wanted to join or remain in an existing relationship, too."
"So... were... well, were we...?"
"No, Usagi, Princess Serenity and Prince Endymion were just beginning their relationship when Beryl's forces attacked. They were still exclusive to each other. As far as I know."
"Say," Hotaru asked suddenly, "did any relationship ever start as a threesome?"
Minako thought for a moment, then replied, "It was rare, but it did happen on occasion."
"Thanks." Hotaru decided to say nothing more... but she did start thinking about how this bit of prehistory might relate to something that was happening somewhere else in Refuge...
Blossom Apartments, Ottawa, ON, Canada / The Masaki residence, Vancouver, BC, Canada
December 22, 2016
12:33pm ET / 9:33am PT
"I hope I'm not taking you away from breakfast."
"Not at all. I was just about to call you, actually; Sasami-chan wants to know what you want for Christmas presents."
"Honestly, Washuu-chan, all I want for Christmas is a full medical checkup."
"I gave you a full medical checkup less than three months ago, Rob."
"True, but that was before Hyoga and I visited Niflheim yesterday."
"You visited ... Both of you. My lab. Now."
"Yes, Washuu-chan." Rob grinned, looked up from the phone, and turned to Makoto and Mikoto. "See you tomorrow. I hope." Before anyone could reply, a door leading directly to Washuu-chan's lab appeared on the Blossom Apartments common room's wall. "It looks like she's too impatient for us to get there for us to use the portal system."
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Posted by: MorningDaylight - 04-09-2025, 09:06 AM - Forum: Introductions
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I'm banned user HLIAA14YOG from AllTheTropes. I'm just here to try to make an appeal for my ban since the discussion for my ban was done here when I had no account; in fact, I did not even know the site existed until I read my ban message where there was a link to this site.
The reason I'm using a different username is because honestly I'm embarassed by the one I use in ATT but too lazy to get a name change. I was in what people call these days an "edgy phase" back when I chose my username.
I do write fanfics and original fiction on AO3 under a username called (sigh) InsideA14YearOldGirl. My honest opinion is that they're horrible and I'm ashamed of how my most notable work there is a pornographic incest story, though it was written by request of another user. I keep writing there because I barely have any hobbies and at least it keeps my mind out of doing dangerous things to myself (like taking drugs or drinking alcohol like my father).
I do have a problem with being rude, in real life and outside of it (though people only see to talk behind my back and never tell me I'm being rude unless they're my college psychologist; I often only discover how much people hate me months later when a third-party tells me what they talked about me); and for trying to seek information about the most obscure things if at least I think there is some quality on them; that is why I watch and read so many japanese things, because Japan is as far away from my native country of Brazil as it can gets.
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Posted by: robkelk - 04-08-2025, 05:56 AM - Forum: Stories
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"Donaldson en Kazakiri"
or "The Lay of the Heroes of the Blossom"
(or, to the irreverent, "Rob and Hyoga Go to Hvergelmir")
by Rob Kelk
The sun, the sister | of the moon, from the south
Her right hand cast | over heaven's rim;
No knowledge she had | where her home should be,
The moon knew not | what might was his,
The stars knew not | where their stations were.
– "Voluspo", The Poetic Edda (translated by Henry Adams Bellows)
Yggdrasil
December 21, 2016
10:44 UTC
The Goddesses on duty couldn't hear themselves over all the alarms going off. But they all heard The System Administrator shout out an order they never wanted to hear:
"Quiesce the system!"
Everything went still. Everything. Except for the small pocket of metareality where the Goddesses who were on duty were still frantically trying to undo the damage that had just been done, the entire Refuge reality was suspended between clock-ticks.
In the management office, the System Administrator - Urd - turned to her sisters. "How do we fix this?"
"What went wrong?" The Programmer - Skuld - asked in exchange.
The Real-Time Monitor - Belldandy - didn't answer immediately. When she did, her voice was grim. "It was Níðhöggr."
"Níðhöggr gnaws at Yggdrasil all the time. What's different this time?"
"It was the solstice on Midgard," Belldandy replied. "The exact second of the solstice."
"A time of change."
Skuld frowned. "A time of potential - and the Níðhöggr virus attacked that potential."
"Leading to either stasis or chaos on Earth until the next solstice." Belldandy shivered in fear.
"Which we could normally work around, but with all our efforts needed to stabilize the Refuge reality after the synchronic alteration events, that's impossible right now." The telephone rang. Urd put the call on speaker. "Urd here."
"Peorth here. We have a patch, but we estimate it will only hold for eight hours once Yggdrasil is running again. Somebody needs to go into Niflheim and make repairs to Hvergelmir."
"We can't spare anybody here. What kind of repairs?"
"Simple ones. Even a mortal could make them, given a half-hour briefing."
"That's good," Skuld replied while looking at the Yggdrasil monitors. "But what kind of mortal could survive the trip?"
