I was going to put this in 'Must Not Be', but I find it strangely attractive. May be a oneshot in future.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Dance in the Vampire Bund.
"You've gotta be frickin' kidding me!" Buffy cried after the obligatory 'look-at-newspaper-and-spit-take'. "The vamps went and formed a country? With WEREWOLF POLICE?"
"Technically, it's only a city state," Giles corrected, wiping his face.
Buffy banged her head on the table. "This is all a bad dream concocted by something Evan Raynes did, isn't it? Tell me. Lie to me, if necessary!"
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And with Negima/Dance in the Vampire Bund:
"Mina..." Evangeline said. "What the #$^% do you think you're doing?"
Akira blinked in surprise as Mina blanched, looking like she wanted to find a convenient bed to hide under. "Y-your Darkness! W0what are you doing h-here?"
"I live here," Evangeline said flatly. "What's the big idea of shocking Japan so badly that the next installment of Kingdom Hearts is coming out late?"
"Princess Mina, who is this?" Akira asked.
Evangeline posed. "I am Evangeline Athanasia Katerina McDowell, from whom all vampires today descend!"
Mina was more succinct. "She's my grandmother," she squeaked.
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Chachamaru and Akira sat over a cup of tea as Mina and Eva 'definitely-did-not-argue' about there only being room in japan for one blonde, badass vampire loli.
"This is very good," Akira said.
"Thank you," Said Chachamaru. "So, what do you do for her majesty?"
"Keep her alive," Akira said. "Political assassinations sometimes. You?"
"I buy her cold medicine, porn, make sure she remembers to dress when visitors come and provide carnal pleasure," Chachamaru said blandly.
Akira paused. "I might need tips on that last one soon..."
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I am the LORD OF THE CRACK!
Check out said crack:
Takamachi Nanoha of 2814- Green Lantern Nanoha. To START! Now with a TvTropes page!
FATE/Holy Grail War of 2814- The Fifth Holy Grail War with Magical Girl Prisma Illya, in the DCAU, from the above story.
Magical Girl Magistra Erebea Molly- the world's first Dresden Files/TvTropes Crossover.
VENGEANCE! The Musical! The Story of Uchiha Sasuke
Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Dance in the Vampire Bund.
"You've gotta be frickin' kidding me!" Buffy cried after the obligatory 'look-at-newspaper-and-spit-take'. "The vamps went and formed a country? With WEREWOLF POLICE?"
"Technically, it's only a city state," Giles corrected, wiping his face.
Buffy banged her head on the table. "This is all a bad dream concocted by something Evan Raynes did, isn't it? Tell me. Lie to me, if necessary!"
****
And with Negima/Dance in the Vampire Bund:
"Mina..." Evangeline said. "What the #$^% do you think you're doing?"
Akira blinked in surprise as Mina blanched, looking like she wanted to find a convenient bed to hide under. "Y-your Darkness! W0what are you doing h-here?"
"I live here," Evangeline said flatly. "What's the big idea of shocking Japan so badly that the next installment of Kingdom Hearts is coming out late?"
"Princess Mina, who is this?" Akira asked.
Evangeline posed. "I am Evangeline Athanasia Katerina McDowell, from whom all vampires today descend!"
Mina was more succinct. "She's my grandmother," she squeaked.
-------
Chachamaru and Akira sat over a cup of tea as Mina and Eva 'definitely-did-not-argue' about there only being room in japan for one blonde, badass vampire loli.
"This is very good," Akira said.
"Thank you," Said Chachamaru. "So, what do you do for her majesty?"
"Keep her alive," Akira said. "Political assassinations sometimes. You?"
"I buy her cold medicine, porn, make sure she remembers to dress when visitors come and provide carnal pleasure," Chachamaru said blandly.
Akira paused. "I might need tips on that last one soon..."
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I am the LORD OF THE CRACK!
Check out said crack:
Takamachi Nanoha of 2814- Green Lantern Nanoha. To START! Now with a TvTropes page!
FATE/Holy Grail War of 2814- The Fifth Holy Grail War with Magical Girl Prisma Illya, in the DCAU, from the above story.
Magical Girl Magistra Erebea Molly- the world's first Dresden Files/TvTropes Crossover.
VENGEANCE! The Musical! The Story of Uchiha Sasuke