"Captain Jack Sparrow? I'm Captain Jack Harkness. Care to meet my friend, Captain Morgan?"
"I think perhaps there are one captain too many on this ship, mate."
"Ah, but *this* captain--" "--makes rum."
"Well, one can never have too many captains, I always say. Especially if they're bringing rum. Let us retire to my cabin and, ah, test the vintage,
shall we?"
From "Pirates of the Carribean: The Man From T.O.R.C.H.W.O.O.D. Affair."
And given Harkness, it just might *be* an "affair." Although whether Sparrow switch-hits is an open question.
And the great thing is, it can even fit into canon for both source series without breakage or even serious bendage. Torchwood and Jack have been around more
than long enough.
Now I just need to figure out a way to squeeze in a cameo by Napoleon Solo and Ilya Kuryakin (or, better, their ancestors) to to fulfill the promise of (one
of) the pun(s) in the title.
"I think perhaps there are one captain too many on this ship, mate."
"Ah, but *this* captain--" "--makes rum."
"Well, one can never have too many captains, I always say. Especially if they're bringing rum. Let us retire to my cabin and, ah, test the vintage,
shall we?"
From "Pirates of the Carribean: The Man From T.O.R.C.H.W.O.O.D. Affair."
And given Harkness, it just might *be* an "affair." Although whether Sparrow switch-hits is an open question.
And the great thing is, it can even fit into canon for both source series without breakage or even serious bendage. Torchwood and Jack have been around more
than long enough.
Now I just need to figure out a way to squeeze in a cameo by Napoleon Solo and Ilya Kuryakin (or, better, their ancestors) to to fulfill the promise of (one
of) the pun(s) in the title.