Belldandy reached into the pouch she was carrying and cast the runes. "One who is accustomed to the cold of the world, who keeps himself to himself, who travels to better himself, who leads others from the heart."
Peorth thought for a moment. "So, somebody who Chinese astrologers would call a Wood Dragon, western astrologers would call a Cancer, the rest of Midgard would call a resident of a cold country, and we would call trustworthy. We could find somebody like that in a few seconds if Yggdrasil was running. Do we restart the system to make the search?"
Before Urd could reply, Skuld said, "There's no need. One of our apartment managers matches all of those criteria."
"Bring him here, now. How long can we keep Yggdrasil quiesced before system failure sets in?"
"Just barely less than an hour, by our perception of time here," Belldandy told her older sister.
"Then we'd better hurry. Peorth, take over here! We have a hero to summon!"
Yggdrasil
December 21, 2016
10:44 UTC
The Norns completed their ritual. Without the assistance of Yggdrasil, it was a difficult task... but a successful one. Rob Donaldson, still asleep and without any nightwear, appeared in the circle that they surrounded.
"Ew!" Skuld turned away.
Urd quickly magiced some clothing into existence around Rob, and a pair of glasses beside him. He felt the pressure change and woke up. "Wha... Where am I?"
"Welcome to Yggdrasil, Mr. Donaldson."
"Milady Belldandy? Yggdrasil? Am I dead?"
"No, not yet. But we need your help if the entire universe isn't to descend into chaos."
Yggdrasil
December 21, 2016
10:44 UTC
"So, this Nidhogg virus hit just the wrong memory spot at just the wrong time?"
"That's close enough, considering what humans are able to understand," Skuld replied. "The actuality is different, but the analogy is sound."
Rob nodded. "I expect everything that I sense you doing here is just an analogy that I can grasp."
Skuld turned to Urd. "See! He gets it! I knew he was the right person to call on for help!"
"I also know that the eddas describe journeys of many days or weeks in order to accomplish this sort of task, and we only have a few hours. Will I have a vehicle to cut my travel time down to what we actually have?"
"No, Hel doesn't allow such things in Niflheim."
"Then I'll need a traveling companion who can get us there before your deadline catches up to us."
Yggdrasil
December 21, 2016
10:44 UTC
The Norns completed their ritual. Without the assistance of Yggdrasil, it was a difficult task... but a successful one. Hyoga Kazakiri, still asleep and without any nightwear, appeared in the circle that they surrounded.
"Ew!" Skuld turned away.
Urd quickly magiced some clothing into existence around Hyoga, and a pair of glasses beside her. She felt the pressure change and woke up. "Wha... Where am I?"
"Welcome to Yggdrasil, Ms. Kazakiri."
"Woah," Rob muttered. "Deja vu."
Urd looked grim. "We're short on time; we had to re-use some."
"Holy Djelibeybi, Batman," Rob muttered in a tone he hoped the Goddesses couldn't hear.
Yggdrasil
December 21, 2016
10:44 UTC
"You now have the supplies and the knowledge that we can give you. We will restart Yggdrasil, but duration will not resume on Earth; we'll keep the mortal part of the universe quiesced to protect people from the damage that Níðhöggr did, until either we get a green light on Hvergelmir or Yggdrasil begins to suffer from the quiescense. You'll have... six hours."
"I hope that'll be enough," Hyoga said.
Urd frowned. "It will have to be enough. Once duration is re-started in the Nine Worlds other than Midgard, we will then send you directly to the only point in Niflheim that we can visit uninvited: the gates of Hel. From there, you will be on your own, and the universe's clock will once again be ticking, except on Earth."
Rob took a deep breath to steady his nerves. "Just to confirm: We'll have less than six hours to get to Hvergelmir, make the repairs, and get back. If we fail, the world will suffer either chaos or stasis."
Belldandy smiled. "You can take your time getting back if you're successful."
"And if you fail, you might not want to return," added Urd.
Rob shivered. "Let's not think of that possibility."
"How do we get there?" Hyoga asked.
"Step through here." Urd pushed the big green button on her desk, then gestured to a door that wasn't there before she pressed the button.
They did so.
Thence rode he down | to Niflhel deep,
And the hound he met | that came from hell.
– "Baldr's Dreams", The Poetic Edda (translated by Henry Adams Bellows)
Niflheim
December 21, 2016
10:44 UTC
There was a gate behind them, and a gate before them, on the far side of a bridge over the river Gjöll, all rimed with frost. The gate before was guarded by the largest hound either had ever seen, secured on a leash long enough to allow him to cross the bridge. Rob didn't need to be told who the hound was; he'd read that manga story years ago.
"What business have a mortal and a half-made angel in this place?" asked the hound, with a voice that invoked all the fears of all the beings ever chased by all the unleashed hounds of Earth.
