"In the U. S. Government, there is a lot more incompetence and a lot less conspiracy than is generally believed." - a NASA spokesperson
"A conservative is a man who believes that nothing should be done for the first time." - Alfred E. Wiggam
"I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me." - Noel Coward
"One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork." - Edward Abbey
"The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools." - Doug Larson
"Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?" - Spike Milligan
"God help those who do not help themselves." - Wilson Mizner
"Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example." - Mark Twain
"The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously." - Hubert H. Humphrey
"An author is a fool who, not content with boring those he lives with, insists on boring future generations." - Charles de Montesquieu
"Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president." - Johnny Carson
"We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be." - Kurt Vonnegut
"Any event, once it has occurred, can be made to appear inevitable by a competent historian." - Lee Simonson__________________
I bet that if you cooked an elephant, you'd have a lot of leftovers.
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"I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific." - George Carlin
"A conservative is a man who believes that nothing should be done for the first time." - Alfred E. Wiggam
"I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me." - Noel Coward
"One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork." - Edward Abbey
"The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools." - Doug Larson
"Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?" - Spike Milligan
"God help those who do not help themselves." - Wilson Mizner
"Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example." - Mark Twain
"The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously." - Hubert H. Humphrey
"An author is a fool who, not content with boring those he lives with, insists on boring future generations." - Charles de Montesquieu
"Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president." - Johnny Carson
"We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be." - Kurt Vonnegut
"Any event, once it has occurred, can be made to appear inevitable by a competent historian." - Lee Simonson__________________
I bet that if you cooked an elephant, you'd have a lot of leftovers.
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"I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific." - George Carlin
