Timote Wrote:Hmmmmm...SkyeFire Wrote:Colonel Doug "Looney Tunes" Sangnoir lands on Elm Street....Another song possibility would be Dream Warriors (especially since it was the theme song for Elm Street 3) *grin*
"WHO ARE YOU?!?!?"
"Me? I'm just a cute lil' bunny rabbit. So... wazzup, Doc?"
(My other choice here was "Your worst nightmare," but the image of Doug nonchalantly-but-with-menace nibbling on a carrot before opening Can O'Whoopass #3.14159, well.....)
"You call those things claws? Dude, please -- I know at least a dozen women with fingernails deadlier than that, and only half of them are catgirls."
"System. Play 'Dream Police.'" (AFAIK 'Dream Police' isn't a Power Song, and the lyrics don't really lend themselves to putting the likes of Freddy in Dream Jail. But I have faith in Doug's subconscious. )
... sudden thought, Dream Warriors effect in this case being something like A little Help From My Friends, cue Warriors Alpha whoopin Freddie's butt.
I was pretty sure I had a good idea how this Kruger fellow thought. Now I hoped I had enough willpower to beat him at his own game. The song was ready to go, so all I had to do was concentrate and say the words, "Play Song."
Sure enough, the surroundings started to reflect my desires. They were somewhat more grim than I was used to, but that's the nature of the song.
"What is this?" Freddy asked when he discovered he couldn't change the dreamscape, or stop Alice Cooper's voice from filling the area.
I grinned. "Welcome to My Nightmare."
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Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."
- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012