NGE: Nobody Dies

[Wiregeek]

"Wa-I feel fine, dOOd!"

New chapter, dOOds.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5579457/49/NGE_Nobody_Dies
"No can brain today. Want cheezeburger."
From NGE: Nobody Dies, by Gregg Landsman
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5579457/1/NGE_Nobody_Dies

[Cobalt Greywalker]

Does anyone else get the feeling Shinji's about to pull something crazyAwesome?

[deadpan29]

I think anytime someone uses that quote, it is pretty much a delaration to the universe that CrazyAwesome will follow.  Not everyone delivers, but this story runs on CrazyAwesome.
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No, I don't believe the world has gone mad.  In order for it to go mad it would need to have been sane at some point.

[Black Aeronaut]

Deadpan, this has been established since the very first chapter of Nobody Dies. It just keeps on getting more and more epic.
BTW: is there a TV Tropes entry for this fic yet? 'Cause if there isn't, then it needs one. Like, yesterday even.

[Bob Schroeck]

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/FanFic/NobodyDies]Indeed there is.
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.

[ECSNorway]

Chapter 50 up.

Kensuke, you rock.

And Kaworu continues to Not Get It. Complete with Flashcards Of Doom. *whimper*
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Sucrose Octanitrate.
Proof positive that with sufficient motivation, you can make anything explode.

[OpMegs]

Poor Israfel. They had to die because Mana can't play DDR to save her life.
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"Oh, silver blade, forged in the depths of the beyond. Heed my summons and purge those who stand in my way. Lay
waste."

[The Wanderer]

At this point, I have concluded that Kaworu is quite definitely Messed Up.

Just in some much more subtle ways than most of the other messed-up people in the story.

[Ebony]

At this point, I have concluded that Kaworu is quite definitely Messed Up.

Just in some much more subtle ways than most of the other messed-up people in the story.

Actually, he strikes me as pretty much a book-standard introvert. He tries to cover his social awkwardness with his mental achievements; he panics when he realizes how he's failing in social situations; and he latches onto anyone who shows any capability at handling social situations, no matter how small.

I went through similar situations myself when I was in high school. Admittedly without the albino coloring or the Angel attacks, but then, I grew up in the suburbs.
Ebony the Black Dragon
http://ebony14.livejournal.com

"Good night, and may the Good Lord take a Viking to you."

[ordnance11]

When you start crying "Boom for Boom God!" when you roll for damage in a wargame, you realize you have issues.
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Into terror!,  Into valour!
Charge ahead! No! Never turn
Yes, it's into the fire we fly
And the devil will burn!
- Scarlett Pimpernell

[mephron]

when you write macros for your mage in World of Warcraft that allow oyu to yell "BOOM FOR THE BOOM GOD!" when you release your most powerful spell....

....you make a raid almost wipe because people are laughing too hard.Brazil has decided you're cute.

[Black Aeronaut]

Did anyone else start head-desking once the Tardis showed up?

[The Wanderer]

I didn't, at least; it somehow didn't seem even slightly surprising at that point. (I do wonder if we're ever going to get to see all of "Does the Multiverse", though...)

[HoagieOfDoom]

Next chapter is up, and it is full of win.

[Black Aeronaut]

It kinda threw me there for a moment. Initially I thought I had missed an entire chapter until I actually saw the bitch-off taking place. Hope that the elder Kirishima gets eaten by a chibi-angel.

[ordnance11]

Shout outs to let's see...."Wargame" and RoboCop. Rafaels doing the "Thriller" video was a hoot.
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Into terror!,  Into valour!
Charge ahead! No! Never turn
Yes, it's into the fire we fly
And the devil will burn!
- Scarlett Pimpernell

[OpMegs]

Israfels doing the "Thriller" video was a hoot.

Is it so wrong that I want to see this done?
Seriously, because it would be awesome.
The fact that the Israfels continue to show up everywhere long after the original was wiped out has proven that, in long standing tradition, if something's funny enough, Gregg will find a way to keep it around. As with Lilly.
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"Oh, silver blade, forged in the depths of the beyond. Heed my summons and purge those who stand in my way. Lay
waste."

[Jorlem]

New chapter is up.
Misato scares me.
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Stand between the Silver Crystal and the Golden Sea.
"Youngsters these days just have no appreciation for the magnificence of the legendary cucumber."  --Krityan Elder, Tales of Vesperia.

[Valles]

Fear is not, in any way, shape, or form, my dominant reaction to her actions and presentation in this chapter.
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"V, did you do something foolish?"
"Yes, and it was glorious."

[Black Aeronaut]

LINES OF AWESOME

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"This is for...law of Drama, is it not?"
"I HAVE FOUND MY NEW GOD!"
"Oh yeah. Dr. Sohryu set her hair on fire. I'm starting to like her."
"Heee~ey," Yui sing-songs, "What'cha doin'?"
"I am Mari Illustrious Makinami! And you will fear my LASERFACE!"
"Maya, if you're done taking a picture, could you please help pull my fat ass out of the duct?"
"In all honesty, Dr. Ikari, you didn't hire me to watch my tits jiggle. This was one of my contingencies, and I couldn't see a more perfect opportunity for this."
The Bro Code is clear: Thou shalt not hit on Thy Bros Daughter.

This whole chapter is just one huge freakin' Crowning Moment of Awesome.  AGAIN!

[Wiregeek]

The Bro Code is clear: Thou shalt not hit on Thy Bros Daughter.

ow ow ow ow ow ow coffee nose keyboard ow
"No can brain today. Want cheezeburger."
From NGE: Nobody Dies, by Gregg Landsman
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5579457/1/NGE_Nobody_Dies

[Black Aeronaut]

The Bro Code is clear: Thou shalt not hit on Thy Bros Daughter.

ow ow ow ow ow ow coffee nose keyboard ow

*Dies Laughing*
For me, the coffee-nose-keyboard moment came twice: once when Yui started sounding like Rei, and again at Mari's Badass Boast.  "You will fear my LASERFACE!" is officially my new favorite catchphrase.  (^_^)
  

[Matrix Dragon]

That one's actually a shout out to Ted vs Blue... But Mari's cuter then Church, so she wins

[LilFluff]

From the side story: The Story of NERV Alaska, Chapter 2

"Hey, dad?""Yeah?"
"What do you do?"
"What do you
mean?"
"Where do you work? What do you do there? How come,
sometimes, you come home with a crazy smile on your face?"
"If I
told you, I'd have to kill you. And I don't want to kill you."
"Then
give me a hint."
"Well, I'm a scientist."
"I know that.
What do you do?"
"I research… ways to make this planet
safer."
"Really?"
"Without going into details that would
require murder? Yes."
"Do you have anything to do with that bright
light last week?"
"… You saw that?"
"Dad, I think all
Alaska saw it."
"Either way, I can't tell you for sure. On a
completely separate subject, Anti-matter is an amazing explosive."
"I
thought you made the planet safer."
"Who said that Anti-matter
had anything to do with my job? I was just saying it's an amazing
explosive."
A smile appeared on both of their faces.
"You're
right," Adam said, "How silly of me."

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Will the transhumanist future have catgirls? Does Japan still exist? Well, there is your answer.

[HoagieOfDoom]

New chapter up!

And Gendo takes a page from Assassin's Creed.