NGE: Nobody Dies

[drakensis]

Nobody Dies/Aeon Natum Engel crossover Omake

The old man paused. "Well, how are we going to explain her total change in colouration and temperament?"

"I'm sure if we use the word 'arcano' enough, they'll accept it. That isn't our major problem, though. If their Rei is
this..." he shuddered, "this... thisness, then imagine what their version of the Second Child must be like."

"Oh dear."

"Quite."

The old man ran his hand over his forehead. "Well, what are we going to do about... her?"

There was another explosion, and another whoop of joy.

"I... honestly don't know," admitted Gendo. "This was not part of the plan. At all. She's just so... destructive. And energetic.
SHE WAS ONLY IN MY OFFICE FOR LESS THAN FIVE MINUTES BEFORE SHE GOT BORED ENOUGH TO TEAR APART MY DESK!"

Fuyutsuki muffled a smile at the unexpected outburst. "She is a force of nature, isn't she? Like some kind of hurricane or storm."

There was a frozen moment, as the genius of that statement hit them.

"Of course!" both men said simultaneously. "We can just drop her on Leng!"

What did the poor cthulhu-esque horrors ever do to you? ...did I just ask that?
D for Drakensis

You're only young once, but immaturity is forever.