Rob steeled his nerves and spoke before Hyoga could react to being called half-made. "Mighty Garm, who guards Hel's gateway, we seek only to travel beside the river Gjöll and the walls of your mistress's realm. Our quest bids us make haste to Hvergelmir; we do not seek to pass through Hel's gate at this time."
"You stink of the Entwiners of Fate, mortal, but not of the single Norn who most recently exiled me from Midgard to return to my accustomed station here." He cocked his head, as if listening. "My mistress Hel has sensed what Níðhöggr did. You may pass now. I will decide whether you may pass again when... no, if you return. But be thee told, mortal: it will take thee nine times nine days to walk the length of the walls of Hel's domain."
Rob nodded. "O best of hounds, we take our leave upon those words."
"Then go, and do what you must, mortal."
As soon as they were out of Garm's sight, Hyoga took her FUSE=Kazakiri form, took Rob into her arms, and took flight.
In nine by nine minutes, they had left Hel's domain far behind. Hyoga stopped to rest, at which point Rob uncovered his face so that they could talk properly. "I haven't traveled that fast since the last time I flew, and that was in an airplane."
"I'm sorry that I didn't serve coffee during the flight." Hyoga grinned.
Rob grinned back. "I didn't get coffee on that flight, either. It was a private plane that I had hired so I could take some aerial photos. Speaking of coffee..." He pulled from his pocket the thermos that Skuld had lent him.
"Yes, please. But just enough to moisten my mouth. I don't have a digestive system; don't waste supplies on me."
Rob filled a small cup, drank half of its contents, passed it to Hyoga, then accepted it back and drank what she didn't. "Ready to go again?"
"Almost. By the time you've put the coffee away and readjusted your balaclava, I'll be ready."
And she was as good as her word.
Jötunheimr
December 21, 2016
10:44 UTC
"Mighty Fárbauti, who sits upon the throne of the Jötnar, why do we not challenge this mortal and his companion who intrude in the realms beyond Midgard?"
"Good Brimir, their quest benefits Men, Dvergr, Jötnar, Vanir, and Æsir equally. If they fail, we must needs carry out their quest ourselves, and we have not the time. Bide thy time; there will be time enough to challenge them should they choose to attempt to return to Midgard."
There Nithhogg sucked | the blood of the slain,
And the wolf tore men; | would you know yet more?
– "Voluspo", The Poetic Edda (translated by Henry Adams Bellows)
Niflheim
December 21, 2016
10:44 UTC
They had traveled at Hyoga's best speed for three hours, following the snow-clad banks of the river Gjöll upstream for the entire distance. Hyoga had been careful to remain on the side of the living, not the side of the dead, even when the river's flow shrunk to a stream, then to the merest brook meandering along a vast riverbed.
They had reached Hvergelmir.
Rob saw the hart called Eikthyrnir standing over the well, eating tender shoots from Yggdrasil's branches. Water fell from its horns into Hvergelmir.
Hyoga saw the celestial being called Eikthyrnir hovering over the well, trimming potential-but-stillborn alternate universes from Yggdrasil's branchings of reality. Potentiality fell from its form into Hvergelmir.
They compared notes. Eikthyrnir ignored them.
"I wonder what Eikthyrnir is really doing," Rob said.
"And how Hvergelmir is really being filled," Hyoga added. "Now that you've described it, I can see what you're seeing."
"You're one up on me, then. I guess I just don't have the ability to see the universe the way an angel can. Okay, I see a pool there, and somehow I know it's Hvergelmir. There's a bare trickle of water flowing from it, and a puddle of water over here." Rob gestured as he spoke, pointing things out.
"I can work with that description. What do you see over here?" Hyoga motioned to Rob.
"A wall around the pool, but some stones have been knocked asunder and some of the water is leaking out, filling that puddle. Just out of curiosity, what do you see?"
"A paradigm of concepts surrounding potentiality that flows into actuality, but some of the concepts have been cast loose and some raw potentiality is just sitting there. Rob, is there a point to asking me what I sense?"
"I guess not. Let's just pretend that what I see is what really is, and get on with the repair work."
Working together, they quickly placed stones upon stones as if they were a three-dimensional jigsaw puzzle. Hyoga located the stones/concepts that belonged together, while Rob carried them back to Hvergelmir and placed them into the wall/paradigm.
"We work well together, pretty lady."
"Don't call me that. I'm not a lady, or even a human, and I'm not pretty."
"You're very pretty, Hyoga. And being a lady is a way of life, not a biological description - at least, that's what I think."
She blushed for a moment, then went back to work.
Finally they were done... but Rob could see that water was still leaking out of the cracks in the wall.
"We need to glaze the wall somehow. If only we had a source of intense heat that we could play over the wall and let the stones glass over, or fuse together."
"Fusing them together would probably be a bad thing, but they do have to have connections between them."
"What's over there?" Rob pointed across what he saw as a small valley. "There doesn't seem to be any snow over there."
Hyoga looked across what she saw as the gap from which all realms arose. She didn't see any fire giants present at their border with the Ginnungagap. "It looks pretty warm over there, yes."
