ETNA: In our next chapter of Beauty Queen Etna: The Dragonslaying Macross Saga, a horrible murder has occured!
LAHARL: The what saga now?
ETNA: Oh no! Prince Laharl, Beauty Queen Etna's faithful consort, has been cruelly slain!
FLONNE: *gasp* How terrible! ...Wait, faithful what?
ETNA: A new force has entered the Netherworld! More
powerful than Zetta, Baal, Zenon, and Priere combined, can anyone stop
his killing spree?
LAHARL: So can we skip to the part where you one-punch him and then go to the real next chapter?
ETNA: This invincible hero from the human world... the dashing special agent who has captured the hearts of millions... can only be DOCTOR TRAN!
DR. TRAN: PLEASE! GO AWAY! I NOT A DOCTOR! I ONLY FIVE YEARS OLD!
--Sam
"I don't think falling two thousand feet and getting hit by a subway car did him any good."
LAHARL: The what saga now?
ETNA: Oh no! Prince Laharl, Beauty Queen Etna's faithful consort, has been cruelly slain!
FLONNE: *gasp* How terrible! ...Wait, faithful what?
ETNA: A new force has entered the Netherworld! More
powerful than Zetta, Baal, Zenon, and Priere combined, can anyone stop
his killing spree?
LAHARL: So can we skip to the part where you one-punch him and then go to the real next chapter?
ETNA: This invincible hero from the human world... the dashing special agent who has captured the hearts of millions... can only be DOCTOR TRAN!
DR. TRAN: PLEASE! GO AWAY! I NOT A DOCTOR! I ONLY FIVE YEARS OLD!
--Sam
"I don't think falling two thousand feet and getting hit by a subway car did him any good."