Where's the actual fic at, not here?

The FFML is dead, and well, here I am.

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*Stands and bows*

Hello!^_^

I'm new here.

Please treat me kindly now.

*Sits back down*

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And that's my impersonation of a cute Japanese schoolgirl. Hope that you liked it.^_^ I'm rather proud of it.

To find out more about the real me, y'all just go on here.

Snnrrrrrkk!!!

“All right. Let me get this straight,” said Ben, both incredulous and amused. “You unisoned with Taiga. And now you’re suddenly a neko-chan?”

Nyanoha shrugged helplessly. “We have no idea how.”

Ben sighed. “Okay, let’s get you down to Wash-chan’s lab. And call Hayate down, too. If nothing else, she’s gonna want to see this...”

Any idea what was causing them? I don't remember the times, but it was about three hours I think.

We know that Doug had no conscious control over the activation of his magegift - other then avoiding music. So if he doesn't have his helmet or a tuneplug or similar and he hears music, something will happen, he can't suppress his power from activating. 

Is this a widely known fact in the Warriors universe? Or even by just a few or singular enemies? 

'Cause I had this vision of Doug being tied up somewhere and forced to listen to music by his captors, in the hopes they could use his powers for their benefit. If he was tied up, conscious and unable to block out or ignore any music around him, his power would activate right? What if it was a dangerous power to himself or other people? What if in hopes of torturing him, an enemy made him a victim of his own powers?

Surely some evil force would eventually find a way to take advantage of that.... (evil grin)

I know the sub is meant for speculation and suggestions for Songs for Doug and the resulting powers, but I want to try the reverse for once. 

So I’ve been putting thought into a few kinds of powers that I can’t remember there being an official version/ruling of, and wonder if anyone else has a better memory or imagination then me. The powers I’m thinking of in particular are -

A summon/transform into Combat Gear song, something that would allow Doug to get into gear without actually having to do it by hand, be it by summoning his stuff or transforming the clothes he’s currently wearing into them. 

A plant manipulation/chlorokinesis powerset, something like Poison Ivy or similar. There’s been dozens of different fire/earth/water/lightning style power songs, but I don’t think this one has come up before. 

A go-into-movies/tv power, something like Control Freak from the old Teen Titans cartoon, I imagine Doug entering into actual Looney Tunes or slapstick comedies or such to schmooze with the occupants. Or maybe a Kung-Fu movie for martial arts practice or something. 

Why take the Google News feed, strip out all the trackers (and other images) and JavaScript, and present it with minimal formatting at 68k.news, Alex?

(And here's a story on The Register about the site.)

Has Doug ever felt himself in actual need of an Anime Hive of Scum and Villainy? Because this seems tailor-made for it. Or at least something similar....

(Make sure to turn on Closed Captioning to see the English translation of the lyrics.)

How U.S. media lost the trust of the public

No tl;dr - read it all.