"Maybe we can find something there that's hot enough to do the job."
"I would expect so. Wait here." Without waiting for an argument, Hyoga flew at her top speed across the Ginnungagap. She somehow knew that no mortal could survive that trip, as short as it was. A few moments later, she was back, a glowing stone in her hand. "Don't touch it."
"Urd said that I needed to be the one to repair the well."
"Then take my hands in yours, and guide my actions."
He did, moving Hyoga from side to side in an almost crablike walk. The wall shimmered and became smooth, the stones securely held behind a glaze of molten rock (or, as Hyoga saw it, a mingling of concepts that produced ideas strong enough to withstand the test of time).
Then she tried to open her hands... and could not. "Rob... I can't let go." Hyoga held up the still-hot rock, then cried in pain as she tried and failed once again to force her hands to open from around it.
Rob grabbed a nearby rock and used it to knock the rock from Hyoga's hand. It landed in the puddle, causing the water to turn to steam.
The steam drifted to surround Hyoga. Rob reached into it and tried to pull her out, but encountered nothing where his eyes showed Hyoga standing.
"Don't leave me, pretty lady," he said. "We just met; you're just learning what it's like to be an average person; it can't end now! You have to have a chance at happiness, just like every other person on Earth!"
He ignored the tingling in his arms; the arms that he had reached into the steam with. He'd survive. He was tough. And it was just water, right?
The tingling subsided, as did the steam. It cleared to reveal Hyoga standing there, in human form and as pretty as Rob had ever thought she had been.
"Are you all right?" He rushed to her side.
"I'm fine, I think... but I feel strange."
"Strange?"
"I've never felt this way before." Then her stomach rumbled with hunger.
"You're just hungry... wait. You're hungry. You said you don't have a digestive system."
"I didn't have a digestive system, but... I think I do now." Then she saw herself reflected in the pool of water in Hvergelmir - which she no longer saw as a pool of potentiality. "Is that me?"
"That's you, as pretty as always."
"I've never been that pretty. Have I?"
Rob suddenly remembered his Norse mythology. "Oh, no. Did I... Hyoga, exactly what is on the other side of that valley?"
"That valley is the Ginnungagap, and Muspelheim is on the other side."
"Muspelheim. Niflheim. Steam produced from their meeting. The steam of creation, from which all things in the Nine Worlds were created, if I remember correctly. Did I...?"
When it became obvious that Rob wasn't going to continue, Hyoga asked, "Did you just remake me?"
"Can you shift into your angelic form? I was thinking of you as a person, and every person I've ever known has been human."
"I'll try." Hyoga transformed in front of Rob, into a form which was similar to but more beautiful than FUSE=Kazakiri had ever been.
"Your wings are white now..." Rob said in awe.
"Are they?" She looked at herself in Hvergelmir, only to see the pool of potentiality again. "I'll have to take your word for that; I have my angelic senses back in this form. Oh, and I'm not hungry any more."
"I bet that'll come back when you transform back to... to human, now. I'm sorry, Hyoga."
"Why? I'm not a monster any more." Her smile was the smile of an angel, even though she was now half-human.
Yggdrasil
December 21, 2016
10:44 UTC
"Systems are showing green again. Do we re-start Midgard?"
Urd shook her head in response to Peorth's question. "Not yet. Give them a chance to return."
"We can't hold Midgard quiesced for much longer without risking system damage."
"Hold for as long as you can! The least we can give our heroes is a shorter absence from their lives that they have to explain."
Niflheim
December 21, 2016
10:44 UTC
"Get up and keep running!"
"I can't!"
"You must! Why did we even land?"
"I was tired!"
"You don't get tired!"
"I do now! I'm human now, remember?"
"Don't take that tone of voice with me!"
"Why not? It's your fault!"
They dodged yet another hail of arrows.
"Ack! Since when do dwarfs use bows?"
"It's 2016! Be happy they don't have esper Skills!"
"Less talk! More running!"
"Less running, more flying!" Hyoga transformed back to her angelic form, grabbed Rob, and took off like an angel out of Hel.
Yggdrasil
December 21, 2016
10:44 UTC
"Urd! We're out of time! Changes are starting to happen all over Midgard!"
She sighed. "Do it."
Niflheim
December 21, 2016
10:45 UTC
They took cover behind a ridge as a squad of trolls opened up with AK-47s and unloaded the clips.
"I think I was happier with the bows and arrows."
"So, this is it. I just became human, and now I'm about to die."
"Don't misquote Arthur Dent at me! We're not going to die!"
"Just... kiss me before we're killed. Give me that much happiness. Please?"
Rob remembered his outburst at Hvergelmir. "I can give you that much, at least." He moved in to kiss Hyoga... and stopped as a shadow fell across them. A large shadow.
"You know that such devices are forbidden in the realm of Hel."
The trolls started to panic. "Fáfnir! Have mercy!"
