"So what you're telling me," I said carefully, "is that we have two Advanced Prototype Mark XXXII Bolos--"
"One close-combat specialized and one heavy artillery platform," the tech interjected helpfully.
"--that talk like teenage Japanese schoolgirls and only answer to the names "Fate" and "Nanoha"?" I manfully resisted the urge
just start shooting everyone in the room who was obviously failing to grasp the magnitude of this turn of events. Good Ghod, didn't anyone watch the
CLASSICS anymore?!?
"They've been performing so well so far, well above our projections," burbled the project head
gleefully. "The only oddity we've seen so far is that Nanoha keeps saying she wants to "make friends" with the Melconian Empire -- the
entire Empire, she's at pains to point out. We're sure it's just a linguistic-cortex quirk... ah,
Colonel, sir, why are you beating your head against that desk...?"
"One close-combat specialized and one heavy artillery platform," the tech interjected helpfully.
"--that talk like teenage Japanese schoolgirls and only answer to the names "Fate" and "Nanoha"?" I manfully resisted the urge
just start shooting everyone in the room who was obviously failing to grasp the magnitude of this turn of events. Good Ghod, didn't anyone watch the
CLASSICS anymore?!?
"They've been performing so well so far, well above our projections," burbled the project head
gleefully. "The only oddity we've seen so far is that Nanoha keeps saying she wants to "make friends" with the Melconian Empire -- the
entire Empire, she's at pains to point out. We're sure it's just a linguistic-cortex quirk... ah,
Colonel, sir, why are you beating your head against that desk...?"