Rubberband Man

[itsune9tl]

At the very worst, it would stretch a rubberband between LT's feet and acrossed his nose...
At best, grant LT Stretching Powers...
In all likely hood, summons the image of a short, fat man that does exactly what the song says he does, causing every one else to stop and stare...
Artist: Spinners Lyrics
Song: The Rubberband Man Lyrics
Hand me down my walkin cane
Hand me down my hat
Hurry now and dont be late
'Cause we aint got time to chat
You and me were goin out
To catch the latest sounds
Guaranteed to blow your mind
So high you wont come down
Hey, yall prepare yourself
For the Rubberband man
You never heard a sound
Like the rubberband man
Youre bound to lose control
When the Rubberband starts to jam
Oh, Lord, this dude is outta sight
Everything he does
seems to come out right
Once I went to hear them play
At a club outside of town
I was so surprised, I was hypnotized
By the sound this cats puttin down
When I saw this short fat guy
Stretch a band between his toes
Hey, I laughed so hard cause the man got down
When he finally reached his goal
Hey, yall prepare yourself
For the Rubberband man
You never heard a sound
Like the rubberband man
Youre bound to lose control
When the Rubberband starts to jam
Got that rubberband
Up on his toes
And then he wriggled it up
All around his nose
(Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo)
Guaranteed to blow your mind
(Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo)
Playin all that music, yet keepin time
(Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo)
Where in the world did he learn that, oh, Lord
(Doo doo doo doo doo)
Lord, help him get away
Hey, yall prepare yourself
For the Rubberband man
You never heard a sound
Like the rubberband man
Youre bound to lose control
When the Rubberband starts to jam
Doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo
Rubberband man, Rubberband man
How much of this stuff do he think we can stand
So much rhythm, grace and debonair from one man, Lord
And then he had nerve to wiggle his left toe
To his knee, got the feelin in his head, yall
Ah, come on, baby
Hey, yall prepare yourself
For the Rubberband man
You never heard a sound
Like the rubberband man
Youre bound to lose control
When the Rubberband starts to jam
Rubberband man starts to jam
Movin up and down across the land
Got people all in his ways
Everything about him seems out of place
Just a movin, just a movin, just a move-move-movin
Just a Rubberband, Rubberband man
Just a movin, just a movin, just a move-move-movin
Just a Rubberband, Rubberband man
Get down
Oh, get down lover
Uh-huh

[classicdrogn]

I think I like the 'summon rubber band playing street performer' power, myself... it beats pointing and shouting "AAAAAAGH! IT'S GODZILLA!" or "Hey look, the Goodyear Blimp!" as a distraction, at least, Giving Doug an unlimited supply of rubber bands to use as projectiles could be fun too, though.
- CD
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[Kokuten]

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Oh, Lord, this dude is outta sight
Everything he does
seems to come out right

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THIS, oh, hohohoho, this has possibilities.
--- Kokuten Daysleeper, Retired Epicced Officered DorfWire Geek - Burning the weak and trampling the dead since 1979

[Bob Schroeck]

I like "Rubberband Man," it has a good beat and you can dance to it, I give it a 72. It's long been in the hopper for simple stretching powers, but as always other ideas are very welcome... like these.


-- Bob
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There's no wrong way to eat a Rhesus.