"Mercy I have for those who try and fail honourably. Mercy I have not for such as you, who forswear your oaths to Hel." And he flew at them - literally.
After a moment, all was quiet.
"I have no quarrel with you, sons of Men." Rob and Hyoga looked up to see Fáfnir perched atop the ridge where they had sheltered. The wyrm took a closer look at them. "If I had known, I would have come to your aid so much the sooner. This dragon offers apologies to another dragon."
Rob stepped back from the ridge, turned, and bowed. "Thou hast my thanks, Fáfnir. May I ask, how didst thou kill thine opponents?"
"Why, with my breath, which is poison to all that is mortal. How dost thou survive being in my presence?"
Rob thought for a moment. "I... do not know."
"Yet thou dost survive. Thou art the most durable mortal I have ever met. Now I must take my leave; 'twould be best if you also were to leave this place."
Rob suddenly realized what had happened. He'd survive. He's tough. He'd thought that while reaching into the steam of creation to rescue Hyoga. He wondered whether Hyoga's thoughts had also remade him in any way, the way that his words had remade parts of her.
"We'd better go."
Niflheim
December 21, 2016
11:29 UTC
"Is it safe to stop?"
Rob thought for a moment. "I think so."
Hyoga landed and transformed back to human. "I'm still hungry, and I'm feeling other things, too. Is this an adrenaline rush?"
Rob pulled the thermos of coffee out of his pocket, following it with two granola bars. "This is all we have for food." He passed one of the bars to Hyoga, then poured some coffee into the cup.
"Thank you for the food." They ate while they talked.
"I don't know whether you're feeling an adrenaline rush, Hyoga. Is it wearing off now that we're relatively safe?"
She thought as she chewed. After swallowing, she answered, "No. It's getting stronger. And... and it's getting even stronger when I look at you."
"Oh, dear. Not again."
"What do you mean, 'not again'?"
"You might be feeling one of the most primal emotions a human feels." Rob took a drink of coffee, then passed the cup to Hyoga. "Here."
"But... isn't that an indirect kiss? I couldn't... Oh. Oh, dear."
Rob sighed. "You had no problem sharing this cup with me before you were re-made. Well, that narrows it down to two broad emotions. Are you really sure you want to either love me or lust after me, Hyoga?"
"You're the first man I saw after I became human, Rob; that had to have left a mark. And when you thought the steam of creation was destroying me, you tried to save me; I know you care about me. And I wasn't aware that I had a choice who I could want that way."
"Do me a favour? Think about the other men and boys that you know, and compare them to me."
"Kamijo... he's nice, but if we touch, I'll disappear."
"Not any more."
"Oh, you're right! I'll just become human! But he's a friend, just like Index. Accelerator... somehow, I think it would be wrong to feel anything for him. And Mamoru's nice, but I don't like him the way Usagi does."
"Anyone else?"
"No."
"You need to get out more."
"I've had enough time away from home on this trip to last me a lifetime! And you're changing the subject."
"On purpose. We're going through a high-stress event. These feelings might just be your - our - hormones talking."
Hyoga smiled at Rob's confirmation of his feelings for her. "We'll just have to find out whether it's our hormones or something deeper once we're safe." Hyoga handed her empty granola bar wrapper to Rob. "Shall we go?"
"Let's."
Niflheim
December 21, 2016
13:02 UTC
A blast of wind, colder than the icicles of Thule, blasted against Hyoga and Rob. They had no choice but to land, where they saw the tallest giant that either of them had ever seen.
"Niflheim is a place for Jötnar and dead Men, sons of Men! If you are here, you should be dead!"
"Can't argue with that kind of logic," Rob muttered.
"That was logic?" asked Hyoga in puzzlement.
"No. That's why we can't argue with it." Rob raised and projected his voice, the way he would if he was on stage. "Who art thou, who chooses to impede our progress toward the gate of Hel?"
"Some call me winter's father, though my name is Vindsval." He waved a hand in their direction, enveloping them again in cold and snow.
Rob held Hyoga closer, to share his body heat with her. "Be glad they don't have esper Skills, eh?"
"That's magic."
"Should we fight him?"
"He is winter's father. If we kill him here, or even knock him out, what will that do to winter on Earth?"
Vindsval laughed. "It would cause the protective blanket to begone from Midgard! Thou knowest what effect that would bring, does thou not?"
Rob nodded. "Too many lives would be affected for the worse, the least of which would be the lives of men."
"Forsooth!"
Rob and Hyoga looked at each other. That wasn't period Norse translated to English; it was more comic-book olde-tyme talk.
"Wait a minute. Do we really have to talk like that, or can we talk the way we're used to talking?"
"Son of Man, it has been decreed by Hel that within her realm the old ways are the best."
"I understand and thank thee for thine answer, Winter's Father. We shall endeavour to not speak in a manner that has been forbidden by the ruler of Niflheim."
"We understand each other, O son of Men."
"Then please understand this, O Father of Winter: We seek only to travel toward the gate of Hel, and then return to whence we came."
"I will aid your travel to the gate of Hel, O Sons of Men! I will deliver your frozen corpses to the Best of Hounds by mine own hands!" The wind and cold which had come and come came once again.
Hyoga held Rob tightly, shivering all the while. "Do something!"
"Why are you shivering? You're still in your angelic form!"
"I'm cold!"
Rob didn't think it was that cold. Mind you, Rob had arctic clothing and Hyoga did not. "Can you fly?"
"Not in these winds." Then Hyoga stared at Rob. "The snow..."
"What about the snow?"
"It's turned to water on your - thine - face."
"It's melting?"
"No. There's no frost on thine eyelashes, either."
"Hyoga... when I reached into the steam of creation to try to pull thee out of it, what wast thou thinking?"
"That thou wert risking thy life for me. Then, for a moment, I thought thou couldst do anything. That's when the steam abated."
"And that is when I was thinking that it was only water."
"What is this talk, O Sons of Men? These are poor choices for your epitaphs!"
Rob narrowed his eyes and looked straight at the face of Winter's Father. "If we are correct in what we are thinking, then they are no epitaphs at all." He then willed that the ice flying around himself and Hyoga stop in its flight.
And it was so.
"Thou art changed, O Son of Man. This is why Hel forbids your race from her realm! Now, fear winter before you die!"
"My family, my clan, my nation; we all live in winter for half the year. We fear thee not, Vindsval. We rejoice in thy presence!"
"You do?" Hyoga asked in amazement.
"Of course! If it wasn't so windy, I'd show you how to have fun throwing snowballs at each other."
"This activity, I must see," Vindsval proclaimed. And the winds tapered off to stillness, and the snow fell to the ground, and the skies cleared.
Rob smiled. "Okay, Now, watch closely. This is how you make a good snowball - not so tightly-packed that it will cause damage to the person who it is thrown at, and not so loosely-packed that it will fall apart in mid-flight..."
When looking back at this encounter in later years, Vindsval always remembered his amazement that these Sons of Men could teach him the joy of a snowball fight. Despite the displeasure of the ruler of Niflheim, Vindsval could not but call it time well spent.
On all sides saw I | Valkyries assemble,
Ready to ride | to the ranks of the gods;
Skuld bore the shield, | and Skögul rode next,
Guth, Hildr, Göndul, | and Geirskögul.
Of Herjan's maidens | the list have ye heard,
Valkyries ready | to ride o'er the earth.
– "Voluspo", The Poetic Edda (translated by Henry Adams Bellows, names updated to early-21st-century spellings)</poem>
Niflheim
December 21, 2016
15:44 UTC
Rob and Hyoga made their way to the gates of Hel. As they arrived, they saw to their surprise that they were expected. They discovered an armed party had arrived from the direction that they wanted to travel.
Garm was howling his displeasure at the intrusion. "What business brings you here, O Choosers of the Slain?"
"We are here to escort these two away from the lands of the dead and back to Midgard, O Greatest of Hounds."
And Garm saw that it was so. Even so, ever-faithful Garm was not willing to let them leave without a fight... but even to one such as him, to pit strength against strength against six Valkyries would mean the final death. The battle must needs be a battle of truths. "The mortal man has journeyed away from Midgard, a journey that no Man is allowed to partake, O Choosers of the Slain."
Geirskögul intoned, "Look upon him again, O Greatest of Hounds. He journeyed at the behest of those who guide, on behalf of those who live. His was a hero's journey, and since the time that Midgard arose from the Ginnungagap heroes have had the privilege to do what others dare not." And the magic of the music showed Garm that this was true.
"The mortal man has trespassed in the realms of the dead, where no living mortal should walk, be he hero or not, O Choosers of the Slain."
Skögul intoned, "Look upon him again, O Greatest of Hounds. The mortal was called to these realms by the Entwiners of Fate themselves. It was his wyrd that he was to have walked this path." And the magic of the music showed Garm that this was true.
"The mortal man has willingly entered Niflheim, and he did not die in battle. His place is here, O Choosers of the Slain."
Hildr intoned, "Look upon him again, O Greatest of Hounds. He has done us all a great service, and he has not died at all; in all fairness thou must not impede his path wherever it may lead." And the magic of the music showed Garm that this was true.
"Then the mortal must continue to walk the hero's path, else when he dies his soul will be taken by my mistress no matter the cause of death. I have looked upon him again three times, I will look upon him again no more. What of the half-made one, O Choosers of the Slain? Her actions were not those of the hero, as she used upon her quest no part of her being save the abilities to which she is accustomed."
Göndul intoned, "Look upon her again, O Greatest of Hounds. The heat of Muspelheim, the chill of Niflheim, and the waters of Hvergelmir have once again mingled their essences to form the creating steam, if only for the briefest of moments. The one called Hyoga is no longer half-formed, and all of her abilities are new to her." And the magic of the music showed Garm that this was true.
"Then the no-longer-half-made one is of us now, and must gain a Doublet and not leave this realm without call, O Choosers of the Slain."
Guth intoned, "Look upon her again, O Greatest of Hounds. She is born of Men, not of Gods. The Doublet System of Hild and Kami-sama must not be applied to her." And the magic of the music showed Garm that this was true.
"Then the no-longer-half-made one has no place in the Nine Worlds, and must be destroyed, O Choosers of the Slain."
Skuld intoned, "Look upon her again, O Greatest of Hounds. Her place is in Midgard, with the mortal who has done us all a great service; their fates have been entwined." And the magic of the music showed Garm that this was true.
And the magic of the music showed Rob that this was true.
And the magic of the music showed Hyoga that this was true.
"Then the mortal must acknowledge the no-longer-half-made one as family in the presence of other mortals before this day is out, else when she dies her soul will be taken by my mistress no matter the cause of death. I have looked upon her again three times, I will look upon her again no more. Do what thou wilt, O Entwiner of Fate who is a Chooser of the Slain." Garm put his head between his paws and, however grumpily, slept the sleep of the loyal hound.
Skuld took Rob and Hyoga's hands. "We must be away now, before He Who Howls awakens."
And it was so.
Yggdrasil
December 21, 2016
15:49 UTC
"I hate having to talk that way," Skuld continued after passing through the portal from Niflheim. "It's so old-fashioned! But Hel insists, and it's her realm." She let go of Rob and Hyoga.
Rob laughed. "And you're always at the cutting edge, aren't you, milady Skuld?" Then he turned to Skogul. "It was my wyrd, eh? I saw what you did there."
Skogul shrugged her shoulders. "Calling upon Wyrd - Urðr - Urd couldn't hurt."
"And I did hear your call." Urd smiled as she very carefully re-packed some fragile alchemical flasks into a very-strongly-bound box. "Do the two of you understand what Garm commanded of you?"
"I'm not sure, milady Urd."
Belldandy smiled. "Then I will give you the same tasks that Garm did. Rob, you must not sit by when a wrong is to be righted, when an innocent needs help, when injustice is ascending over justice. You must take action - and that action needs to be more than merely 'liking' a post on Facebook."
"I accept that burden gladly, milady Belldandy. And I don't even have a Facebook account."
She smiled. "And your first call to action is on behalf of your companion. Hyoga, you need to accept that, despite your celestial abilities, you are no longer simply a concentration of other people's metahuman powers given human form; you are a human, with a human need for companionship and family."
Hyoga put her arm around Rob's waist. "And I know without knowing how I know that Rob will be a part of that family."
Belldandy smiled. "And you, Rob, need to not only accept that Hyoga is important to you, but you must also tell other people that she is important to you - before the day is out."
"Of course." He smiled while replying. "I've always thought that Hyoga is somebody important; she's just a bit closer than that now. We need to figure out who we're going to tell first, though. After we tell our apartment-mates, of course."
"And then San Antonio," Hyoga added.
Rob looked puzzled. "San ... Antonio? Is there a residence there?"
And with that question, plus a Meaningful Look from Belldandy that Rob couldn't see, Hyoga realized that they had not reassembled the well at Hvergelmir to be exactly the same as it was before Urd had quiesced reality. She wondered how many other changes they had made, but all she said was, "I'm sorry; it's been a long day. I should have said San Francisco."
Rob grinned. "Yes, Gomez would probably take the entire account in stride, wouldn't he? Tell him first, and let him build up our confidence before telling the others."
Then Hyoga asked a question to distract Rob from her unknowing blunder. "What if somebody objects to the two of us being together?"
Rob reached for her hand and held it reassuringly. "That's their problem. Even if it was Mii and Ami who were the ones to object. The two of us have literally been to the Gates of Hel together and lived to tell the tale, and you've been reborn in the process. As far as I'm concerned, you already are a part of my family, Hyoga." Rob drew her into an embrace. "We'll need to see how you fit into our family, but you'll have a place of some sort there."
Skuld turned away. "Tell me when they're gone, okay?"
But before Urd and Belldandy sent Rob and Hyoga home, Belldandy quietly slid an envelope into Hyoga's pocket - a pocket that had not existed before she did so.
Blossom Apartments, Ottawa, ON, Canada
December 21, 2016
15:52 UTC (10:52am ET)
"I could sleep the entire day away," Rob said as he fell into his own bed from the portal from Yggdrasil.
"So could I," replied Hyoga, immediately beside him. "But I don't want to sleep." She made no move to get out of bed.
"Hyoga... We really shouldn't."
"I know. Even if it would be the best Christmas present ever." She sat up in bed. "Remember, I'm human now; what the Book of Enoch says about that doesn't apply any more, if that is what I feel for you. Wait, did you promise Mii that she would be the first of the women here to share your bed that way?"
Rob thought carefully for a long moment. "No. What I promised her was that I would share her bed the day after her eighteenth birthday if that was what she still wanted, and I made the same promise to Ami. What I'm thinking is that the two of us shouldn't do anything until after my fiancées know."
"And approve. You're right, of course."
"C'mon, sleepyhead. Out of bed."
"Are you talking to me or to yourself?"
"Both of us. We have to tell everyone else that you're part of my family now, remember?"
"And you have a new ability to explore."
Rob grinned. "I think we both do. Come on, let's go get some lunch."
Epilogue
Ottawa, Ontario, Canada
December 21, 2016
1:06pm ET
"How often do things like this happen to you, Mr. Donaldson?"
Rob smiled at Naru's question. "Today was the first time I've ever been to a different dimension, Ms. Osaka, but it does seem like strange things happen to me and my guests on a regular basis. You should ask Sailor Jupiter about the time she fought a Predator one-on-one some time. Why do you ask?"
Naru went pale at the thought of going up against a Predator. "I was thinking of asking whether I could move in with you. But I think I'll stay with Mama and Naruru and Umino for now."
"That's probably for the best."
Blossom Apartments, Ottawa, ON, Canada
December 21, 2016
1:07pm ET
Alone in her apartment (which wasn't where she remembered it being yesterday), Hyoga opened the letter that Belldandy had given her without Rob's knowledge.
"My dearest Hyoga,
(For a moment, she wondered who the "dear Hyoga" and "dearer Hyoga" were, that made her the "dearest Hyoga".)
"I know that this will be hard for you, but you will need to live with the fact that you are one of the few beings who remember how the universe existed before you and Mr. Donaldson repaired Hvergelmir. Most things remain the same, but Urd tells me that because she held Yggdrasil in a quiesced state for a fraction of a tick too long, there are a few people who we approached in this version of reality that we did not approach in the reality of your birth, and vice versa.
"Here are the most important changes that people will expect you to know. Firstly, the Juraians are living in Vancouver, in their own home and under the very light guidance of a liaison named Garnett Iwasaki; there is not yet a residence in Texas. Secondly, my husband and his comrades from Whirlwind are living in Somerset, along with your friends in Hokago Tea Time. Thirdly, you are already friends with Hokago Tea Time. Fourthly, the Pensacola residence is being managed by Harley Waters, whom you have already met. Fifthly, the Halloween Party was held at Douglass Gardens Apartments, and that is where Yui Hirasawa and Shinji Ikari first met. Sixthly, the TSAB girls are living in Philadelphia with Admiral Harlaown. Seventhly, because of her ties to the Time Gates, Ms. Meioh also has scattered dreamlike memories of the previous version of reality and would appreciate being able to speak with somebody about them. I know that this will mean that you will be unable to accompany Mii and Ami on their trip to Windsor next week.
"There are more changes, but I will leave them for you to discover."
(Hyoga smiled at that comment; she had already noticed that there was a third floor to the building where she lived.)
"Please be assured and remember that you can call on us in a time of great emergency.
"Belldandy"
As the letter disappeared into motes of light, Hyoga wondered why Mii and Ami would be going to Windsor next week.
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Posted by: STMPD - 04-08-2025, 02:02 AM - Forum: Drunkard's Walk II: Robot's Rules of Order
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Hi all! Been a hot minute since I crawled out of my Zoomer Discord hole to engage with the gang over here. There's a bunch of things I want to talk about / shill, but for now I just want to focus on one pressing issue: what the heck happened to Raven's Garage, the mightiest Bubblegum Crisis fansite of them all?
I ask because back in January Skuse was announcing the site's 30th anniversary, remarking that he was now a 60-year-old man, and that he still wanted things to talk about, so email him etc etc etc. I did actually try to do this and the email didn't go through, I don't know what happened. And now the site appears to be... down? Like there's a page but it's not a real page, it's this weird 'index of' thing and then dumps anyone who clicks on the sole link buried in it to a 403 error.
So it's not that Skuse gave up on the site, I presume, unless his entire take on Raven's Garage switched between January and now and he now wishes for his work to be consigned to the void eternal. Does anyone know what happened? Am I missing something? I know plenty of people on the BGC Discord would like to see the site either revived or archived.
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Compromised Account on Wiki |
Posted by: Bob Schroeck - 04-01-2025, 10:08 AM - Forum: Fenspace
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I just discovered that someone using BlackAeronaut's account on the Fenspace Wiki has posted a page containing 300K of what looks like link spam, including some very suspicious-looking links at the back end. It definitely doesn't belong on the site, and I have concerns that his account may be compromised.
Since I have the privileges to do so, I'm going to temporarily block BA's account; I will also delete the page in a few hours -- it's been there since 3/11, it's not going to hurt to leave it up long enough for someone else to look at it and tell me that I'm off base about it (as unlikely as I suspect that to be).
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